I just had to write this chapter because I've read so many fanfics about Clint singing in the shower and thought it would be cute to add something about it.
"Clint, Hurry up!" Natasha yelled through the door to Clint who was taking forever to shower. It was Saturday, three days after the gym teacher incident, so Clint would probably take as long as he felt. Pepper had moved them all into one of Tonys many houses so the tower could be repaired, the bad thing was that it only had three bathrooms so Natasha had to share.
"I haven't even gotten in the shower yet!" he called back. Natasha slumped in the black leather seat Tony had bought specifically for her. 'For all those days you wake up late and have to wait around for bird boy to wash his feathers' as he put it. Bruce had a green one but it was much larger.
Natasha snapped her head up when she heard something over the sound of running water. It sounded like singing. But Clint didn't sing, did he?
However far away,
I will always love you.
However long I stay,
I will always love you.
Whatever words I say,
I will always love you;
I will always love you.
Natasha pressed her ear to the door and listened. He was actually pretty good at it even though it was muffled from the shower.
The Black Widow was about to turn around and pretend like she didn't hear anything but he started a new verse and the teenage Russian couldn't help but press her ear against the door again. She made sure to spread her legs so Clint couldn't see her feet from the crack under the door.
Whenever I'm alone with you,
You make me feel like I am home again.
Whenever I'm alone with you,
You make me feel like I am whole again.
Natasha listened as her best friend sing. She almost felt jealous that she couldn't sing that good but then again, she never tried. Her Russian accent would probably ruin the entire thing and she would have to try when she was back to a regular age. If that ever happened.
"Tash, I left the water-" the door swung open and Natasha fell over onto a naked Clint. His feet were too wet to hold them both and he slipped back on the tile floor, taking Natasha with him.
"Um, hi." Natasha said casually as she tried pulling herself up but the floor was too slippery and her hands kept on slipping. At least he wasn't totally naked, he was wearing a fluffy, white towel around his waist.
"What are you doing, Tasha? Do you always come this close to the door?" Clint laughed as he imagined her falling onto everyone in their awkward moments. Then he realized the position they were in. His hands were around Natashas waist and she was practically laying on his bare chest.
"Well I uh, heard um... You are a really good singer!" she blurted out then slapped her hand over her mouth.
"You were listening to me sing in the shower?" Clint laughed again but his cheeks were now tinted red with embarrasment. "Well at least you thought I was good."
Natasha laughed? Clint couldn't help but smile at her dorky, braced smile and long tangled hair. She was cute in a nerdy sort of way? Though if anyone told her, she would get out her throwing stars.
"You know we have beds for that kind of stuff." Natasha jumped off Clint and stared at the intruder who had just entered the bathroom, AKA, Tony.
"We weren't doing anything. We were just talking." the Black Widow said quickly as Clint stood up.
"You were talking...on top of him?" Tony asked skeptically. "Listen, they sell protection at the dollar store."
Clint rolled his eyes and pushed Tony out of the bathroom along with himself. Natasha sighed as she watched first hand as the guy of her dreams walked away, still wearing only a towel.
Nick Fury lay his head back on the red velvet sofa Tony had installed in the guest bedroom. The S.H.E.I.L.D agent who was supposed to watch the teen Avengers called in sick, though Fury knew it was because he couldn't control the kids. So Fury took matters into his own hands.
"Listen up." He had said at the breakfast table that morning. "Agent Clive may have gone easy on you, but now you have to follow me and if you disobey me or my orders. Consequences will be met."
Seconds later Fury had to pull Natasha off Tony and Clint because Tony started pelting Hawkeye and the Black Widow with cherry scented condoms. Natasha grew bright red but Clint laughed and said he preferred strawberry.
There was a knock on the door and Nick groaned as he stood up to answer it. He left his bedroom and walked down the long hallway to the front door.
Standing at the front door was three officers, Jane and Thor. Two of the police were trying to hold him down.
"Unhand me you vermin! How dare you shackle the son of Odin!" Thor screamed. Jane just stood beside him and stared at the silver cuffs around her wrists.
"Sir, are you the guardian of Jane Johnson and Theo Ungrid?" the officer asked. He had large glasses and a comb over.
"Uh, yeah?" Fury said as the rest of the teenagers living in the house came to see what the commotion was.
"These two have been caught trying to steal some horses from a farm just outside of town." the officer continued. "Something about getting to Asgard to introduce Jane to the family? You may want to consider getting them some medication for the future."
"Yes officer." Fury said. As much as he hated it, he had to act like a loving uncle until Agent Clive returned.
The two officers shoved Thor and Jane threw the doorway and slammed the door before Thor could attack them. They didn't even take off the handcuffs.
Fury breathed deeply through his mouth before he turned around to lecture the teenagers. But they were already gone. He hoped that S.H.E.I.L.D would come up with a cure quickly because he wasn't sure how long he would be able to handle the Avengers.
I know its a short chapter and all but they will get longer and better. I've had some writers block but the next chapter will have them back at school. Sorry for the late update by the way, I'm actually on vacation and I switched hotels a few times and they didn't have working wifi or privacy for me to sit down and type.
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