The next thing he knew, Tobi had taken his glasses.

"There!" He yelled proudly, "Now Tobi will not be recognized!!!" He proudly strutted around, the creepy office, doing what he now assumed to be a victory/chicken/moonbot dance, wearing Shinos shades. Then Shino saw red.

Nope. It wasn't from anger. It wasn't from all the stress he'd kept up bottled inside all day. Shino basically saw red uh, literally. At that minute Tobi exploded, sending little bits of tinted Aburame glass around the floor.

"HA HA HA!!!" An accussing laugh sounded loudly as someones footsteps echoed as they sprinted full speed in Shino and Tobis direction, "I got the little bugger un, I knew I'd planted some explosives on him somewhere!!!"

"I told you- hes not actually that litt-"

"I told you I'd planted some explosives on him earlier un!!!" Deidaras voice rang out clearly as he changed the subject. Now the footsteps came faster and steadily louder with each passing second. Immediately, Shino turned to Tobi, to see the extent of the damage only to see that he was rolling on the ground like crazy. Which of course would have been a very sensible thing to do if any of his clothes was still on fire, but unfortunately they were not. Poor Tobis hair was on fire, and from the way it spiked up, he could roll all he wanted to no effect, as his hair was always lifted off the ground. In short, he looked hilarious, but very agitated. Suddenly, the footsteps drew closer, and Tobi bolted to his feet, surprisingly with no injurys (apart from his hair which was still flaming like crazy. And so, with flaming hair, and orange mask, along with simple wire rims of once beautiful glasses on, Tobi turned to Shino, doing some freaky handsigns while doing so.

"Tobi, HIDE," Tobi whispered melodramatically to Shino, before picking him up with both hands and throwing him out a big window. There was a big dramatic crash as Shino flew through the air, head first, and landed on the ground below with a thud.

Then he ran like crazy.

BACK AT THE AKASUKIS BASE, IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE THE LEADERS OFFICE:

"Ha! Tobi, I knew I'd find you eventually hmm and- OH MY FREAKIN GOD!!!!" Deidara stood dead still as he surveyed the damage of the once beautiful office, in which Tobi sat on the floor dazed, apparently unhurt, but for the licks of fire still present on the top of his hair.

The office looked like it'd been attacked simultaneously by all the legendary sannin and then lit on fire. Everything in the office had been charred by the flames, save for Tobi, who sat in the middle, a black ring of soot around him as he mumbled and rocked a little back and forth.

"Hey what is it Deidara? Did you finally see-" Kisames voice rang out as he ran directly behind him, and then crashed clumsily into him, turning them both into a tangled pile of arms and legs on the floor.

"Honestly yout two, its like Im working with children," Itatchi scoffed as he walked up behind the tangled two, and then stood still as he took in his completely trashed surroundings, " Wow," He could only say as he surveyed the charcoal ground in amazement. Then he retained his arrogant pose again, "I really HATE to say this Deidara, as you know I have a wide and varied vocabulary... but I think you really blew it this time," Deidara however, (to Itatchis annoyance) was already two steps ahead of him. Deidara was freaking out.

"Ohhhh crap, ohh crap un, Pein is so gonna kill me!!!"

"Hey, don't worry, all you gotta do is get rid of the evidence! It'll be fine, I know as a fact that right now Pein is all the way at the other side of the base, we got time," Kisame reassured the blond as they untangled themselves.

"Yeah!" Deidara said as he straightned up, decided, "And the only person whos voice could possibly reach Pein is Hidan, and Hidan is-"

"HOLY MOTHER F#%KING JASHIN!!! WHAT THE F#%K DID YOU DO TO PEINS F%&#ING OFFICE!!!??"

Okay. It was official then.

They were all doomed.

BACK IN KONOHA:

"Gee, why you guys gotta tease me so much about it? It was a simple mistake!" Naruto wailed as yet another pair of young ninja came up to ask him if it was true that he'd just told his class that Shino had super rainbow lazer powers.

