Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Promise Chapter 6: Too Hot, a kingdom hearts fanfic

T, D, DD, K, T, or P Chapter 6: Too Hot

Previously on T, D, DD, K, T, or P:

Riku groaned and made his way back over to Maleficent who was making a speech about darkness. He pulled her back down to his level catching her off guard and gave her a small peck on the lips. He began to turn green and nauseous. He went over to the bush that Maleficent was once in and threw up.

"Ewww!" Everyone gagged.

"That was the worst thing I have ever done in my life!" Riku coughed.

"Well that's what happens when you post videos without permission." Xion said and walked back into the house.

Ventus patted Roxas on the back, "Yup, she's a keeper."

"You better believe it." Roxas said and walked back into the house. Everyone else followed and sat back into a circle.

Riku was about to go to the center of the circle but then made a beeline to the bathroom. He walked back into the room with a disgusted look on his face.

"Done yet?" Xion asked and Roxas laughed.

Riku rolled his eyes and walked to the middle of the circle.

"I guess I will do a promise…"

Spin

Spin…

Ventus

"This will be easy." Riku said with a smile. "Ventus… promise me that your brother will die from a slow, painful, agonizing, embarrassing, terrible…"

Riku kept listing off every single synonym that the Webster's Thesaurus had to give for the word 'Painful'…

"…disastrous, distressing, grave, harsh, intense, serious, and terrible death."

"Uhhh…" Ven scratched the back of his head, "I don't know if I can promise that, Riku."

"Well that's a part of the game. You have to."

"But I can't do that! He's my brother!"

"So? I had to kiss Maleficent."

"And I had to run NAKED-"

"Yeah, yeah we get that you had to run naked through someone's house. Like we all haven't heard that a million times. But death? ! How hell can I promise that? !"

Riku sighed, "I guessed that is crossing the line a little bit. So just promise me that you will do something really terrible to him."

Ven had a look of relief on his face, "Now that's something I can promise." He looked over to Roxas who was talking to Xion. Neither of them knew what was going on.

Ventus had an annoyed look on his face and walked to the middle of the circle. "I want to do a tell since it's the only thing that hasn't been done yet."

Spin

Spin…

Fuu

"Tell?" Fuu asked.

"Uhh… I don't know yet." Ventus scratched his head. What do I ask Fuu?…(gasp!) I know!

Ventus had an idea but he wasn't sure how Fuu would react to his question. Then he started to get nervous.

"Well umm… Fuu," Ventus began, "I've always wondered why you never talk in full sentences."

Everyone stared at Fuu because they were all wondering the same thing. Fuu looked around the room and started to feel uncomfortable with everyone looking at her.

Hey Ven!

Yeah author?

You can't ask Fuu that.

Awww… why not?

Because I don't know the answer to that question.

What does that have to do with anything?

If I don't know the answer to the question, then I can't type what she is going to say.

Oh… I see how that could be a problem.

Yeah but I do have another question for you to ask her.

Shoot.

Ask her who she likes!

Why?

Because I know the answer to that question!

I really want her to like me. I mean, Roxas has Xion. Terra has Aqua. Sora maybe has Kairi. But who do I have? No one… it would be cool if Fuu liked me. She's really pretty… Ventus started to jump to conclusions. What if she doesn't like me though? What if she says someone like Hayner? Oh no! What if she says…Seifer?

Umm… You know I'm still here, right?

MiMi! Get out of my head!

How did you know my nickname was MiMi?

I read your profile.

Why?

I have no idea.

…There's a reason why I like Roxas more than you.

Huh?

"Why are you guys STILL talking to each other?" Vanitas asked.

Shut up Vanitas!

"You shut up!"

No, you shut up!

"No you-"

"Both of you shut up so we can get Fuu's truth!" Amai yelled.

"It's a tell." Namine corrected.

"Whatever! Just what are you going to ask Fuu, Ven?"

"Well I…" Ven started, "I guess I could ask… uhm… Fuu, who do you like?"

"Like?" Fuu asked.

"Yeah… like."

"Ventus."

"Yeah?"

"Like Ventus."

"You do?"

"Yes."

"Seriously?"

Fuu nodded her head.

"Are you sure?"

"Mmhhmm."

"Absolutely sure?"

"Yes, Ven."

"Absolutely positively-"

"She said yes!" Everyone yelled.

"I like you too… Fuu."

