Ch. 6
(Venture Bros Mediaverse)

Our heroes appear after the teleport sequence.

Brian: Where are we now?

Surprisingly, the device dings right away.

Stewie: Oh, thank god for small favors! (looks at the device) We're in the "Venture Brothers," one of the shows on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

Brian sees a guy in front of them, shooting at a picture of a man in a monarch butterfly suit. He stops, sensing someone is behind him, and turns and points his gun.

Stewie and Brian: AHHHH!

The guy with the gun looks at them and stops pointing the gun at them.

Brock Samson (Joe/Patrick Warburton): Stewie?! Brian?! What the hell are you doing here?!

Stewie: Joe?! Is that you?!

Brock: Yes, it's me.

Stewie: But... How?! You're walking and you don't look any thing like you!

Brock: Well, I'm essentially playing myself personality wise, but the difference is that I can walk and I'm almost completely psychotic in this show.

Stewie: (whispering to himself) Not much of a stretch there... (in his normal voice) Does your name appear in the credits?

Brock: Technically, no. I play this character under the name Patrick Warburton.

Stewie: So, how does it work? You changing character and all?

Brock: Well I just switch bodies on the fly between shows.

Stewie: Interesting. So do you enjoy playing this character?

Brock: This character is the reason that I haven't snapped and killed half of Quahog by now. So to answer your question, it's more therapy than fun...

Brian: So Joe, you like being in this fanfic?

Brock: This is a fanfic? FUCK! That means I'm not getting payed for this! FUCK! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!

Stewie: Whoa, cool the 'roid rage bro...

Brock: (calms down) (sigh) I'm sorry, Stewie. This character just brings out the worst in me...

Stewie: Trust me, it's not the character... (looks at the camera) It's the writer!

T-MAX X-H has had enough.

T-MAX X-H: (offscreen) Alright, that's it! You wanna have it out Stewie?! Let's have it out!

Stewie: Okay! You're a crazy, retarded jackass! You're a hack when it comes to storytelling, and you couldn't get a girlfriend if your life depended on it!

T-MAX X-H: Oh, you really wanna go there?! Okay! You're a whiny, selfish, little failure of an infant who doesn't have the BALLS to kill his own mother who you claim to despise yet gave you life! You, my friend, are a waste of human skin and intelligence!
You'll never kill Lois or take over the world because you're all talk and no action. You're a worthless excuse for an evil genius, and your crab cake recipe SUCKS ASS!

There's an awkward silence, and everyone is wide-eyed and looking back and forth at the camera and at each other. Stewie starts to tear up.

Stewie: W-w-why would you say such hurtful-things... Waaaaaaah! Waaaaaaah!

Brian: Wow, T-MAX. That was below the belt.

Brock: And I thought I was cold as ice!

T-MAX X-H: Hey, Stewie started it!

Brian: Yeah, but your supposed to be more mature than him.

T-MAX X-H: Wow. You really underestimate me... (thinks for a moment, then takes a deep breath) Fine, I'll be the bigger man! Stewie, I'm sorry about all those mean things I said. How 'bout we let bygones be bygones and you and Brian continue on?

Stewie: (sniffling a little) Ok... (thinking to himself) One day, I will watch you burn!

Brian: Well, I guess it's time to get going. See you back in Family Guy, Joe.

Brock: Ok. Oh, and when you get back, tell Bonnie that there's left over hamburger helper in the fridge, and that she's welcome to finish it. It's three cheese, her favorite.

Brian: Ok, will do. Stewie, you want me to press the button this time?

Stewie: (regaining his composure) No, that's ok. I've got it.

Stewie presses the button, and he and Brian travel to their next stop...

-End Ch. 6-