Gilderoy Lockhart
They say I lost my memories
But I can't remember that
They say I was a star
Loved by many witches
But I can't quite believe that
Although I find myself good-looking.
Therefore, I give people autographs
Because I hope they might enjoy that
I hope they could be a former fan.
I read all my books
With all these strange adventures
I then believed myself
The most courageous wizard ever
I asked if this was really true
But they sadly shook their heads.
Now I ask myself why I lied to everyone
How could I be so mean?
But I think I will never know…