Truth, Lies and Love

Disclaimer: Same as always, I don't own anything.

Rating: PG-13+ for language and sexual references

Note: Carmella, Nidia, Jazz and Gail Kim are all still under contracts in this story, however, Sable is not. Also I'm not including Amy and Joy as divas because they don't have bio pages. Story is short for this chapter, but gets longer as we go by. ALSO the story is in Lita's point of view, in her journal entries. Enjoy!

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December 17th, 2004 (later on that day)

Damnit, I forgot to write in here about what happened at the coffee shop.

Well, I turned up there (looking mighty fine if I do say so myself – in a plaid pleaded skirt, a white tank top, suspenders and black thigh high boots… mm, gorgeous!). I walked over to the table he was seated at, smirking – I was still thinking about what had happened earlier.

"Okay, I'm here."

The self-proclaimed "King of the World" peeked over his menu. I could see his blue eyes drinking in every detail of me, checking me out.

"Oh, hurrah. Let me just whip out the champagne and let's celebrate." He drawled sarcastically. I glared venomously at him, but I didn't say a word. I was in a good mood.

"What was it you wanted to talk about, Jericho?" I asked innocently, deliberately ignoring his comment about me. He grinned, realizing what I was doing, and leaned across the table.

"Like I said, the party." He returned smoothly, folding his hands together.

"I really don't see what there is to talk about."

"Well. I want to have fun, see? I am the number one party animal." I snorted. He glared furiously at me before continuing. "Maybe score with a few chicks… I know you want to."

"Actually, no, that's not my idea of fun."

He smirked. Then shook his head at me. I knew he wanted to laugh and said so. He burst out laughing at that comment. I raised my eyebrows at him, shooting him a very confused and weird look. He was seriously scaring me. He stopped laughing when people began to stare at him and coughed very loudly. I knew he was embarrassed. It took all my will power to stop myself from laughing. My lips were twitching so bad!

"Let's just, you know, lay off the arguing while we're there."

"… fine."

He stuck out his hand, implying for me to shake it. I didn't. I looked at it as if it were something I despised – like Trish! He narrowed his eyes at me. I laughed at his expression, he looked so stupid. He raised his eyebrows at me.

"What now?"

I shook my head, still laughing to myself.

"It's nothing, I was just joking, alright?"

I put out my hand, clasping his tightly to mine and we shook hands. I saw a smile form gently on his face, his eyes smiled, he looked so happy. I felt myself blush slightly. BLUSH! Over Chris Jericho. What has the world come to? Then he pushed his chair back from the table and started standing up. I started doing the same, and attempted picking up my handbag, that had somehow dropped to the floor and gotten entangled with my chair leg.

Then I felt someone touch my behind.

"Jericho!"

I felt myself saying. I stood up, having finally untangled by handbag, and turned around, ready to kick his ass. I saw Jericho cross to where I was standing. It couldn't have been him, he was on the other side of the table. I saw this ugly guy with a smarmy grin on his face. I opened my mouth to speak, to verbally abuse the shit out of him, when Jericho pushed past me and grabbed the guy by the collar of his shirt, choking him. His face was turning pink, such an interesting sight to see.

"Touch her again and you will have me to contend with, capisce?"

The guy nodded, unable to say anything.

Jericho dropped him, flat on his butt, in the middle of the café, and grabbed my hand and started exiting, just at the customers in the café burst into a round of applause. They even began cheering and yelling for us. The guy's buddies were pissing themselves laughing at him, he was still bright red.

OH MY GOD.

It was so HUMILIATING.

Jericho winked at me (!) and said,

"See ya later, Li."

That's all.

That's all he said, after being my "knight in shining armour" (wrestling tights?).

What a jackass.

I hate him.

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A/N: FINALLY, I have update this story. I promise, now that I am on my holidays, I will start updating and finishing the rest of my fanfics. Read and review as always, hope you enjoy this chapter of Truth, Love and Lies.