The Tommy Torture Series

Chapter: Night of Evilness

Jude's POV.

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Why is it that I sat in an airport for hours on end and now I have to sit in the plane? This has just become a dream trip. Why is Tommy sitting next to me? I thought after that whole truth or dare fiasco he'd choose to sit with Kwest.

But maybe we can get something done. "Tom, do you think we can work on a song? We might be on the runway for awhile."

"Whatever you want," he shrugged easily. 'Whatever I want'? Not the best thing to say to me at the moment.

Awhile turned into a half hour, the plane still hasn't taken off. I got bored and started thinking about what Darius said to me. I wanted to hold the laughter in until later. Well its later now and there's no way I can keep it controlled. Come on! Darius saying all that shit was beyond hilarious.

I started to giggle slightly, not wanting to disturb the others. Tommy was staring at me as my giggles grew.

"What are you laughing about?" I couldn't have answered him if I wanted to. Five minutes into the spree, I was gasping for breath.

"Tom what are you doing with Jude?" Darius' voice boomed throughout the small cabin. Luckily Darius bought out the plane. His plane is in need of repair. Doesn't he have more than one anyway? Whatever. I don't think other passengers would've appreciated the commotion.

"N-n-nothing," he stuttered, not wanting to answer Darius. Nothings happening between us. I guess its a bad thing we're in the front of the plane and there's no one around us.

"That sounds convincing Quincy," I managed to whisper between laughs.

"What was that Jude?" Damn, he has good hearing.

"Um, nothing?" Wow Jude you really sound like you're telling the truth.

"Way to sound convincing Jude." Oh, I could slap him right now.

"Shut up. If you never gave me that dare this wouldn't have happened." I argued to his confusion.

"This is my fault?" I nodded once and tried my best to stare him down. "How much coffee have you had?" I felt my mouth fall open. "You're not this crazy until you've had a least six cups."

I frowned and gave my attention to... whatever is in front of me. In my fury I wasn't seeing anything clearly.

Forty five minutes passed and we're finally in the air. All is quiet. Not a creature is stirring, not even a Spied. All this snow has me in the Christmas spirit. Even though it hasn't been Christmas for quite some time.

My foot was hitting the wall closest to me. Not even the constant tapping was enough to get anyone to do anything. Tommy was twisted oddly in his seat, keeping his back to me. I wanted a bit of revenge for earlier, so I hit him once; square in the back and quickly turned away from him.

"What was that for?"

"What're you talking about Quincy?" I tried my best to sound like he had woken me up.

"You hit me," he was moving his shoulders back, wincing at the pain.

"You were probably having a bad dream. You know how you get when you don't get enough coffee." I tried to turn away from him again but he caught my shoulder and pushed it firmly into the back of my seat.

"Don't mess with me Jude. I can't deal with you puerility right now."

"Ooh, a fifty cent word from Quincy." I saw his eyes narrow, but I see that look on a daily basis. It lost its intimidation factor thirty four executions ago.

"Jude! Shut up! People are trying to sleep!"

"They can't sleep with all your yelling!" I shouted back at my sister.

"Jude enough!"

"Okay," I said timidly. I know better than to argue with Darius. I saw Tommy smile smugly before he turned away from me.

"I'll get you later Little Tommy Q," I said quietly. But it was loud enough for him to hear. Just like I wanted.

"Try your best." He's challenging me?! He's going to find that I'm a lot better at pranks than I used to be.

Fourteen minutes later and I was bored out of my skull. Only one thing to do. This is my second to last resort. "Tommy? Hey Tommy!" I pushed his shoulder, careful not to touch where I hit him. He can't go to sleep on me now. He was right, as much as I hate to admit it. I had quite a bit of coffee since we've been on the plane.

"What?" He grumbles a lot. But I caused it so its okay.

"I'm bored. Entertain me." I'm going to make him hate that line.

"Didn't we go through this at the airport?" He turned away from me and tried to sleep again.

"Yeah," I looked at him oddly. "I'm still bored though."

"What am I supposed to do about it?"

"Make me not bored?" Is it that hard to comprehend?

"Entertain yourself, I'm going back to sleep."

"Entertain myself? What am I supposed to do?" I got no reply from him. I crossed my arms over my chest and dropped back against my seat.

Hmm, I know Darius always has shaving cream with him. He's gotta keep his head hair free and shiny.

My mind's twisted from being with Spied for so long. Since Tommy doesn't want to keep me from doing something stupid, I'll get to be extra insane. How should I go about this? So many ways to pull this off. But I don't know how deep of a sleeper some of these people are.

