Title: Limericks, Poems and Songs, Oh My!
Summary: This is how our tale starts, With a B-Ball jock and a girl with smarts…A series of HSM inspired limericks, songs and poems.
Rating: K
Disclaimer: High School Musical and all its characters belong to Disney. I'm just borrowing them for a while.
A/N: A humorous little ditty about Troy, Gabriella, Sharpay and Ryan to the tune of 'American Pie' by Don McLean
You have all heard the tale
Of that sweet December
When fate stepped in to make two teens smile
And when they met, they just knew
That the other one was special too
The one that had been waiting for, for awhile
In January they sang together
Obstacles they did weather
The status quo they did break
Sweet music they did make
But do you know this little tune
They sang while dancing round the moon
About Sharpay that crazy loon
And Ryan her cute goon
So bye-bye Miss Sharpay and Ry
Your evil plan just failed and you got
Hung out to dry
And all them wildcats were cheering up at the sky
Sayin', 'This is good news, I can't lie.'
'The Ice Queen got beaten' they'd cry.
Then our sweet pair fell in love
And confessed it on the rooftop above
While the twins sulked below
Oh, do you believe that Sharpay's soul
Is nothing more than a lump of coal?
And Ryan would better off, solo?
And did you see our pair in the gym
About to kiss before they got interrupted by him
Chad has bad timing
About as good as his rhyming
So sing with me this little song
I'll tell you now, it isn't long
Lift your voices loud and strong
And sing with me…
So bye-bye Miss Sharpay and Ry
Your evil plan just failed and you got
Hung out to dry
And all them wildcats were cheering up at the sky
Sayin', 'This is good news, I can't lie.'
'The Ice Queen got beaten' they'd cry.
Sayin', 'This is good news, I can't lie.'
'The Ice Queen got beaten' they'd cry.