Batman and others run way from army! "Hurry! Army is catch up!" Wolverine say. Then Joker fly over them in plane. "I rip you in half! How you survive!" Wolverine say. "I never die!" say Joker. Joker drop atomic bomb. "OH NOES!" Robin say. Batman use batplane to get on atomic bomb before hit ground. Batman defuse bomb.
Army capture Batman. "YOU IS TRAITOR!" they yell and give him die sentence. "We must rescue Batman before he go electric chair!" Robin say. "We only 1 day for save Batman!" Wolverine say. They get car. They drive to jail but block by Darkseed. Darkseed punch car and car broke.
"YOU NOT RESCUE BATMAN!" Darkseed say. Wolverine try attack but punched far way by Darkseed. Darkseed run toward Robin. "YOU NEXT!" Darkseed say. "Oh noes!" Robin say.
In jail Batman is interogate by guard. "Where Robin?" guard ask. "I no tell you!" Batman say and punched by guard. "YOU ANSWER NOW!" guard yell. "No!" Batman say. Guard punch Batman. "I SAY ANSWER NOW!" guard say. "I never answer you!" Batman say. "WHERE IS HE!" Guard say and kick Batman. "I no tell you! I never tell you!" Batman say. "FUCK YOU!" guard say. Batman knock out by guard.
Then Mastar Chief come. "I RESCUE BATMAN! YOU NOT STOP ME!" he say. "WHAT THE HELL?" guard say. Mastar Chief shot guard. Guard die. Alarm go of and all guards in building run toward room were Mastar Chief is. Mastar Chief take Batman who still knock out in banshe and fly toward Robin.
Darkseed about to punch Robin. He run over by banshe. Mastar Chief take Robin in banshe and fly way before army arrive with jet. But Darkseed not dead! He watch banshe fly way. "I get you!" Darkseed say. Darkseed get spaceship. Spaceship fly after banshe. But army plane shot spaceship fuel tank. "DAMMIT!" Darkseed say. Spaceship out fuel so it crash.
Darkseed survive and explode army plane with laser. "You interfre so you die!" Darkseed say. Darkseed fight entire army! Joker help Darkseed! Army is get there ass kick. "Use secret weapon!" army captain say. "But if use weapon we die!" soldier say. "THAT IS ORDER!" army captain say.
Soldier use secret weapon. Friday by Rebecca Black start playing. "NO! MY ONE WEAKNESS!" Darkseed say. Darkseed and entire army die but Joker live. "That me favourite song!" Joker say as dance to music.
Presdent call Xmen. "Our army is destroy by Batman Wolverine Joker and Mastar Chief! Stop them before other army destroy as well" Presdent say. "Ok!" say Xmen leader. Xmen search for Batman but see Joker.
Joker turn up volume of radio playing Friday. "NO!" Xmen leader say. Storm make rain on radio. "RADIO WATERPROOF!" Joker say as laugh. Xmen put earplug on. But then Harley Quin knock earplug of. Joker and Harley start sing to music. "RETEAT!" Strom say. Xmen run way but Joker and Harley Quin follow. "Wait you not hear best part of song!" Joker say.
Then spaceship land and 1 billion aliens come out. "Oh crap!" Gambit yell. Aliens attack Xmen! Joker try turn up radio but not work on aliens.