Very small item in back of latest Quibbler:
HARRY POTTER TO BECOME KING OF AMERICA, WORLD?
Sources at The Quibbler have learned that Lord Baron Potter-Black Harry James Potter (BWL, Voldemort Vanquisher, Order of Merlin, Auror, Winner of Several Best Buns Awards) has been offered the title of King of America. Even more, there are forces at work, shadowy forces that use the magical governments of the world as their puppet states, and these groups are ready to name Lord Baron Potter-Black King of the World!
While being named King of the World will no doubt involve substantial amounts of Galleons and untold secrets such as how Nargles hide amongst us, it is the opinion of the Quibbler that the offer of the throne of America is simply an attempt for those shadowy forces to exert control over Lord Baron Potter-Black. Why do they want to control him? Is it the hidden prophecy that he will unite the world through raspberry jam? Hasn't Lord Baron Potter-Black done enough already?
Give the man a moment or two of peace! LEAVE HARRY ALONE.