Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter but I do own a banana!
A/N: This is so stupid and… well, that about covers it. Enjoy!
Stupid Harry Potter Stories: Harry and the Banana
By: phix27
One day, Harry Potter was hungry. So, he went to the kitchens to get some food. The house elves gave him a banana. Just as he was about to eat the banana, he heard a voice say "Stop!" He stopped, looked around, then shrugged and moved in to eat the banana again.
"Please don't eat me," said the voice again.
"Who said that?" asked Harry.
"I did." The voice seemed to be coming from the banana.
"Are you talking?" Harry asked the banana.
"Yes," said the banana. "I am a magic banana. If you were to show me to people, you would be famous."
"I already am," said Harry, and ate the banana anyway.
A/N: Tada! Don't you just love me? Next chappie has Ron and… well you'll just have to wait and see!