I thought Vanitas was the poet…

"Author! Get out of here!" Vanitas yelled.

I love you too, Vani.

Everyone started to aw in unison.

"What? Wait! No I didn't say…-"

"Not you, you conceited jerk!" Amai yelled, "Look." Amai pointed to Ven and Fuu who were hugging.

Awww! Love is in the air!

Fuu and Ven separated their hug and Fuu walked to the center of the circle. "Dare."

Spin

Turn

Spin…

Demyx

"Whaaat? There was a 'turn' in there!" Demyx said, "I demand a re-spin!"

Okay, false alarm people! False alarm!

Spin

Twist

Spin

Spin…

Hayner

"Hey!" Hayner exclaimed, "I already went! And plus, there was a 'twist' in there!"

(sigh) One more time!

Spiral

Whirl

Revolution

Dog

Pickle

Chocolate Cheese…

Fuu

Oh. My. Fucking. Gosh.

"Maybe it's because you're doing a dare again, Fuu." Ventus said.

"Maybe…" Fuu pondered, "Kiss."

"Sounds good."

Spin

Spin…

Larxene

Larxene was holding a pair of scissors for some reason. She looked at Fuu and walked over to her with scissors in hand.

"Now, Fuu." Larxene began calmly, "Before you say anything, I know exactly who I want to kiss. And I ALWAYS get what I want." She started to cut the air with the scissors and had a deranged look in her eye.

"Don't threaten her!" Ven got up and stepped in front of Fuu.

"I'm not gonna hurt your precious Fuu." Larxene cocked her head to the side. "All I'm doing is giving her a suggestion on what should happen in the next five minutes."

"What did you want her to do?" Ven asked.

"Maybe we should talk in the kitchen."

Ven and Fuu nodded their head and went inside of the kitchen.

~Meanwhile in the infamous kitchen…~

Fuu was whispering something in Ventus' ear and he began laughing.

"Will you two pay attention for one second!" Larxene whispered loudly, "You guys are starting to turn into Roxas and Xion!"

"No we aren't!" Ven and Fuu said at the same time (A/N: I'm gonna start saying 'at the same time' instead of 'simultaneously' because… well, you know.)

"It doesn't matter. Anyways, I want to kiss Axel."

"Axel? But doesn't he have fantasies…"

"Yes! I know he has a couple of dreams about Roxas. But I was thinking we could play this game called, 'Too Hot'."

"Playing a game? Wouldn't that count as a dare…?"

Let her explain the game and you will see…

"Thanks MiMi."

Oh god…were you reading my profile too?

"Yeah. Why?"

I'm in a room full of stalkers!

"Can I just explain the game?"

Go ahead, I guess…

"Okay, so I was visiting my sister in London last year and we were with her friends and they started to play this game called, 'Too Hot'. Basically it's a game where two players kiss without stopping and without touching each other. If one player touches the other he/she loses. The winner gets to do whatever he/she wants to the loser!"

"But… that is still kind of a dare."

Well Fuu can't do a dare because the dare gods won't let the bottle spin correctly. And they ARE kissing each other so I guess it would be the same as doing a kiss.

"But it's not the same…"

(Sigh) I'm trying to help you out Ven.

"How are you helping me?"

Because if Fuu doesn't tell Larxene to play 'Too Hot' then Larxene will hurt Fuu. Do you want that to happen?

"No!"

I didn't think so. So make her play Too Hot with Axel and Fuu won't have her face rearranged. And by doing this, Axel may start thinking about Larxene instead of Roxas. It's a win-win for everyone!

"You are a genius!"

~Back to the packed Living Room~

"Fuu knows what Larxene will do!" Ventus announced, "She's gonna play Too Hot with Axel."

"Play? Too Hot? Isn't that technically a dare?" Kairi asked.

After going back and forth with explaining what 'Too Hot' is and debating how it can be either a kiss or a dare. They finally came to an agreement…

"So Too Hot is going to be a kiss from now on, okay?" Ventus concluded.

"Okay."

"Alright."

"Sure."

"Yeah."

"Yes."

"So I have to play, 'Too Hot' with Larxene?" Axel asked and saw that everyone, even the author, was nodding. "This ought to be interesting…"

I don't know too much about Larxene… Axel thought, but if a dare is a dare then I guess I have to. And I guess Larxene doesn't look too bad.

It's not a dare! It's a kiss, Axel.

