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Fang's P.O.V.
Somebody splashed cold water on my face. What the hell? I glare at that person. It's Max. I stop glaring. I don't get mad at Max.
"I just had a crazy dream." I tell her, "You were pregnant and…"
Max glares at me and storms off. I look at the flock for an explanation.
"Fang, Max really is going to have a baby." Nudge says, "And I can't wait to go shopping for it! It's gonna be so much fun, and…"
I tune her out. I've gotten really good at it.
Inside: Max is pregnant? Shoot. What am I going to do? What are we going to do? Shriek.
Outside: Blank.
I race after Max. It takes a while to catch up with her. She's really fast. Another one of the things I love about her. She's crying.
"What's wrong, sweetie?"
"What's wrong?" she glares at me, "Number 1, you called me a sick, fluffy, disgusting pet name. Number 2, you don't love me or our baby. Number 3, I didn't even now it was possible for bird kid to have kids. Number 4, I don't know how to have a kid!"
"Of course I love you, Max. Always have, Always will. And if you decide to have this baby, I'll love it too."
I put my arm around her and she snuggles into me, sobbing.
"I don't even know why I'm crying now."
"Pregnancy hormones." I smirk.
She punches me.
"Owww!" I yell. The flock comes running.
"What happened?" Gazzy asks.
"Max punched me."
"Fang's getting beat up by a girl!" Iggy shouts.
"Shut up, or I'll throw you in a river." Max says.
"Hey!" Lena says, "I finally get a guy that likes me and you throw him in a river. Nice."
"Fine," Max grumbles, "I'll let you go this time. But, next time…" she moves her finger across her throat and smirks.
Inside: I love it when she smirks. It's so cute. If she knew I said that I'd be dead.
Outside: Blank.
"By the way, Fang," Max smirks. "My mom's going to kill you!"
Great. Another death sentence. I think I have enough of those.
"Do I have to remind you this is partly your fault too?"
She smiles then walks away.