The guys can sleep through a car alarm while being in the car, and the car is in a twister. Tommy? No clue. Sadie? I better not mess with her for the next two weeks. If she doesn't get her required nine hours of sleep you don't want to be within 30 miles of her.

The plan clicked and I couldn't keep the smile from spreading across my face.

Finally the plane touched Canadian soil. Or concrete. I'll get to be away from all the idiots who tortured me for the last few days. No more Tommy bitching at me. No more Darius watching my every move. No more... well I still have to see Sadie on a daily basis. Which is exactly why I didn't include her in my need for vengeance.

"Hey Tommy!" I threw myself onto his lap, kissing his cheek as I put my arms around his neck.

"Jude," he stared at me as if I had three heads. He might like it if I did. You know, all those mouths.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" I need to play dumb for him to fall into my trap. "Oh, morning Sadie!" I knew I was beaming on the outside. They should see how I'm feeling on the inside.

"What happened to you? You're never like this in the morning."

"I just had a really good night," a night of evilness. I bit my lip to hide my kittenish expression.

"Tommy, what did you do with Jude last night?!" She shrieked as looked between us. I guess I didn't hide the smirk good enough if she jumping to those conclusions.

"What? I didn't do anything."

"Just left me to die of boredom." I had some really great plans for last night. Not that he'll ever find out now. "I had so many fun ideas but..."

"What did Tom do to Jude?" Darius' voice carried over the small space. Accusations were going to be flying soon. Well more than they were now.

"Geez, you always think the worst," I got off of Tommy and grabbed my bag. The door had just opened and I was anxious to get away from the mob before they found out what I had done to them last night. "Let's go Sadie, I can't wait to get in my own bed."

I could hear laughing behind me. I'm not sure I want to see who was laughing at who. "Kwest what happened to your pants?" Oh, just Kwest. I can outrun him, plus Tommy will protect me if possible. I hope.

"What's wrong with them?"

"What's going on?" Sadie asked me as we walked towards the exit.

"I don't know, Kwest probably sat in something." I think that was convincing. I saw her brows quirk as we continued towards freedom.

"Come on man, we didn't do that!" Spied yelled as he ran past me and my sister. "I would've never though of that." I heard him say to Wally. Wow I did something that Spied never has.

Kwest dashed by a few seconds later. Sadie gasped as she saw what happened to Kwest. The butt of his jeans was hanging down to his knees. His boxers, covered in hearts, were in plain view of everyone. It looked like the old fashioned underwear, the ones with the butt flap. Only made of denim.

"SPIED! Why did you have to do that to me too?!" I guess the tape gave out on Kyle's pants. He ran by holding the seat of his pants up.

I tried my best to keep my expression innocent but Sadie saw right through it. "You did that?" She whispered as her eyes grew big.

I saw that Tommy was right behind me. He was practically on top of me. Not a bad thing. "What ever gave you that idea?" I tried to motion to her that we weren't alone.

"Jude I know that look. You had something to do with that." I thought she of all people would get the subtle hint I was giving.

"You?" He looked shocked as he stared at me.

"You really think Spied could've thought of that?" I'm insulted by that.

"Why Kwest?"

"He laughed."

"Kyle?"

"He had it coming." I felt like I should break out in song after saying that. But this isn't a prison movie set in the twenties.

"Did you do anything else?" Oh, he's suspicious I've done something to him as well. As he should be.

"Of course I did." I picked up that pace, hoping to not say anything else about my night of... fun.

"Tommy, whats that in your hair?" Portia asked from behind us. Aw, shit.

"What did you put in his hair?" I was waiting for Sadie's eyes to pop out of her head.

"Gotta go," I started to run out of the airport towards Sadie's car. Maybe I can hide there, tommy's car would've been too obvious. Or maybe obvious enough.

"Jude!" I risked a glance back to see Tommy running after me.

"Quincy, you're going to cause a scene! You'll be in the tabloids for this one." I laughed as I ran faster.

I didn't get to look back again but I knew he was closing in on me. I couldn't go any faster, my sides were beginning to ache as I got to the cars.

I guess he's been doing major cardio, he caught me and pinned me to the concrete wall.

"What is this?" he showed me the goop on his hand.

"Only mayonnaise. Its good for your hair. I did you a favor." I don't know how he didn't notice me put that in his hair while I was on his lap. I think it was enough of a distraction. I'll have to do that more often.

I saw his face soften marginally as he stared down at me. I knew he wouldn't be able to resist the puppy dig eyes. "Come on. I'll take you home," he caved and smiled at me. I dodged a major bullet this time. With some luck the others will never know it was me that inflicted all the chaos.

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