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Hellooooo~ I know, I know, its been a while. Yeah, I apologize. Well, I know you know how hard it is to be a college student. But don't worry; I won't abandon this story… hopefully. KIDDING! Please enjoy reading~

WARNING: Foul language, some sexy talk, lots of grammatical and spelling errors.

DISCLAIMER: I OWN nothing, except the plot and the crappy-ness of the story. Yeah, you get the point.

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Chapter 6

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"What are you saying, Imouto?" Kamui asked as he looked anywhere but the violet haired guy. "The bald man cannot afford a butler, let alone, a body guard…"

"That's true," Takasugi answered. "However, it is not money that Umibozu gave me as an exchange for my service to this lil princess here." Kagura frowned when Takasugi patted her on the head.

Kamui opened his smiling eyes momentarily at the gesture before closing them again and smiling more wickedly this time. "I wonder why is that?"

Takasugi shrugged nonchalantly before smirking. "It is because," he paused as he glanced behind him, seeing that all other students were done taking their break time as they entered the classroom. "He's able to defeat me."

Kamui froze at the words.

"Later, little princess. I'll be just there on your back. Don't you worry," with a wave of a hand, Takasugi took the seat behind Kagura's.

"Don't call me that, baka." Kagura muttered before taking her seat between Sougo and Kamui.

Sougo watched from the corner of his eye his butler when he became unusually silent but dismissed the thought immediately when his attention was caught by a certain female redhead.

"Oi, China," Sougo called his self-proclaimed fiancée and smirked when she gave him a warning glare. "How are you these past few years?"

"If you want to die now, Sadist, care to repeat that question, please?" Kagura hissed through clenched teeth.

"How are you these past few years?" Sougo repeated and smirked again when Kagura stood from her seat and flexed a kick aimed at him, which he deflected easily, of course.

Kagura angrily readied another deadly kick to her childhood friend when Ginpachi-sensei entered the room. Upon seeing her sensei, Kagura immediately stopped midway on her assault.

Ginpachi stopped midway on his way to his table when his gaze landed on the couple in the middle of the class. He narrowed his eyes at the sight of Kagura aiming a kick to the new transferee and the redhead gulped when she noticed Ginpachi staring at them.

"Kagura," he called, voice too low for her liking. "What are you doing to Souichirou-kun?"

Kagura opened her mouth to say something but Sougo beat her to it. "She's probably going to kill me, Danna," Sougo answered in a deadpan voice. "That should be quite obvious right now."

"Kagura," Ginpachi breathed dangerously. "Is that true?"

"But he's pissing me off!" Kagura exclaimed. "And he's a bastard, Gin-chan!"

"Gin-chan?" Sougo questioned.

"Fuck off, Sadist. I'm not talking to you."

"Okay, this is enough." Ginpachi reached his table and put the small pile of paper he was holding on top of it. "Kagura, Souichirou-kun, I'll be seeing you later in detention."

Kagura clicked her tongue and glared at Sougo as hard as she could manage.

Sougo could just smirk.

Ginpachi gave the couple a meaningful look. Based on how Kagura glared at him and how Sougo managed not to be scared at those glares, the teacher concluded that those two kids probably know each other.

"Kagura, Souichirou-kun, do you, by any chance, know each other?" He asked for a confirmation.

Kagura remained silent as she curled her lips into thin line so Sougo decided to answer the question himself. "We've known each other since kids."

The female redhead tried to silence the Sadist with her glare, telling him to shut up and fuck off but Sougo waved her glares off with his annoying smirk.

And Kagura didn't like that smirk.

Abruptly, Sougo appeared right beside her and snaked an arm around her petite waist. Kagura had no time to gasp as Sougo pulled her onto his body. The class could just watch.

"S-Sadist—"

"And this little china here is my fiancée," Sougo claimed with a confident smirk on his face. "And please ladies, I warn you to stay away from me. I'm sure you don't want to taste the fist of this Sadist's little monster, right?"

There was a pregnant silence.

"What the hell!?" Kagura shoved Sougo away from her. "What the hell are you talking about!?"

