(Skipper's POV)
"hmm," Kowalski said, "I wonder what the other avengers are up to right now?" "who cares we need to get out of these universe before…" "can we finally get on with this?" Dr. bottlenose said as he entered the hanger. "dr. bottlenose comes back," I said. "And as for what the other avengers are up to right now?" Dr. bottlenose said, "I'll save you that work penguins…" before we could even blink we found ourselves inside Dr. bottlenose's ship. The imperial march was playing in the background as a strange orb with a bunch of waving bolt of electricity provide crazy lighting effects against the background of the void. "why are you hanging out in the void?" Private asked.
"keep the military forces of whatever universe from tracking my every move," Dr. bottlenose said. "so you just jump in and out of any universe safetly in case any of you carefully thought out plans fail." "unlikely as I have several backup carefully thought out plans in case the main one fails…I also have several well-thought out backup plans for the backup plans of the main plan." "that a look of plans to keep track of," Marlene said. "that is way this computer keep track of them for me." Rico hacked up his rocket launcher and destroyed the computer. "grr…oh well plans can change, "Dr. Bottlenose said pulling out the cyber-gun again. "Sir I would recommend that you do not kill them in here," a robotic lobster said. "why is that?" "we just finished cleaning the blood stain from the last time you killed a version of team penguin in here."
"New plan," Dr. Bottlenose said, "I'll teleport them to a universe where I can!" "Why ahead of you bottleface," Kowalski said teleporting us out of the ship. "What! No!" Dr. Bottlenose shouted. "I would suggest you find out what universe they went too." Dr. bottlenose looked at the screen on his control panel, "ah! Thank you robo-red one!" "I may have the memory of your late henchmen red one…but please address me with my full designation." "Robo-red one 274-R." "anyway," Dr. bottlenose said, "The alternate Penguins of Madagascar universe…good no possibity of jedis, ghostbusters, Starfleet officers, or avengers getting in the way…"
Meanwhile high above the ground…
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"Why can't we arrive in another universe without falling to our deaths!" Private shouted. "mommy!" rico shouted. "At least last time we had a ship!" Marlene shouted. "and you forgot to pack parachutes…again!" Private shouted. "Well I had a budget!" Kowalski said. "I pretty sure parachutes are in the safety budget!" I shouted, "what have you been spending money on that more important then parachutes!" "well somebody wanted to refurbish the submarine!" Kowalski said pointing a flipper at Private. "what the interiors getting shabby!"
"I didn't authorize no refurbishment! Did you even ask me!" I shouted. "Well if we did you would say…NO!" Private said. "it's your fault that we don't have parachutes," Kowalski said, "your fault." "It's nobody fault but you own Kowalski!" I shouted. "can we save this for later ladies!" Marlene shouted, "when we're not falling to our deaths!" "oh right," I said. "Ahhhh!" we all shouted. "I'm too smart to die!" Kowalski shouted. "Whoo-hoo-hoo!" Rico shouted. "As long as we're not falling into a circus tent." "Like that one?" Private said pointing to a circus tent. "Noooo!" I shouted. "wait I hear music…" "I like to move it! move it! You like to move it! move it! We like to!" "MOVE IT!" "NOOOO!" Kowalski, Private, and I shouted. "what wrong with that song?" Marlene said. "This song is going to make me lose my…" I barfed and all the vomit ended up on marlene. "Skipper!" Marlene said. "sorry," Kowalski said, "that, that had to happen…" "don't blame me blame the wind direction!" I shouted as marlene glared at me.
To Be continued in…
Will the Real Team Penguin please stand up?