Episode 5: RR's Note
8:31 P.M.
Spongebob's House
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Squidward, Sandy, Patrick, and Spongebob were still focusing on that note.
"Sandy, is RR that guy you were yelling with at that place where we found you?" Spongebob asked.
"Yes, yes. That's RR." Sandy answered. They were still staring at that card.
"At least all our instruments are out of that car." Squidward added.
"I'm so scared now. I know RR, and he will go through with his "plan"." Sandy said, air quotes and all.
"If you know RR, can you tell us more about him, like his name?" Patrick asked.
"I would, but I can't. Not now, anyway. I think I'll wait until the time is RIGHT. " Right at RIGHT, the lights went out, and the four were stuck in their own silence, minus the sound of evil, but cliché thunder and rain.
"I think we should sleep now." Squidward whispered.
"Yeah, but I really don't feel comfortable sleeping on the floor, or even on that couch. HE might… come… some way or another…" Sandy said.
"Neither do I. RR might not only be out for Sandy. He might be out for all of us." Patrick stated.
"It might be a tight squeeze, but I bet we can all fit in my bed. The bedroom doors are 4-inch thick, unrustable steel and lockable, and the glass windows are practically unbreakable. We at least should try…" Spongebob said.
"If RR might get us, we might as well take the instruments. For safety…" Squidward added.
"Why does everything we say have to end with dot dot dot?" Patrick asked.
"I don't know…" Spongebob wondered.
6:27 AM
Spongebob's House
After one sort-of-sleepful night, the sun rose up, and woke up the four. Squidward was so close to the edge he could easily fall off, Patrick fell off (That night, he fell within seven minutes.) And Sandy… was right next to Spongebob. When she opened up her eyes and realized she was right next to Spongebob, she freaked out.
"GAH!" She yelled.
"It looks like someone just became G&B!" Squidward yelled. Sandy got out of bed, got her airsuit on (Her helmet was on all night) opened up the library door, Grabbed Squidward by the throat, and shoved him through the door, down the slide, and to the floor. Squidward wasn't THAT hurt, but he was at that moment.
"It looks like someone just realized they forgot to put their brain BACK INTO THEIR VASES THAT WE CALL SKULLS!" Sandy yelled, slamming the door.
"Sandy, did you really have to do that?" Patrick asked.
"YES!" Sandy yelled. She then took a deep breath, reached into her suit pockets, grabbed a cigarette and lighter, and lit up her cigarette.
"I know I shouldn't have. I just hate being teased like that. ESPECIALLY AFTER WHAT JUST HAPPENED!"
"To the point where you throw people out of sight?" Spongebob asked.
"Hey. Out of sight, out of mind. Out of mind, out of anger. But I usually smoke when I'm angry as well." Sandy responded.
"Maybe a Breakfast Patty will help you. It did that last time. It sobered you out!" Spongebob said, putting on his Sunday suit.
7:08 AM
The Kitchen
In the kitchen, they were eating up their Breakfast Patties.
"Here's $100 dollars each. I think maybe we should keep the other $394.50 in SSSCS' bank account. I opened it last night." Squidward said.
"I think maybe we should hold a gig at this 18-&-under club I went to. I called them up, and they said if we pay $200, and they take 60% of revenue, we can play on Saturday. The capacity is, like, 170, so we probably will get profit." Spongebob added.
"I bet if we get enough street credit, we could book better gigs." Patrick stated.
"We really need some new songs. We can still play the other songs, but we need an extra song or two or the fishes will swim away." Sandy said.
"I've been to three Kelpy G shows on his "Smoothe Jazz In Bikini Bottom" Tour, and they're more or less the same." Squidward said.
"I know, but that's THE Kelpy G. His songs are loved by MILLIONS. We're a group with a really long name that is loved by tens of people. In fact, our name is so long, the fanfic writer rarely "unacronyize" our name!" Sandy pleaded. "We just need a fresh song. Maybe one new song for a couple gigs, then another new one, and BOOM! You have a gig as fresh as sealantro!"
"Sealantro? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE EVERYTHING IN BIKINI BOTTOM IS BEACHY!" Spongebob ask-yelled.
10 A.M.
Spongebob's Basement
After practicing their originals twice, they started to think about their new song.
"We could make a song about stomachaches!"
"We could make a song about work!"
"I could have a clarinet solo!"
Take a minute, and guess who said what.
"What about a song about being chased by someone you've loved?" Sandy asked.
"Maybe the chaser broke up with the singer!" Squidward suggested.
"And we can call it 'RR Wants Me Ba-'" Patrick suggested before being cut off.
"SHUT IT!" Sandy yelled.
"Maybe we could call it 'Run'." Squidward insisted.
10:32 A.M.
"The song's complete! Sandy yelled. The guitar started strumming, and Spongebob started singing at a very fast tempo.
"I'm travelin'60 mph, like I'm in a race. You're at the same pace, same place, same face. I thought this was evitable, but it was inevitable.
So I ran! RAN! RAN! RAN! I ran! Ran! Ran! Ran! I Ran Away but you weren't astray, tied to me, after lies to see.
I packed my bag, looked twice. I checked again, but you weren't nice! YOU WERE IN! GET OUT!
So I ran! RAN! RAN! RAN! I ran! Ran! Ran! Ran! I Ran Away but you weren't astray, tied to me, after lies to see." They continued singing and playing around, and Sandy seemed happier than she ever was.
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**NOTE: Thank you for your patience for this episode. I didn't really make much free time for this, and I felt like I needed to wait some time after the special for catching up. But I promise that my next few episodes will be made ASAP. I see you've noticed that I kept the times in. I think that they're really helpful showing the scene, mood, and obviously, time, so expect to see time to stick with the show. See You Later!
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