Okay, peoples. Almost the end of the fanfic.
Shairo and Suka: NO! WHY?!
Everyone in Akatsuki except Tobi and Deidara: YES!!
I am sorry, but I don't have the time to do a million things at once. At least I'm putting two more chapters!
Everyone who wants the story to continue: *mumble* Stupid schedule *mumble* Freakin' schoolwork *mumble*
Inner Bri: *mumble* Stupid Akatsuki fic writer's block *mumble* Stupid idea for new fic *mumble* Damn schoolwork *mumble* -.-
Oh, by the way, to the reviewer who said I hate Itachi-san... I DO NOT!!! O.o I just like messing with him because he caused an emo psychopath like SASUKE to happen! (And everyone knows what happened after that -.-) And I mess with Hidan because he made Shika-kun cry! For that he must suffer!
Everyone: (Sweatdrop)
Bri walked into the meeting room. The entire Akatsuki was in a circle, everyone staring at Pein.
"Hi peoples!" Bri said as she waved.
Everyone switched their looks to her direction. Hidan was glaring (as usual), Deidara was smiling at her.
"Good morning, Bri, un."
"B____," Hidan said in his usual greeting.
"Zombie." Bri took her spot between Suka and Deidara.
Pein looked around. "Now that everyone's present, I can tell you about the mission."
"Mission?" Bri, Suka, and Shairo whispered. Doing missions for Akatsuki wasn't part of their infiltration job, so they had no clue what to do.
"We plan to invade the Leaf Village, today."
The three spies' eyes went wide. "Oh s___," Shairo said for all of them.
"UM... Nagato...Pein...Leader... sir?" Bri mumbled. Going into nervous and Hinata-ish mode. (Voice included!)
"What is it, Bri?"
"You sure it's a good idea to catch the Nine-Tails?"
"What makes you say that, Bri?" Zetsu asked. "What's so bad about it?"
Bri had on a cold and distant look. "Sasori-danna. Deidara's arms. Aren't those reminders enough of what happens when you guys try to mess with Leaf ninja?!" Everyone was silent. "Should I describe to each of you how you die?!" Suka stared at Bri, with pained eyes. "WELL?!"
After what felt like years, Hidan laughed. "Ha ha ha ha ha! Honestly, b___! That was a horrible f___ing insult! I'm offended!"
"Yeah, Bri, un." Deidara shrugged. "You know my art is unbeatable, un."
Pein looked at Bri. "We're coming prepared this time. Everyone coming along. That includes you. The meeting is over."
Five minutes later Suka and Shairo found Bri banging her head against the wall. They both sweatdropped.
"Dang it." BAM. "Dang it." BAM. "Why the" BAM "hell does" BAM "the Akatsuki" BAM "have to be" BAM "FREAKIN' ANIME SUPER VILLAINS?!" CRACK! There was a big crack in the wall. "And how come two of my favorite people have to be on opposite sides when I'm loyal to both?!"
"Bri, snap out of it," Shairo said. "You're no fun when you go emo."
Suka had a different approach for it. She grabbed Bri by the shoulders and started shaking. "BRI! YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS THAT PROBLEM?! WHAT ABOUT NEJI?! AND ITACHI?! AND DEIDARA?! AND TOBI?! AND KAKASHI?! AND IRUKA?! AND-"
"Ok, we get the picture. That's why I have a plan." The immortal boy grinned, then held up an ANBU mask.
"That's a stupid plan."
...
Pein put a finger around the mini-microphone around his neck. "Squad A, are you ready?"
Suka glanced at Kisame and Itachi, who both nodded. "We're ready, Leader."
"Squad B, are you ready?"
Tobi and Shairo both nodded to Deidara. "We're all set, un."
"Squad C, are you ready?"
Hidan just said "We've been ready, just get it over it. I want to start sacrificing already."
Bri rolled her eyes. "We're ready, Pein."
"Commence." Everyone drew closer to the village.
Suka pulled her black cloak around her and looked at Itachi. "Try not to run into Kakashi or Jiraiya again. Okay, Itachi-kun?"
"Got it." Suka slipped her ANBU mask on as the walked towards the front gate.
Meanwhile, Bri looked down at the village from the top of Hokage Mountain. She sighed.
"Quit wasting time, Bri," Kakuzu ordered.
Bri stood up, and looked at Hidan and Kakuzu. "Hidan." Hidan glared at her. He was taken by surprised as she put a hand on his shoulder. "Try not to kill anyone. That includes yourself." Then she looked at Kakuzu. "Kakuzu. Same goes from you." When she walked away, she looked back at Kakuzu with an ice-cold look on her face. "Kakuzu, no bounties. So help me, I'll rip out a heart for every person you ever killed. Even if you only have five." She slipped on the ANBU mask and jumped into the village.
Hidan looked at Kakuzu. "Damn, what the f___ did you do to get her so pissed at us?"
...
Shairo and Suka: (Death-glare) -__-
What?! It's about time someone gave me the idea for it!
Suka: Bri, you're not good at describing fights. -.-
Shairo: I'd love to see how you get out of this mess.
Shut up. I have it planned out. You'll see. ^^
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