Truth or Dare: Naruto Style!
By nightsilencesister
Chapter 6:
Kakashi's Face (sorta) and Gai's Phobia
(A/N: This is my sixth chapter. Enjoy!)
Disclaimer: I'll own Naruto someday!! …but not today…
Now that the doctor was healed, everyone went back to the Truth or Dare game. It started to rain. (A/N: That's gonna keep Neji occupied for a while.)
Naruto, Choji and Kankuro got up.
"Oh, you're back!" said Sakura.
Suddenly, there was a tap on the window.
"It must be Neji," remarked Ten-Ten as she opened the drapes.
Then she screamed horribly.
"What's wrong??" exclaimed Lee.
"WHAT is THAT?!" yelled Ino.
Behind the window were two strangers with large, dark raincoats and hats. Whoever there were, they were Kohona ninja, since they had Kohona headbands.
One of them knocked on the window, so Choji let them in.
After stepping inside, the mystery men immediately threw their clothes off to reveal themselves as…
"Kakashi and Gai??" exclaimed Shikamaru.
"GAI-SENSEI!!" Lee shouted.
"LEE!!" Gai shouted back.
"GAI-SENSEI!!"
"LEE!!"
"SHUT UP!!" said Naruto.
"How dare you tell Gai-sensei to shut up!"
"That's my Lee!"
That was Sakura's cue. She swiftly moved near the heads of both Lee and Gai, then hit them (hard) on the head. Both fell unconscious.
"Okay, let's play. Kakashi-sensei, do you want to play with us?" asked Sakura.
"Um, sure, why not. I don't have any particular missions today."
"Okay, let's see. It was Sakura's turn, right?" said Naruto.
"Yeah. Um… Kakashi-sensei, truth or dare?"
"Dare, I guess."
"I dare you to show us exactly how your face looks like!"
Everyone huddled around, even the doctor.
"Show us your face! Show us your face!" yelled everyone excitedly.
"Oh, all right." Kakashi grabbed the end of his mask.
"Behind this mask…" Kakashi said.
"Behind this mask…" everyone repeated.
Quickly Kakashi pulled off the mask.
No one saw it, though, because there was a POWER OUTAGE!!
"NOOOOOO!!" everyone screamed. "God—I mean the author—is so cruel!!" (A/N: Muah ha ha ha I am so evil.)
The lights flickered back on, but the mask was back on his face.
"No! No! That didn't count!" shouted Temari. "Show us again!"
"Sorry. But I already showed you, just as Sakura said. And I do believe that the rules for Truth or Dare state that you cannot make someone do a dare twice." (A/N: Actually, I don't know if that's really true or not, but in my book, it's true. I wonder what'll happen next.)
Hinata put her hands together. "Byakugan!"
Suddenly she blushed and giggled.
"What did his face look like??" said Kankuro.
Hinata grabbed a pencil and paper and began to draw. Then she showed everyone.
Everyone stared. "What the…"
(A/N: Did I mention that Hinata is extremely bad at drawing?)
"Oh no!" said Hinata. "I forgot to mention that I am extremely bad at drawing! Oh well."
"My turn," said Kakashi. "Gai, truth or dare?"
Gai and Lee got up and said, "DARE! THERE IS NO OBSTACLE I CANNOT…"
"I dare you to get a cat."
Later
"I'm sorry, Kakashi. I forgot to tell you about O.M.G.I.C.D.T.D. attacks," said the doctor.
"OH GAI-SENSEI!!" cried Lee. "I WILL STAY BY YOUR SIDE UNTIL YOU ARE BETTER!!"
As Lee cried buckets of tears, Kakashi explained why Gai-sensei could not, would not get a cat.
FLASHBACK TIME!!
"Hey, look! A pet store," said Child Kakashi.
"Let's go inside," said Child Gai.
When they were inside, there was a large bin of cats.
"Oh what cute cats!" exclaimed Child Gai. "Coochie-coo!"
"Ack! Don't do that!!" the store owner yelled.
"Why not?" asked Child Kakashi.
"Those cats are from the AMAZON!!" the owner replied. "Evil, mean creatures, those things. I put them there for the moment, since I had no other place to put them. Quickly, tell your friend to—oops. Too late."
Child Gai was already being killed by the cats.
"AAAAAAAA!!! HELP ME!!!"
FLASHBACK TIME OVER!!
"Well, then, why'd you dare Gai to get a cat?"
"I wanted him to finally get over his stupid phobia of cats," Kakashi answered. "I had no idea O.M.G.I.C.D.T.D. attacks existed, though."
"Hey, I know, Kakashi-sensei!" said Naruto. "Let's help Gai get over his fear of cats when he's better!"
"Okay."
So everyone sat on chairs and continued their game while Lee flooded the floor with tears and Gai twitched and gagged.
(A/N: Seventh chapter's coming real soon!)