Dear people I love,

This is Jasmine Nightheart, your psychopathic, slightly prone to random acts of violence, and horrible person in general, author. I am sorry for being gone for sooooooo long but I have been swamped with things, that is no excuse though. So I apologise. Also I need a favor, look at the new cover of the story now back at the story, then the new cover now back to the cover, now back to the story, now slap yourself five times and scream, "WHY AM I READING THIS CRAP!"

No, you don't have to slap yourself, but do please look at the new cover; this is done by the most beautiful, perfect, woman in the world, my girlfriend Ixi, who has the nickname Kitten. Now, what I want you to do is go to DeviantArt (if you have an account) and Watch her account, make her a friend, favorite every picture, favorite every picture! She deserves all of everything, her account name is Ixi-the-Pixie, DO IT NOW!

Ixi:

"Come here ya little bastard, I know you're here." I say digging my hands around under Jacky's bed. And no, I am not snooping….I am looking for pixie sticks. I mean, I did see the bid bag of um that Jacky bought for me. But the idiot decided to hide them from me until later. "I want my dammed pixie sticks!" Too bad I say that while he comes out of the bathroom. A towel covering his…need I really say it?

"You may want to fix your brother…. I think he may be unconscious…"

"What, why?"

"He saw me naked…"

"…You work fast…" I say with a devilish smile.

"Shut it, it wasn't like that! I was just getting out of the shower and…"

"Jacky and Ivan sitting in a tree, Ivan jumps Jack, Jack jumps Ivan…" At this point of time, colorful language flew, gotta love colorful language. But sadly the cussing match ended when a half unconscious Ivan steps out of the bathroom. Note the bright red on Jacky's cheeks

"Man this is so sad… you were much more adventurous and brave when you were younger."

""I still am Ixi, just not when your around. It is terrifying."

"You wound me Jacky." I say putting my hands on my cheeks and acted like I hurt.

"Onyx"

"Same difference,"

"Now what are you going to do about Ivan?"

"Nothing,"

"WHAAA, why?"

"Because he is most likely replaying the scene in his head, I don't want to miss the opportunity to record this for future embarrassment. I bet he is just moaning in his head. But I bet you'd love that Jacky." And there come the blushing red cheeks.

"Both out, need to get cloths on."

"I am not stopping you,"

"I don't remember you being a perv, Ix."

"I don't remember you transforming the way ya did." With a sigh he replies.

"I will give you the bag right now if you leave…if not I will burn the pixie sticks before you get any."

"YOU MONSTER!"

"Out now!"

"Fine, fine" As I pull Ivan out of the room, hearing an exasperated sigh, followed by a scream "Malicious pixie!" I give an evil laugh.

"Wrong, prankster pixie!"

Jacky:

"Not cool, first Ivan seeing me naked and now Ixi focusing her evil powers on me? What's next giant metal robots? Ya right." I say while stepping closer to my mirror. Looking to try and see if the dammed thing was there when I looked. Nope…good, it was bad when I first encountered it, then I thought I gotten rid of it, but know it showed up today.

"You got to stop worrying, just get frickin dressed!" I shake my head trying to clear my thoughts. "Maybe I shouldn't go out with him after him seeing me, it's awkward….but then again Ixi torment for not doing it…So defiantly going out" I look at the clock and nearly fall backward. "GAH! IT'S ALREADY TEN O'CLOCK! Must hurry."

Rushing to the dresser I just grab a plain white T, and some blue jeans. I take all other clothes worn today and in previous days to the washer. But then…

"Hey that's my car, that's my car!" ….Sam…

"What did you get yourself into now?" I say to myself while running out the door, seeing Sam ride of on something or another.

"Time for another ride, Galaxy." I say to myself while running to Galaxy. Quickly pulling out of the yard and catching up to him fairly quick. Only to realize that he was chasing a car…more exact…HIS CAR.

Ivan:

'Hmmm…Where is he? Was he too embarrassed to come? Well, it would make sense'

Ixi:

'MUST HAVE MORE PIXIE STICKS!'

A plot connivance skip later to the point in the movie that we can actually remember pretty well…P.S story may get a little off, I can't memorize things word for word

Jacky:

"Now why were you two at that building, a gang meeting."

