6: Lovers who runaway should be lectured by old men or middle aged men

"Hello fix it man. I got a job for you."

I looked at the girl. Then I thought 'Who is Izaya Orihara. How in the hell does she know my name?'

The girl said "My name is Saki."

"Weird name."

"Well I got a job for you."

"What is it?"

"My ex Masaomi Kida dosen't visit me anymore because he's afraid. Last year a gang beated me up,and I can't walk."

"Who was the gang. I'll beat their butts for Masaomi."

"No no. A guy name Kyohei Kadota took care of them. His friend Walker Yumasaki saved me,and caught the jerks on fire."

"Violent. So where does Masaomi hang out?"

"I really don't know. I believe he's goes to high school now. I did see him once walk by here once with some friends. One held an umbrella."

"I think I know who's the girl with an umbrella is. She works at the odd jobs place."

"I heard that Shinpachi gotten hurt. The Kagura girl now has more work to do."

"No doubt."

I then walked out of the room,and walked out of the hosital. I thought to myself 'How does she know all of my co-workers.' Then I saw a yellow haired kid walk in front of the hosital. Then walked away. I knew he had to be Masaomi so I ran up to him.

Masaomi asked me "Who are you?"

"Can I have a chat with you."

"Sure."

"I have I one question."

"Shoot on."

"Why do you run from her?"

"What are you talking about old man."

"I'm not old. Why do you run from Saki?"

"How do you know about that you old creep!"

"I not old. I accidentally ran in Saki's room and she told me about you. You should not run! You should go to her!"

"I just can't."

"Stop acting emo and get on your feet! Look a man in his twentys get love problems all the time because we never had any girls! But you should go for it!"

"I told you I can't!"

The bystander watched. I then, walked up to Masaomi,and held him up by his shirt collar.

"Look Kida! Just pretend there's a man and a ham! The man really wants the ham! Once he gets it he never lets go! Just pretend you're the man,and Saki is that fricking ham! And don't care about the stupid color gangs that beated her up! Stand up,and go to her! Have her stand up again!"

I letted Masaomi down. He said "Can I have your phone number."

For some reason I gave him it. Masaomi said "I'll go see Saki!"

Masaomi ran in the hospital. I yelled "Make her stand! Make her stand!"

The bystanders yelled "Make her stand Make her stand!" I smiled. Elsewhere Izaya Orihara texted to someone: Stand up.

I walked down the street. Then I saw a man in a bartender suit. I didn't mind him until I accidentally bumped into him. I remember him now. He was the guy who threw me.

He said "ah. You're the fix it man."

The guy reconized me because of my cards fell on the ground. He said "I heard about your little stand up to the kid."

"Yeah."

I got a text from Masaomi.

She stood! Saki stood up!

"Oh hell yeah! She stood!"

The guy named Shizuo said "Good job. If you could do that you might help me out."

"Like what?"

"You see this guy who has alot of dept needs a lesson. I am sick so can you be my substitute."

"Okay."

That night...

Me,and this guy named Tom walked out of the guys house. Tom said "You had to use a wooden sword?"

"Yeah. I'm just a sub right?"

"Please Shizuo, get better."

Next chapter: A Russia Sushi chef,and a middle aged samurai becoming friends... Not creepy at all?