Why Itachi REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY killed his clan """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""your mom"
One day, Itachi spat in the trash can. But, inside it, was the Uchiha clan except

Sasuke. The lashed out for being spat on, and at the end of the battle, Itachi was the last

man standing.
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A lesser man would make a joke about butts here, but no, not I!