The Joke's On You, House!

by kgroff00

While Cuddy and House are playing pranks on each other, things get out of control with a patient, and it's up to Cuddy to figure out who did it (all seasons are in this storyline, with most of the scenes made up by yours truly) and after awhile, it gets nasty, with Cuddy in the middle between Thirteen and House. (A work in progress)

6. Chapter 6

Chapter 6 (House's Revenge)

Lisa found out about House's fall from Foreman. She pretended to be surprised when he told her. "Oh, my..well, that's not good," she said. Foreman said "House says 'It's on'. Whatever that means." Lisa shrugged and smiled. When Foreman left, Lisa looked over at Vayne with a giggle. Vayne returned the giggle she gave him with a smile.

House was getting bandaged up by Wilson. When it was all done, House explained the situation to Wilson. He finished with "So, that's why Cuddy's going to get it next." Wilson looked confused and said "Well, why do you think it's Cuddy?" House shrugged and said back "Why can't you just be happy for me?" Wilson said back "You have GOT to think of something better than getting back at Cuddy. I hear bowling is a better pastime." House didn't say anything back, as he formulated a plot.

As he is really in pain, House limped back to his office. He sat down, popped two Vicodin, and then made a phone call. When he was done, he had a smile plastered on his lips. What he had done was sent something to Cuddy's office - 100 dozen somethings. 'Take that, Cuddy,' he thought to himself. He sat with his hands folded against his chest in triumph.

Looking back over to Lisa, she saw a delivery guy walking into her office. "Lisa Cuddy?" he asked. "Yes. How can I help…you…" she started to say, then saw other delivery men coming in with a bunch of flowers. Lisa looked over at Vayne with a confused look, and then realized "House". That's all she could conclude.

When all 100 dozen flowers were delivered to Lisa, she got a note from House. It said 'I have one on you now. Don't worry, I put the bill for the flowers on the hospital's tab.' She let out a deep growl from her throat, and said to Vayne "Time to step our game up, I'm afraid." She looked at how many flowers were in her office, and called a few nurses to distribute them to each of the hospital rooms and in the clinic and ER. "I'll fix HIS ass," she said, with a glare to no one in particular.