"Uh... Because you're a dobe?"

"Oh shut up Sasuke teme!! Nobody asked you!!!"

"Actually Naruto, you just di-" Sakura started to point out, but was quickly interruppted by Naruto getting into one of his moods.

"Yeah well if you're so smart and I'm so stupid, why don't you tell me whats under Shinos glasses!!!" Naruto carried on, as he turned to face Sasuke grumpily, puffing his cheeks out in frustration.

"Well I don't mind if I do," He responded easily, his trademark smirk making its way onto his face, Im up for anything that shows you how much of a dobe you really are. I'll tell you the mystery of the shades. I mean- its not like its much of a secret or anything..."

"Wait-" Sakura interrupted, the surprise clear on her face, "Are you saying you actually know whats under Shinos shades?!"

Suddenly it seemed like the world had paused, and then resumed again,just to find that a whole lot of people had wormed their way into the scene, all looking at Sasuke in wonder.

"OF COURSE SASUKE DOES!!!" A fangirl yelled out readily, only to be smacked down by all the other fangirls who wanted to be the one to assist in topping up Sasukes ego. Sasukes face got a little annoyed.

"Well uh, I dont know this for sure..." He admitted in an irritated voice, "But it is OBVIOUS really, if you look at the clues..."

Immediately the crowd pushed together closer, in order to hear the great Uchihas assessment more clearly.

"What is it Sasuke?" Sakura asked, genuinely curious. She hadn't found any obvious reason fo Shino to wear shades...

"Obviously," Sasuke began, building up momentum, " Hes an ALBINO," He then shrugged as if to say 'duh'.

"... Eh? An albino? Whats that?" Naruto asked obnoxiously, and then, "HEY! Isn't an albino suppossed to be really pale? Whats really pale got to do with wearing sunglasses?!"

"Naruto Naruto Naruto," Sasuke muttered as he shook his head at the offending blonde, "YES an albino is mainly known for being really pale, but they also have extremely sensitive eyes, which are in fact, light pink in colour," He lectured arrogantly.

"Oh I get it!!" Naruto clicked, "Gee, I'd hide my eyes too if they were pink!"

"Um, Sasuke?" Sakura asked, hesitantly, "What about Shinos hair? Don't albinos have white hair?"

"-I mean yeah, having purple eyes like Neji is also kinda sissy but it works for him, with his whole long hair thing-"

Sasuke shrugged, "Its a wig,"

"- you don't suppose Neji might end up getting some shades too? I mean it would fit the hippy image pretty well-"

"Why would Shino wear a wig?"

"- I was like: I won't judge you, even if you have girly hair, if you have a girly heart then let it out! Yeah, dunno why he punched me-"

"Hes bald," Sasuke simply shrugged again.

"..." Somehow the idea of Shino being a bald albino didn't quite fit, "Hes... bald?"

"-Hey Neji!! Whats up? I haven't seen you in- OW!!! WHAT THE- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!!!-"

"Yeah, think about it. Bugs eat his hair..."

"Wait- wha?"

"and then he gets a wig, and then being an albino he also gets the glasses. Simple," Sasuke stated, looking annoyed that it hadn't occurred to her sooner.

"..."

"OW NEJI STOP IT IM SORRY OW NEJI IM SORRY!!!!"

"Yeah, I don't think thats really tru-"

"Hey guys!!!" Kiba ran up to them , his tone worried as he sprinted from out of nowhere, "I've found something I need to show you!!!"

Poor poor Shino. Bald albino? :/ HAHAHA :D Yeah, Sasuke started out strong, but his theory got a few holes in it lol. :P Plus I just felt like writing something really stupid, and this is the only story I was working on at the time, so I just put it in. I think I HAVE to write something stupid every once in a while. Its a condition.:P

Anyways, the next chapter might take a little longer to update, so yeah, you might have to wait a bit to see what Kibas found. :) Hope ya liked the chapter anyway, see ya!!! :D