Woooooooow sorry i haven't updated for so long T..T i got into WinryxEd on FullMetal Alchemist so naruto is in second place and so is sasusaku i don't bringing them in here to yell at me so i shall bring the sweet lovable Elric brothers! DUDE i thought i was dead too D :

Ed- WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!

Well...one of them is...

Alphonse- Nii-san! watch your mouth!

Thank you Al

Ed- Wheres Winry?

OOOOOOOOOOH why are you wondering?

Alphonse- -snickers-

Ed- O..O just get on with the second rate anime story you lazy ass bitch!

.. wow i am SO motivated

Ed- I'm glad : )

T..T

Alphonse- see brother?! now you made her cry!

Itachi- srsly

Sasuke- NOW HES A CO-AUTHOR TOO?

Itachi- SRSLY!

Sakura- Sasuke get along with your totally hot brother

Itachi- haha your girlfriend thinks i'm hot!

Sakura- shut up weasel man your brother is still young and has no wrinkles

Sasuke- SRSLY!

Itachi- BITCH STOLE MAH WORD!

Co-Authors:

Sakura-chan-ikah (cause she has GREAT ideas!)

Naruto (cause i feel bad i neglected him)

Edward Elric (cause if i don't he'll bug me )

Alphonse Elric (CAUSE HES ADORABLE!)

Winry Rockbell (Cause she hits Ed in the head with a wrench, and i'm amused by that)

Itachi Uchiha (cause hes fucking hot ok?)

Sasuke Uchiha (because even though its fun to make fun of him,hes the bombsauce!)

Sakura Haruno (cause she kicks ass!)

O.x i know i didn't like the fact they left winry behind either

Ed- . IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

Oh shut up

Al- D : i'm sorry!

But the manga is still going, the anime had an alternate ending so yeah... the manga is different

hey BTW, if anyone has a gaiaonline add me i'm -Bombsauce-

Itachi- srsly

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"srsly" Author's notes
"srsly" Regular

Ahh,beatu-licious recap:

Knock.

Knock.

Knock

"I'm coming,i'm coming keep your thongs on!" An irratated but still drunk Tsunade yelled.

Gaara,being the one who was knocking,was at a loss of words...How the hell did she know he wore thongs? HAHA! Just Kidding

Gaara,being the one on the other side of the door,was greatly disturbed. His left eye twitched,but he shrugged it off and maintained his cool attitude (insert fan girl swooning)

End the beatu-liciouse recap:

Srsly THE Kazekage was assigned to do a babysitting job. Why? How? When? Isn't Gaara from the SAND village? Doesn't he assign his OWN missions? Well I suggest you stop being a bitch and go with the flow!

itachi: srsly!

me:STFU ITACHI!

Unfortunatly,his beloved siblings couldn't make it...

Back in The sand village

Temari was searching through Gaara's belongings and discovered... his favorite teddy bear,"OH MY FUCKING GOD! KANKUROU! LOOK!"

In which seeing this,Kankurou began to laugh. But who wouldn't?

Gaara sensed his beloved Mr.Telvis being handled unproperly, but shrugged it off...

Ed- oh nice name..a combination of Teddy and Elvis -.-

me- shut up and be nice to telvis!

They would die later on...srsly...

Back at Tsunade's hell-hole

"Sasuke-kun I hear something" said little Sakura,as they walked to the jungle-forest-ma-bobber. "Oh stop it, it's probably just a rat or something." Little Sasuke replied,very iratated

Im sorry if i spelled that wrong, i don't have spell-check,my spell check is me.

At exactly that moment,a weasel magicaly fell from the skies. Ok,ok. It actually ran out of the bushes. Either way Sakura got scared,Sasuke tried to protect her. He threw a rock,blah,blah,blah. You know the rest.

The freakin point,is Sasuke caught the CUTE weasel and ordered it to be his slave. Why? Because it was a freakin weasel,okay? Who does Sasuke want to kill again? Itachi, thats right,and WHAT does Itachi's name mean? Thats right. WEASEL.

"YOU NAIVE SIMPLE FOOL!" Sasuke chimed evily, as he picked up the weasel. "You...will be my SLAVE!" He commanded ruthlessly.

Back in the house.

"Ahh yes, professer root beer." Tsunade concluded as she stared at Gaara as proffessionly as she could, being drunk and all.

Gaara was getting very annoyed, first the thongs, now the nickname? Was she fucking STALKING him or something! Again just kidding

Gaara was still,in fact getting very annoyed.

Gaara-DAMN STRAIGHT!

me- Professer Root Beer, STFU

With Neji

"Captain Choo-Choo!" Neji shouted to his toy bionicle train. "We're out of amo and the enemy will be here any minute!"

By now you must be asking these following questions:

Where the fuck was he?

What was he doing?

WHAT ENEMY!?

Well remember what he discussed about,Not asking too many questions? Thats right, Go with the flow bitches!

Sorry i must end this chapter here.

don't worry the next one will be longer!

I PROMISE!