HOLY SHIT IT'S BATMAN- I mean.... I'M ALIVEE!!!!!!!!!! XD

...I haven't updated this in a year and three months! D:

I'm updating! I'm updating! Be happy!

I almost forgot about FanFiction...... It made me sad when I found out how many fans I'm disappointing.

Light: WHAT fans?

Me: ....................................

How to Annoy Kish in 100 Ways (...More like Death Note abuse on Kish.)

55. Swap his shampoo with pink hair dye.

56. 'Accidentally' spill something REALLY smelly all over Kechiiro and convince him to take a shower and that you will take care of the cafe. Then go up to Kish and tell him that Ichigo is in the shower at cafe Mew Mew (like the pervert that ALL guys are) and give him a picklock thingy for him to get in. Then when he looks and sees that it is Kechiiro, find a great hiding place so that Kih can't find you and kill you...I suggest that you get a passport to Australia first. Goodday mate! tee hee hee!

57. Tell kisshu that Masaya wants to talk too him about ichigo. Then bribe pudding to go to that same spot. when they see each other make sure see annoys the hell out of him.

58. Make Kish babysit a baby (i sure know that is SUPER annoying when the baby doesn't stop crying)

59. Tell him that using animal DNA to make Chimera's is animal cruelty.

60. Tell Kish Ichigo is really a boy. When Kish gets fired up and asks for proof give him pics of a random ugly boy. Then run. Fast.

61. Dye Kish's hair pink and put cat ears on his head and point a yell " Look its Ichigo " and have Masaya try to kiss him then laugh when Kisshu starts to kill Masaya

62. lock kishu in a room with tie him to a put amps next to his sing very loudly into a microphone "i know a song that gets on everybodies nerves everybodies nerves everybodies nerves i know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" and when he yells at you to stop a couple second and start singing "this is the song that never it goes on and on my friends.".when he yells again stop start singing the barney theme yell "look out!barneys coming to rape you!" when he turns his head hit him over the head with a untie him and drop a banana peel and then when he chases you he'll fall on the peel.

63. Tell him that Ichigo really wants to see him, then turn her into a cat and put them in the same room together!

64. Make him go to school and make sure he has THE HARDEST CLASSES EVER!

65. Make him play Monopoly with you, and whenever he asks how to play, flip the board over, cry hysterically for 10 minutes, then calmly walk back in and ask him if he wants to play again, he was cheating last time.

66. DOMINATE playing basketball.

67. Tell him Ichigo likes Dren better.

68. Write him a Valentine from Ichigo that says he stinks like a skunk & should shower. Laugh when he goes to Ichigo saying he is 'a changed man'

69. Give him a swirly and blame it on Pai

70. Play your LOUDEST Hard Rock whenever he is trying to sleep.

71. Fill his mouth spray with helium

72. When he takes a shower, steal his clothes and put them in Zakuro's room

73. Make him watch Masaya and Ichigo on a gushy date

74. Change his cellphone ringtone to the My Little Pony Theme Song. And keep changing it back to that when he changes it to something else.

75. Tell him that Ichigo just told you that she loves him. He will run off to kiss her, she will slap him when he does, and they'll both kill you for it later, but it's worth it!

76. Give Tart and Pudding coffee and sugar until they are on a hyper supercharged sugar rush. Then make him take them to Chuck E. Cheese's.

77. leave kish in the same room as me for an hour(Sali),

78. talk to him with your mouth full,

79. Bribe Ichigo to make out with Deidara, tape it, then show Kishu

80. Tie him to a chair with a gag , grab a microphone, turn it up loud and keep singing the spongebob squarepants theme song.

81. Get a picture of and Masaya-thingy ,copy it around 10 times and hang it in his closet, above his bed, on his refrigerator and other places (mirror, under his pillow, in his pillowcase, sew it to the back of his clothes, save them on his ) And then go around telling everyone that Kish is a Masaya-fanboy and if they don't believe you let them look around his house.

82. cosplay as Ichigo and kiss him, then tell him you(Ichigo)'re actually a boy.

83. Jumping on him and screaming: RIDIN' COWBOY.

84. Claiming that Ichigo never exsisted and he is in the Higurashi universe.

85. Saying that Ichikish is taken by Light to break his wittle heart. (KI: ...I find that offensive.)

86. Killing him (that would tick him off)

87. Exorting some pianos to drop on his head.

88. Make him spin around like a idiot (KI: Spinning around like an idiot, spinning around like an idiot.... XD)

89. Find a gun and drop him in the water with the gun (he can figure out how to get out.)

See? I UPDATED! X3

#55: Ktusa

#56: MPuddingLuver24

#57: Tears of a thousand pains

#58-59: MissYoui

#60: MewMarionetta

#61: Pierre7291

#62: Midniight Shadow

#63-73: Saodora

#74-76: Wind Crystal

#77-79: XxBloodyRiverxX

#80: Lerryn

#81-82: Sabaku no Pearl

#83-89: Draco-Zelda

Ok, ok, only ELEVEN more ideas people!! HURRY UP! REVIEW! IDEAS! LET ME HURRY UP AND FINISH THIS STORY-THING!

Me: See? I have fans. Where's YOUR fanbase?

Light: Well, there's Misa, and Mikami, and Takada...

Me: Yeah, but they're subordinate characters. They don't matter.

Light: ...Ok, there's Shy, that one girl in your World Geography class, and Near when I drugged him that one time!

Me: Shy isn't a fangirl, she's a fanIT. The girl in World Geography is also a Twilight fantard. Near was drugged for five minutes.

Light: .......

Me: Ha.

Light: There's YOU. :3

Me: ...Shecka, I KNOW you are somehow involved in this. I don't know how... But I'll find out. -hit Light on the head with Misa's 5 pound shoe- Show's over. Go home.