"Sometimes, China is so dumb." Sougo mumbled and fixed the wrinkle formed on the sleeve of his uniform. "I think I made it quite clear to you, China."

"I am not your fiancée, you bastard!"

Sougo gave her a dark chuckle. "When you became my wife, I swear to all people here that all you will feel is pleasure."

There was another pregnant silence.

Kagura blushed hard and she was shaking violently, possibly in anger, possibly in frustration, maybe both. No one knows.

From behind her, a certain purple head chuckled lowly to himself. "The kid has some spunk."

From behind him, a certain ravenette looked at him incredulously. "The kid is violating Leader's innocence."

Takasugi glanced over his shoulder. He narrowed his eye. "Do I know you?"

Katsura narrowed his eyes as well. "I believe it is our first time to meet, stranger."

Takasugi shrugged but still couldn't get rid of the feeling that he might know the man sitting behind him. "Who are you, stranger?"

"I'm not stranger, I'm Katsura!" Katsura paused shortly. "I'm Katsura Kotarou."

Takasugi hummed and went back looking at his little princess and her so-called fiancée. He laughed and watched in amusement as the two engaged in a fight again. Ah, this is very interesting.

"Alright," the silver haired teacher announced, seeing that it was his responsibility to stop the upcoming Third World War that will soon to happen inside his classroom as he brought a piece of paper to his face. "Stop your attempt to kill each other, Kagura, and Souichirou-kun. I have the feeling that no one will win. So, let's now start the boring discussion."

Kagura gave Sougo one last warning glare before taking her seat again. Sougo did the same but without sending Kagura his trademark smirk.

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The sounds of the patting of the chalk on the board were heard as the boring class went on.

"So, this is the formula for the problem number seven…" Ginpachi muttered. "Copy this and study that and you're able to answer all of these shits." He turned and faced the class as he pointed his index finger to his students. "Just do it!"

Shinpachi stood up from his seat. "Don't just tell us to copy this and study that! You're the teacher! You're responsible to do the teaching!"

Ginpachi waved the paper he was holding in front of him. "Why don't you do the teaching instead, glasses stand, if you are that smart?" He deadpanned. "Just do it!"

"Why do I have to do the teaching!? I'm a student!" Shinpachi answered. "You are just too lazy. Just admit it!"

"Well, now that you're the only straight character of this series, why don't you just act smart and become the hardworking one?" Ginpachi deadpanned then waved a hand. "Come here, Patsuan, I'll make you report this thing while I read this— Jump! Magazine— ah, I mean, this highly recreational and absolutely educational reading material—"

"There! You admit that you're lazy and just wanted to read your senseless book!" Shinpachi felt like pulling his hair off his head in frustration then he glanced around the whole room. "Hey, classmates! Don't let this lazy teacher teach us! We will gain no knowledge from here! What do you say, guys? Let's kick this teacher out! Now who's with me!?"

Silence.

Plus the additional 'Gin-san, I love you. Tie me up.'

And 'Die, Hijikata-san, die you bastard.'

And the sound of flesh being slapped after the usual 'Otae-san marry me and let's make children.'

The mantra-like 'anpan' of the Echizen-wannabe.

And other odd noises from the area of a certain female redhead and a Sadist.

Shinpachi stared in disbelief as the whole class paid no attention to him as they went on with their business. He bowed his head down in defeat and sighed long and deep. "Fine. For the sake of the ratings of this series, I'll sacrifice…"

"You do nothing to increase our ratings so don't act like you're the only one who is increasing our ratings. Just so you know, have you seen your current place in the popularity poll this season, huh? Just do it!" Ginpachi handed the glasses stand the Mathematics book then he proceeded to his lovely chair and began reading his Jump! Magazine.

"I know you're just copying a certain Copy Nin, sensei… And stop with the just do it phrases!" Shinpachi muttered before writing several mathematical formulas on the board which he understood easily.

Well, he's the straight character so, of course he would understand easily.

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In the middle of Shinpachi's boring discussion about geometry, several banging sounds were heard from the class.