Like it matters!

It DOES matter.

Axel ignored the author like everyone else is starting to.

"Where are we gonna do this?" Axel asked

"We could do it in the kitchen."

Hey! I'm in here! I don't want to see you guys doing things.

"Oh shut up…" Larxene said then walked into the kitchen. The author grabbed her computer and ran out of the kitchen. Everyone just stared at the author.

Hey um… how's it going?

"Aren't you and the Narrator the same person?" Selphie asked.

I guess you could say that…

"So…" Amai began, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen NARRATING?"

I can't go in there while their doing that!

"You can write a story with drug use, crude humor, coarse language, and even a lap dance. But you can't narrate them kissing?"

Of course I can but i…-

"GET ON WITH THE STORY!" Everyone yelled.

The author rolled her eyes and went back into the kitchen.

Why haven't you guys started yet?

"We were waiting for you." Axel said.

(sigh) Go ahead and start doing your business.

"Why do you have such an attitude today?"

What do you mean?

"You keep sighing."

I am? Sorry! Sometimes I do it without realizing! I will stay happy and cheerful from now on, okay?

"I really don't care…" Larxene said and walked to Axel who was sitting in a nearby seat. "Can we start now?"

Kiss away.

Axel stood up from his chair. Everyone got out of the living room and into the kitchen to see what was going on.

Larxene and Axel were standing right in front of each other and put their hands behind their back.

Ready! Set! Go!

Larxene moved her lips closer to Axel's. Both Larxene and Axel were very nervous on having to kiss each other even though Larxene always wanted Axel to be hers.

Closer and closer and closer…

Eventually their lips touched and the game was on.

Larxene started to open her mouth and Axel sub-consciously put his tongue into hr mouth.

He pulled back and looked at Larxene with shock.

"Oh my god." He began to whisper. Then a wide smile appeared on his face. "YOU ARE AN AMAZING KISSER!"

He started to kiss her again and put one of his hands on her waist and ran the other through her hair.

"Ha! You touched me! I win!" Larxene did a happy dance all around the kitchen.

(A/N: Let's take a sneak peek into everyone's minds.)

Larxene- I know exactly what Axel is gonna do!

Axel- I need some more of her lips…

Roxas- YES! AXEL'S NOT THINKING ABOUT ME RIGHT NOW!

Xion- I want to go up next…

Ven- I wonder if Fuu is thinking about me.

Fuu- Ven Ven!

Sora- Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me… Dammit! I have that song stuck in my head!

Kairi- I bet I got that song stuck in Sora's head. Tee hee…

Riku- It seems like Amai has been avoiding me all day…

Amai- I hate that I love you, Riku…

Demyx- I'm bringin' sexy back!

Namine- A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man runnin' the stand. Hey! Got any Grapes?

Selphie- … … … RANDOM ENTRANCE!

Pence- … … … DYNAMIC ENTRANCE!

Tidus- … … … Nah, I got nothing.

Vanitas- Stay out of my mind!

Olette- Oh Hayner! When are you going to ask me out?

Hayner- I feel like my whole turn was pointless…

"Axel! I know what I'm gonna have you do for me." Larxene walked over to Axel and pulled him out of the kitchen and over by the coat closet.

"I want you to play Seven Minutes in Heaven with me."

Axel whispered something soft into her ear and Larxene smiled. Everyone started to burst out in laughter.

"Axel! Are you seriously gonna play seven minutes in heaven with HER?" Riku chuckled.

"Yeah, why not? She's an awesome kisser." Axel smiled.

You know… Riku wasn't actually kidding in chapter 1 when he was talking about Larxene and S&M stuff.

"W-what?" Axel asked.

I even looked it up! Larxene is a Sadist!

"I knew it!" Riku laughed.

OmegaStarShooter14: I don't even think that Da Vinci could make it to the end of the maze where my sanity lies! ^^ Lol jk but yeah my mind always does dome random and crazy things to the point where I scare my self...

Tonstaaar: I'm sorry for the long wait! I really am! But I hope you enjoyed the LarXel so far. Their is going to be more! Thank you for the idea.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. All rights go to Square Enix and Disney.

Inspiration: Truth, Dare, DoubleDare, Kiss, Tell, or Marriage? by The Ladies Man.

Thank you Tonstaaar and KassyKid for the idea for this chapter.

xxxHikari-Kuraixxx (xxxLight-Darkxxx)