Part 5
More Comedy and Pranks
Lucarioblaze walks into the room and applause can be heard.
Lucarioblaze- Hiya guys! Good to see all of you are still ready to talk!
Leon- Well I'm not.
Panther- Cut it out, Leon.
Falco- You're just jealous.
Leon- Am not!
Bill- You know, I'm kinda starting to like this talk show questionnaire thing. I get to learn about everyone in know, as well as answer questions about myself.
Lucario- That's a very good way to look at things, Bill. I like your approach to this show. Others...not so much.
Lucario glances at Leon and Falco arguing over who would look better with Katt.
Katt shakes her head.
Fay- Hey guys! I'm back!
Bill- Fay! Get out of here! I didn't ask you to come!
Fay- But it's boring sitting at the couch and watching you have all the fun. Besides, I'm going to try to make a joke, since Lucario can't think of any other jokes.
Lucario- I never said that!
Fay- Hmm, oh well. I'm still going to make a joke. Okay, Bill. You're going to do this with me.
Bill- Why me?!
Fay- Well, I don't have any other choice, unless Fox and Krystal-
Panther- Me! Me! Pick me!
Panther waves his hand wildly in the air, while Fay ignores him.
Fay- Or maybe Falco and Katt-
Leon- Hey! No fair! How about Leon and Katt? Hmm?
Katt- No way! I'd rather stick with feather-head over here than with scales.
Leon sniffles a bit.
Leon- Wah! I've been rejected!
Panther pats Leon on the shoulder.
Panther- I know how you feel, Leon. I too, have been rejected, a countless amount of times, but I still hope that someday, one day, Krystal will accept me-
Fox- In your dreams, you shrewd cat! Krystal will never love you as she does to me-
Fay- Quiet! I don't need lizard boy crying a river and you beating the crap out of Panther, I just need someone to convince Bill to say the joke with me. Right Bill?
Bill- No, I'm sorry honey, I'm not going to say a joke with you, even if it's hilarious.
Fay- You'd better say the joke with me, or else...
Bill- No, not my Stardog Assault! Please! I love that game! And I'm in it!
Fay- Then say the joke with me!
Bill- *sigh* You've pushed me to the limit. I'll just have to say the joke with you...
Fay- Yay!
Fay hands a script to Bill.
Fay- Read off person number two.
Bill- Okay.
Fay- You'll never love me! You're just getting on the flight to get away from me!
Bill- No I'm not, I told you fifty times I have a business trip at seven A.M! Just leave me alone and let me sleep until I go.
Fay- Then tell me you love me when you're away.
Bill- I love you when you're away.
Everyone laughs at the joke, and Bill slightly blushes.
Bill- That was pretty good, wasn't it?
Fay- The way your voice was portrayed in that scene...was so...touching!
Fay- You're a natural!
Fay hugs Bill, and Bill blushes some more.
Audience- Aww!
Lucario- Ach! This is off-track as it is! Let's get started with the questions! Oh, and could someone please get Leon and Falco to stop fighting?
Security pulls Leon and Falco apart.
--Five minutes later--
Lucario- Okay, let's get started!
Falco and Leon are struggling to get out of the chairs that are holding them down, including arms, legs, and body.
Falco and Leon's mouths' were shut by a white cloth.
Katt- That's more like it!
Lucario- To Slippy,
What was the best prank you've pulled on anyone?
Slippy- Well, there's a lot of jokes I've pulled...
Slippy- There's that time when I painted Falco's Arwing hot pink...and when Fox's Landmasters' lasers were pink...and when I placed a bucket of cold water on Peppy's door so the water would splash onto him-
Peppy- That was you?!
Slippy- Whoops...I forgot I never told you that...
Slippy- Continuing, oh yeah, when I reprogrammed Krystal's phone so that every time she called someone, Fox's cell phone would ring-
Fox- Argh! You never told me that! No wonder my phone rang every minute! Krystal, how many phone calls do you make in a day?
Krystal- About-
Fox- Never mind, continue.
Slippy- I think the best prank I pulled was when I hacked onto Falco's email and sent an email to Katt asking to go out. Katt replied yes, and Katt planned the exact times, but Falco never knew. So Falco missed the date, and then Katt came knocking on our door, asking where Falco was, and then-
Falco- She beat the crap out of me!
Lucario- I thought security shut your beak!
Falco- I have my resources.
Katt- You still deserved that beating. Served you right, now you know not to fool around with Slippy.
Falco- But I didn't do anything to him!
Katt- I'm sure you didn't.
Leon- You see, Katt, I'm a good little boy who follows all my leader's directions.
Wolf- Ahem, by my directions, huh? So do you think I told you to hold a knife up to Panther's throat and tell him he would die, while he was sleeping?
Leon tenses.
Leon- How do you know about that?!
Wolf- And did I tell you to rub your cheek against a photograph of Falco, and another one of Katt?
Leon- I don't do that!!
Panther- So...are you a homosexual or are you straight?
Leon- I'm straight!
Panther- So you like Katt?
Leon- Yeah! I mean, wait, no, noo, what? Huh, hold on, what?
Falco- Ugh, and I have to know these things, why?
Lucario- Hey, well, this is a questionnaire, and you do learn things about each other, as Bill said.
Bill- I didn't mean it that way!
Lucario- I'm sure you didn't.
Bill- Hmph.
Lucario- Okay, I think we have time for one more question.
Lucario- To Fay,
How did you ever meet Bill?
Fay- Well...
Bill slaps his forehead.
Fay- I met him when Corneria was at war with Venom, and he was aiming a sniper at me. He shot, but I dodged the fire, and then-
Bill- Yeah, yeah, we know the rest.
Fox- Well, I don't know the rest!
Bill- There's no need to!
Fox grunts a reply.
Lucario- Well, that's all we have time for. See ya!
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Haha! I spoofed yet another brand!
Stardog Assault!
Hee hee!
Ha, I'm loving every second of this!