Ginpachi was too occupied to notice while Shinpachi tried his level best to ignore it. "So, I was saying, the formula for finding the volume of a cylinder is—"

"Hey, Patsuan!" Kagura called. Shinpachi threw her a questioning look so Kagura decided to continue. "What is the formula for finding the volume of two circles if placed in each either side of that cylinder?"

It took ten seconds for Shinpachi to make a smart response. "… What?"

Kagura stood up and went to the board before drawing said cylinder with two circles in each side of its bottom. "Here," Kagura finished the drawing. "What is the formula for this?"

Shinpachi stared at the drawing in huge disbelief. "Wh-What the hell is that!?"

Ginpachi raised his head when he heard Shinpachi's yell and his crimson eyes instantly fixed on the drawing on the board. He stood up abruptly and pointed a finger at the drawing. "That… That's the…"

"It was obviously a peni—" Shinpachi was saying when Ginpachi had the sense to interrupt him.

"Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon!"

"WHAT!?" Shinpachi couldn't believe at his sensei. "What the hell is a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon!?"

"That is the weapon used as a Running Lightning that causes a week of fire all over the land," Katsura answered. "I never knew this weapon is so beautiful at this close look."

"How can that thing be beautiful!?" Shinpachi felt like kicking someone on the shin in extreme frustration. "That's a violation for youth's innocence!"

"Don't talk about youth's innocence. You'll sound like a certain man with bowl cut, thick brows and blinding white teeth in green jumpsuit," Kagura muttered. "Just tell me how to find the formula of its volume!"

"Why are you so eager to know the formula anyway?" Shinpachi asked, confused and quite disturbed.

"Well," Kagura started, reminiscing some events inside her head. "Gin-chan once told me that once I saw a cylinder shape with two circles in each side of it, thus a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, I have to ask for its formula and I will get the volume. After knowing the volume and if it was lesser than ten inches, I have to rip that thing from its attachment and sell them in the black market for 300 yen."

Shinpachi once again stared in huge disbelief as Kagura ended her explanation.

"That's right, Kagura-chan," Ginpachi stood in front of the class again. "But you missed a very important detail of the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon."

Thinking for a few moments, Kagura smiled as she remembered that very important detail. Grabbing the chalk, Kagura drew another shape on top of the cylinder shape. It was a mall triangle.

Shinpachi dropped his jaw on the floor in, well, disbelief again.

"I know that thing!" Sarutobi exclaimed from somewhere in the ceiling.

"Yes! That thing becomes more and more like of a peni—"

"Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon edition two point zero one!" Sarutobi finished.

Shinpachi gave the purple haired lady an incredulous look. "And what the hell is that thing now!?"

Sarutobi covered her mouth with the back of her palm in a mockery pose. "Oh, why, Patsuan. I never knew you didn't know the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon edition two point zero one…"

"Because weirdo like you are the only ones who knew about that thing!"

"That weapon was used by Planet Moshitaki to defend themselves against Planet Takimoshi. The war ended at least three hundred years." Sarutobi blushed and dropped on the floor in a very submissive manner. "I never knew the weapon will be this beautiful at a closer look. Oh, I can't imagine how Ginpachi-sensei would use it against me—"

She had no time to finish her sentence when an eraser was thrown straight to her face. She dropped on the cold floor, nose bleeding. Ginpachi dusted his palms and took a piece of paper out of the pockets of his pants then he frowned. "Enough with the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon."

The class silenced with that. Ginpachi took the front class again and began mumbling about pop quizzes for tomorrow when the school bell rang, signaling the end of the class.

"See you when I see you, class." Ginpachi left them with a wave of a hand, muttering something like 'playing pachinko' when he caught sight of a certain redhead and sadist.

"Oi, wait," Ginpachi stopped just outside the door. "You are in detention, Kagura, Souichirou-kun. Follow me."

Kagura gave Sougo her darkest glare before following her teacher. Sougo smirked in return. He then glanced behind when he caught sight of a certain purple haired male walked over his bastardic butler.

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