"John?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm in handcuffs John."
"I can see that."
"Lestrade says it's to stop me pinching things."
"Quite right too"
"Jaaaawwwn!"
"What!"
"I want to go home John"
"We can't. Lestrade says we have to wait."
"Why?"
"Because you punched Anderson in the face and insulted half of the yard simultaneously. God knows how you managed that one."
"He was being a prick."
"Sherlock!"
"You know it's true!"
"...Yeah he was being a bit of an idiot."
"I prefer my phrasing."
"OK, well I'm nice."
"Yes, yes you are."
"...Stop that."
"What?"
"That look"
"I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about."
"You're doing it on purpose."
"I am not!"
"You are!"
"Fine, tell me what I am doing Dr Watson...deduce me."
*gulp*
"You...you are...smouldering."
"Thank you"
"Don't you wink at me Mr Holmes!"
*chuckling*
"Aaah, Lestrade, is it me or did it just get thicker in here?"
"Shut it you. John, you can take him home now."
"...ooh, thaaanks."
"Uh, Detective, are you forgetting something?"
"Nope."
"Really? Because I think I'm still in handcuffs."
"So you are."
"Anytime you feel like releasing me, please do."
"Uh, no. Bye now."
"Wait, what are we meant to do about the handcuffs?"
"Oh I'm sure you'll figure something out. Put them to good use."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"I think you know."
0_o
"Sherlock"
"Yes John?"
"Stop smirking"
"I am not!"
"Like a Cheshire cat."
"Leave me alone."
"Come up with a genius plan to get yourself out of those handcuffs yet?"
"...No."
"Well, think of something quick, I feel like a prison guard carting you around all clapped in irons like that."
"Hmmm, I'm sure I'll find a way to make the best of my predicament with the handcuffs, or 'put them to good use' as Lestrade so eloquently put it."
"...What did you have in mind?"
"Well, seeing as we're almost home, and it is your day off..."
"Yeeesss..."
"We could...you know."
"Hmmm, that sounds very appealing right now. You are at my mercy..."
"Now that is arousing."
"Ha, a gentleman as always"
"Just think John, I'm in handcuffs...and we don't have to leave the bedroom all day..."
"Mr Holmes, I do believe you are turning me on."
"Wouldn't be the first time"
"Shut up and open the door"
"I'm in handcuffs."
"Oh, shit, right...where are your keys?"
"In my pocket - yaahhaa! That's not the pocket!"
"Sorry..."
"Stop grinning"
"I assure you it's not intentional."
"Oh you are insufferable."
"Hmm..."
"You can take your hand out now."
"Damn."
"John."
"What?"
"Open the door."