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Dean: "I can't believe Gabriel is in my fucking car again."

Gabriel: "You know, yah love me! Dean-on we're practically family!"

Sam: "Family is nice to each other, you know."

Gabriel: "Yeah, yeah. Sammy, you know why I got the pie, right?"

Sam: "Uhh. . . .to eat it?"
Gabriel: "Off you! Mmmmmhhh. . . ."

Sam: "Oh, that's fine. I thought you were gonna throw it at Lucifer or Dean."

Dean: "No that's not fine, Sam! As the older brother, I say you're not sharing a room with him! Much less a bed!"

Gabriel: "What am I 200? I know how to use protection, Dean! I'm a big kid!"

Sam: "Gabe!"

Dean: "GABRIEL!"

Bobby: "Dean, be happy he uses protection."

Gabriel: "Eeewww, Bobby doesn't use protection?. . . .Or even gets some? At his age?"

Bobby: "I ain't that old!"

Gabriel: "Yeah, coz you get carded at the clubs, right?"

. . . . .

Michael: "Damnit, Lucifer drive better!"

Lucifer: "Shut up! I still never got my ice cream!"

Michael: "Quit being such a kid!"

Chuck: "We can stop for ice cream. . . ."

Michael: "NO."

Lucifer: "Why not? Gabriel got his pie!"

Michael: ". . . . ."

Lucifer: "Arrgghh! You're such a dick to me! What is this racism?"

Michael: ". . . . ."

Lucifer: "You like me, right?"
Chuck: "If I don't die in this car in the next five minutes, I fucking love you!"

Lucifer: "Good enough for me!"

Cas: "I like you Lucifer."

Lucifer: "Even when I killed you?"

Cas: ". . . . .never mind."

. . . . .

Gabriel: "Sammy, wanna be eaten or you want me to go first?"

Dean: "Damnit, Gabriel, talk about his in private!"
Gabriel: "Not with you!"

Dean: "IKNOW!"

Sam: "We're talk about this later."

Gabriel: "Yes. When we're in OUR room."

Dean: ". . . ."

Gabriel: "Dean-o needs his Bobby to keep him sane, and Bobby needs someone to be there to turn on his nightlight and tuck him into bed."

Bobby: "Shut up."

Sam: "Leave it, Gabe."

Gabriel: "Honesty is the best policy!"

Dean: "Fuck my life."

. . . .

Michael: "I get to room with Castiel!"

Lucifer: "WHAT? No! I get Cassie!"

Michael: "You may room with Chuck. You said you like him."

Lucifer: "But he might smell like a Hobo!"

Chuck: "I'm not a Hobo!"

Lucifer: "You look like a Hobo who went to the Soup Kitchen."

Michael: "Cas wants to room with me."

Cas: ". . . ."

Lucifer: "No he doesn't, don't give into peer pressure, man!"

Michael: "He doesn't want to room with you!"

Lucifer: "He doesn't want to room with you or Chuck, so that leaves me! Plus, I'm his favorite brother!"

Michael: "You killed him!"

Lucifer: "He's fine! Cas is one tough lil' cookie! He's here, ain't he?"

Cas: "I would like to room with Dean."

Lucifer: ". . . ."

Michael: ". . . ."

Lucifer: "That was the funniest joke, yet! Hahahaha!"

Michael: "He isn't joking, you cunt."

Lucifer: "Oh."

. . . . .

Sam: "You only booked four rooms? Chuck!"

Chuck: "I didn't know you brought three extra angels and Bobby!"

Dean: "You booked a room for each of us?"

Chuck: "Weeeellll. . . ."

Gabriel: "Dude! Check it out! This room is missing a bed!"

Lucifer: "Yeah, this one too! Someone stole the other bed."

Gabriel: "Missing one."

Lucifer: "The thief struck again in this room! You think it was a demon that did this?"

Bobby: "Why don't you go and hunt it, yah idjit?"

Dean: "So there are eight of us and four beds."

Michael: "Three beds. Cas and Dean will share one."

