Hi Guys I'm back…with chapter 5 too! =D
I'm trying to type this chapter longer than the others because my chapters look very short but anyway this one is going to be funny!
As usual Neondaimondz do not own any Naruto characters at all!
I give credit to my friends for telling me very funny ideas!
Chapter 5
Ino view
My morning was not going well let me give you a list of what I been through. First I had to literally pull Maru out of bed, went to the bathroom came out to find my clothes shredded by my personal shredder Maru. Maru was still sleeping after he shredded my clothes; I pick up him after much struggle dump into a tub of water for pay back then drag him out of the house with him clawing at everything to stop him from getting out of the house. So now in my house right now there is claw marks everywhere. Great just great right now I'm wearing clothes that seems to be for a granny, walking around Konoha to Tenten house!
When I was near her house I saw a flash of pink "Sakura wait up!" I said running over to her "oh hey Ino- whoa what happen to you Miss perfect, didn't your grandma brought you that shirt?" Sakura ask. The shirt was black button up with old lady floral pattern "just don't ask" I said glaring at Maru who let out a purr.
"oh I forgot I got these at the market for free here pick one" Sakura said pulling out three collars, just then I notice Uchiha who is sitting in the basket that Sakura was holding trying to shred his black collars I stared at the colors and smirk evilly "thanks Sakura I'll take this one "I said picking up the hot pink one with sparkles and diamonds. At this Maru's eyes grew as big as apples and started trying to wiggle in my hold, I quickly shove the collar down his head and dump him in the basket with Uchiha. "you know what Maru you look hot in hot pink" I said giggling while Sakura stared at me like what the?
"well that's what he deserves after all he's done" I said finally feeling like something has finally had gone right."what could the sweet little Maru do? He's an angel" Sakura said trying to give Maru a kiss on the cheek which Maru responded by inching to the farthest corner of the basket with Uchiha glaring at him as if saying don't you dare break this basket or I'll drag you to the moon with me!
Then Tenten's door flung open revealing Tenten wrestling her cat Destiny and from the looks of it, Destiny was winning. " oh hey Ino and Sakura what's up" she said as she still is wrestling her cat who knows Tenten could multitask this well!
After a few minutes Tenten finally got her Destiny under control " so why were you wrestling you cat?" I said looking at Destiny who looks like a grumpy mushroom hmm... Doen't he remind me of the teammate Tenten had... The one who 's very feminine. " he got crazy every since Rina got here" Tenten explain and Destiny gave her a look that almost saids you think " anyway come in" Tenten said going back in. Rina ran towards us yelling " Destiny I wannnnt tooooo play come let's play dress up". Then Sakura and I finally understand why Destiny was horrorfied, and not only Destiny the other cats too at the sound of Rina 's voice. Maru and Uchiha 's fur stood straight up well in Uchiha case made him look even fater like a hedge hog or an oversize puff pillow well at least it's soft.
"hey Rina keep the cats busy while the girls and I chat Kay" Tenten said and a huge smile formed on Rina face " yeah I'll give them a bath too and keep them real busy " Rina said and took the basket as Uchiha and Maru try to rock climb out of the basket and trying not to break it under Sakura 's watchful eye.
Sasuke view
This can't be happening Sakura did not just put a collar on me and gave me to a girl who gives me the chills, I look at Shikamaru and smirk " nice collar" I said feeling way better about my collar now at least mine was black and had spikes instead of daimonds? " zip it Uchiha let's get out of here that girl scares Neji. I do not want to find out how she scares him ! " Shikamaru said whipping out his claw. My eyes grew wide and then I did the dumbest thing I could, I tackle him and his face hit the bottom of the basket creating a hole uh oh this isn't good! " cover it up stupid Sakura is going to kill us and I' m taking you with me " I said. Sakura is known for her monsterous strength and belieyou're, you would not like to be at the receiving end. So my bright idea was to make Shikamaru sit on the now his butt is hanging out while Rina happily swinging the basket while she walk with Neji in ther other hand unconsious mostly because he wouldn't stop struggling and Tenten knock his lights out because Rina was starting to cry.
Just before we went into the bathroom the door bell rang again. Hinayana appearsholding an orange fur ball Naruto both Shikamaru and I mumble. While the girls chatted Tenten also dump Naruto into the basket almost causing Shikamaru to fall through the hole thathue was sitting on. Tenten look at us weirdly, Shikamaru and I both gave her an innocent grin while Naruto was trying to recover from being dump inside the basket upside down. Thank god he didn't cause another hole or else we'll have another hole to sit on! I thought.
Rina then went back to her journey to the bathroom with US!
" OMG Sasuke I haven't been so glad to see you in my life , I 'm so happy I could kiss you" Naruto shouted while Shikamari smirks" you already did remember back in Gein" Shikamaru said. Naruto and Sasuke both glared at Shikamaru " that...never happened!" they both hissed out, if looks could kill poor
Shikamaru would be dead just then in the midst of the glaring they felt themselves being turn upside down and dump into boiling hot water well except Shikamaru mostly because his butt got stuck to the hole in the basket. Rina look at him like what the, then she shakes the basket a couple more time and there's goes Shikamaru splash.
It was so hot that Shikamaru jump out of the water with his paws holding his butt along with Naruto. I didn't jump out even though i really want to mostly because it' ll hurt my Uchiha pride too much. Then the evil Rina grab the still lights out Neji and THREW him into the water! At first he sinks then jumps out of the tub yelling " hot!" also grabbing his cat butt. Oh burn that's gonna leave a mark on his pride but it was a funny thing to watch only it'll be a lot funnier if my butt wasn't burning right now and trying to stay afloat. Oh I invented something called the cat paddle oh wait that might have been invented by someone who might be cruel enought to throw their cat in water!
"Uchiha you did not see that " Neji said and i smirk was going to say something but Rina who decide that it was rude to be forgotten dumped a bucket of hot water on our heads. The already full bathtub was now overflowing everywhere and making us who was drowning making us drown even faster. Then she started singing very loud and off key.