Hello Northumberland.
I know how it is to be lonely...
If you want I could travel to come see you. It's quite warm where you are though and that is a daunting factor in my travel plans. If someone is bullying you then show no mercy and attack with a harpoon. Spears work too.
Sincerly your cousin,
Dagnaal Williams (The Northwest Territories)
Dagnaal!
How are things!
I think you should, its a tad cold right now, even though Newcastle United is back to losing things are looking up here :D
spears do work brilliantly but I've got him locked in the torture chamber at Chillingham, its easy to do since not many visitors go there during winter. He will be crapping his pants!
Stay well
Johanna Kirkland
Northumberland