Dean: ". . . .I will?"

Gabriel: "Bow-chika-wow-wow!"

Dean: "Yeah, okay, fine. You're okay with that, Cas?"

Cas: "Yes. Very much so."

Sam: "I think Bobby needs a bed."

Bobby: "A bed. No sharing."

Michael: "Two beds left."

Gabriel: "I think the hotter looking couple should get a bed."

Sam: ". . . .me too. But not the hotter part."

Lucifer: "I get the last bed!"

Michael: "I'm older."

Chuck: "Hey! It's my convention, I should have a bed!"

Lucifer: "You're just some dumb mudmonkey."

Dean: "C'mon, Cas, we'll leave them to it."

Gabriel: "Let's stay, Sammy! I wanna see who gets knocked out first!"

. . . . .

Dean: "So, what side do you want?"

Cas: "I have no preference. It's a bed. It's the same on each side."

Dean: ". . . . ."

Cas: "What is it, Dean?"

Dean: "I can sleep on the floor or chair, if you want me to."

Cas: ". . . ."

Dean: "Lemme just grab a blanket. . . ."

Cas: "I wanna. . . .share a bed with. . . .you."

Dean: ". . . . .Me too."

. . . .

Gabriel: "Are you hearing this? It's so mushy, yet, sweet! Aaawww, I'm so proud of Cas."

Sam: "Gabe, stop eavesdropping."

Gabriel: "What? No mints on the pillows?. . . .There. That's better."

Sam: "Gabe. . . ."

Gabriel: "Mmmmm. Minty. You want yours?"

Sam: "Go for it."

Gabriel: "'kay. Enough foreplay. Where' my pie?"

. . . .

Michael: "Get off the bed, Lucifer."

Lucifer: "It's mine! No! Get away! Get off the bed!"

Chuck: "Don't make me bring Raphael to kick your asses off the bed!"

Michael: "Ow! Lucifer get off me!"

Chuck: "Michael, stop pushing!"

Lucifer: "Hobo, quit it!"

Chuck: "Lucifer, you're hurting my leg!"

Michael: "Chuck stop squeezing me!"

Lucifer: "Let go of me! Ow!"

Michael: "Stop biting! Lucifer!"

Lucifer: "Not the hair! Not the hair!"

Chuck: "OW, guys! This face is money!"

Lucifer: "Chuck, your banging my head! Stop!

Michael: "Whose foot is that in my side?"

Chuck: "Who just kicked my ass?"
Hostess: "I'm getting complaints about loud noises. . . ."

Michael: ". . . ."

Chuck: ". . . ."

Lucifer: ". . . ."

Hostess: "Uhhh, never mind!"

Chuck: "No wait! It's not what it looks like!"

Lucifer: ". . . .Fuck."

Michael: "You guys have the bed. I don't want it anymore."

Chuck: "I don't wanna sleep in a bed that she thinks we had a threesome in!"

Lucifer: "'Kay! Lucifer gets the bed!"

Michael: ". . . Gabriel better not find out."

. . . . .

Gabriel: "Sooooo, I heard you had a massive orgy, last night!"

Michael: "Eat shit and die."

Gabriel: "Why didn't you invite us? I could've brought the pie."

Lucifer: "NOTHING HAPPENED!"

Sam: "We could hear you through the wall."

Gabriel: "Like it rough, don't yah?"

Chuck: "Mornin', guys.. . .Man, my butt still hurts, thanks for that, guys."

Sam: ". . . ."

Gabriel: ". . . . .Uh-huh, nothin' happened!"

Michael: ". . . .FUCK."

Lucifer: "Worst timin, Hobo."

Bobby: "Heard y'all idjits, last night. Sure lot of banging and yelling."

Gabriel: "WAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Dean: "Mornin', Sammy, Bobby and. . . .you people."

Cas: "Good morning."

Gabriel: "More like, good night, huh, Cassie?"

Dean: "Damn. Ya'll look like shit. How was the room?"

Michael: ". . . .Just peachy."