"What? No! Someone stole my car and I was fallowing him. And I didn't know that he was fallowing me until the dogs attacked." I keep quiet

"Oh yeah? Then why'd I find these pills in your back pocket called….Mojo?" Sam looks stupefied

"Oh? Is that so. What's your side to the story emo?" DAMMIT! Just because I wear black clothing/black leather, have long lack hair, and usually stay quiet doesn't mean I am emo!

"One, piss off you arse," yes I just said arse; Jen and Kelly are rubbing off on me I guess, spend of to many hours with English people. "We didn't shit to you or the building. You scum-bags just like harassing people.

"You see this here," he motions to the gun strapped to his hip. "Keep talkin' like that and I'm going to use it on you." He said

"You're an officer of the law correct?"

"Yes,"

"Then I wouldn't have to worry." I say with a smirk just to mess with him.

"Why is that, smart-mouth."

"Ugh hello, kettle your black, if you try and shoot me you'd be going against your oath to keep the peace, you'd be attacking a civilian. But actually that wouldn't surprise me, because you are clearly taking bribes from others to stop their arrestments."

"You argent little…" He says fists clenching. But before he can finish, Jenn and Ixi pounce in….

"I vouch for him he isn't guilty, even if he did do it he didn't do it!" Jenn screams while entering.

"He's guilty of nothing except abusing pixie sticks!" Looks like she found the extra's I bought for her then accidently wrecked by doing a few things…by accident…kind of…maybe… okay I did it just to irk her off…VENGANCE!

"Who are you two?" But before they answer Kelly comes in grabbing both by the ear and pulling them out.

"I told you not to go in there." She says with an embarrassed look.

"RIGHT OF FREE SPEECH, I WILL NOT BE SILENCED! I LIKE MONKIES!" Jen and Ixi keep shouting at the same time. Kelly get's a slightly depressed look.

"Come on you idiots I don't know how I can put up with the both of you." Kelly says while dragging them by the ear.

"Ow"

"Ow"

"OW!"

"IT HURTS SO MUCH! HELP ME ONYX!" Jen Screams while being pulled back.

"…"

"I don't know them…" I say with an embarrassed face.

"…"

(Another convenient time skip later that happens for no apparent reason other than the author of this crappy thing is currently feeling too lazy to fill in extra space because they are horrible horrible people that you should shun…)

(Me: ….. You're fired announcer guy! P.S None of that is true so please don't leave me cause I love you and without you I am nothing heh….PLEASE I DON"T WANNA BE ALONE! And if you do I will hunt you, I will find you, I will kidnap you and make you my slave by making you part of the story. Kidding….maybe)

(Zoom in on crazy looking face)

Onyx:

"Okay, so you see, Sam's car, is Satan's camaro."

"Yeah,"

"And last night, it was driving itself away."

"Yep,"

"And me and Sam fallowed it."

"Ahuh Ahuh,"

"You're not really listening are you Eric?"

"Not even a little."

"Your such an ass." I say exhaustedly

"And your such a hole."

"…"

"Still hear?"

"Yeah,"

"Why?"

"Because Kelly is busy retraining Jenn, Ixi is with Ivan right now, and I don't wanna see him right now."

"Why?"

"Because I may have asked him out on a date, then not been able to take him on said date because I was fallowing Satan's camaro, and how well do think that'll go? 'I'm sorry about last night I was busy fallowing Sam and his car to hang out with you.'"

"Not well."

"Why are you always like that when Evan isn't around."

"No comment." He says focusing on the game he's playing. I think it's called Dark Alliance or something like that.

"I shall say it again, you're an a

ss."

"And you're the hole." He says while putting down the game controller and flashing me a bright smile. I miss that smile sometimes…

Suddenly there's a big crash and yelling. "Sam?" Eric asks

"Sam," I respond

Rushing out the door and across the street (Eric and Evan live across from me) I end up see…I'll give you one hint, it involves a kid you is usually a nervous wreck.

"GOD DAMIT!"

Okay, this is the end of the chapter, sorry if it is short, can't really tell because fanfic always makes these things seem shorter than they are. I will try to update sooner but until then

And don't kill me for saying this

YOLO!