Isosohungy, kingdombrandi and BB Macintosh thx for adding me to your alerts and favorites Big hug!

Kingdombrandi: XD i'm glad you find it amusing . I know I get a kick out of writing it!

emmagranger11: lol man your like my best reviewer XD i could kiss you haha, and yeah. Theres a saying that before you judge someone you should walk a mile in that persons shoes, and if you can still criticize them then by that time you're too far away for the other person to hear you XD.

dracosmymuse1500: haha, yeah i tried to think up the most traumatizing threat for Malfoy and i realized it was his carefully cultivated reputation as a bad ass!

Ari: lol you'll just have to wait and see!

By the way I started another story called Dragon's Den, the first and second chapter is up and it's getting very good feedback!

Dude looks like a Lady, Aerosmith

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady (x4)

Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right
That's right

(That, that)
(That, that)

Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
And tried to blow me away

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady (x4)

So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady ( x4)

Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, do me

Ooh what a funky lady
She like it, like it, like it, like that,
Ooh he was a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady ( x7)

Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady(x4)

(That that) ya ya ya yya ya yya ya chit chit yaow

(That, that)
(That, that)

Chapter 6

Please kill me

Draco's POV

I walked slowly to the prefect tower, not really wanting to get there now and just wanting to chew out the joke my life had become. i hated being a girl and i had been stuck in this body for no more then an hour. My head felt heavy because of how long my new hair was, i felt bloated for some reason and i kept getting this nasty updrafts from underneath my knee length skirt!

i finally got to the tower and went up to Granger's room, fully intending to go to bed fully clothed. i did not have the right frame of mind to 'explore' my new body because trust me, i'd be but naked right now had i not been so distressed.

i took the time to look around the room, Muggle contraptions i barely recognized, rows upon rows of muggle CD's with a stereo in the corner, the usual bed, desk, closet and study tabled in dark mahogany wood. the bed spread was in a soft cream color with dark red patterns across it. A TV with different other techno contraptions plugged into it. i was only slightly curious to know how granger managed to bypass the charm that prevented muggle things to work within school walls, but i guessed if someone really wanted to do it, then granger was the most likely candidate to figure out the loop holes. I walked up to the CD shelves and eyes some of the groups, Justin Timberlake, Backstreet boys, Metalica, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit and Nickelback to name a few from her vast collection. all of these groups mean nothing to me but i had a strange feeling i would need too in order to impersonate Granger properly, especially with the weasley girl.

I let myself collapse on the bed letting my eyes drift close for a moment before jumping up and retrieving the crystal in Granger's pillow. There was no way in hell i was going to let her in my head. i tossed my long brown hair back and closed my eyes, trying to relax enough to sleep.

Hermione's POV

I left Malfoy in the hall feeling only slightly bad for hitting below the belt but then again, i had to make him realize that if we wanted to get out of this situation then we had to grow up and put the prejudice, his prejudice, behind.

i walked past Blaise and stiffened the events of earlier still quite fresh in my mind.

"hey mate" He called after me.

i was about to do something very drastic until i remembered who i was at the moment.

"what happened to you?" i asked eying his limping body with evident pleasure, take that you bastard!

"got in a fight with 3 other Gryffindorks" he answered breezily.

"ouch" i said trying to sound sympathetic instead of down right insulted, stupid male pride, can't even admit he got his ass beaten by a girl!

"yeah, but i wanted to know if you saw the mudblood lately? i have something to ask her"

i froze, Malfoy was still in the corridors right now.

"actually i ran into her and i sent her crying to her room, she seemed pretty upset already so it wasen't too hard to push the right buttons" i tried to sound natural but was getting very angry right now.

"hmm, too bad. i'll have to ask her another time then. Good night mate" Blaise left for his dormitory and i ran in the Prefect tower, not wanting to cross anyone else.

"Man do you smell that?" Ron suddenly exclaimed as i walked in the common room.

"Eww, what stinks!" Harry exclaimed looking discussed and putting his hand over his nose as they both turned to look at me.

i had to stop myself from telling them to grow up but i remembered the part i was suppose to play.

"Then maybe the two of you should brush your teeth more often" i supplied trying to copy Malfoys trademark smirk.

i ran up the boys stair case easily locating Malfoys room and going inside, Harry and Ron had gotten up with their wands in hand and with just my luck i would probably use wandless magic again and cause them to switch body's.

i sighed and let myself drop on the bed. the room was typically slytherin and i felt weird being in the bed room. moving paintings decorated the walls and i felt slightly unnerved as they watched my every move, this was the main reason i preferred still pictures, they never talked back at you.

i got up and took down the pictures ignoring their cries and insulted voices as i stacked them face to the wall in a corner, throwing a cover over them. already feeling better now that their eyes weren't looking at me.

i turned around and jumped as i saw malfoy. i opened my mouth to tell him to get out but realized i was about to scream at a mirror. this was so unnerving to be looking threw the eyes of the person you hated most. i turned my back on the mirror and stripped to my boxer shorts. there was no way in hell i was going further then that!

i crawled into bed and felt oddly uncomfortable as i tried to sleep.

Draco's POV

i woke up bright and early half expecting to find the night before to be a nightmare but was sorely disappointed as i looked in the mirror.

i watched the reflection on the wall, my scowl and smirk didn't suit this face, it made it look ugly and unfriendly. i tried to smile but it came out strained and it looked like i was grimacing. oh man i was screwed. Granger had a permanent smile taped on her lips, how the hell was i going to pull it off?

i looked down at my clothes grinning evilly time to change and see if granger really does have anything to offer!

i stripped the sweater and then unbuttoned the rumpled blouse throwing it off myself and my eyes brows shot up at what i saw.

OK i take back almost everything i said and thought about Granger not having what it takes to stop traffic, she simply refused to use it! Her breast size was modest and she was wearing a dark black Bra with baby blue lace, i stripped the skirt to find matching panties.

Looking in the mirror i could see the hour glass shape of her body, most of the girls in school had a similar shape but with all the skating and exercise her form was more firm then most girls.

i stripped the bra and panties and looked in the mirror again. it really was too bad she was a nerd. And if i wasen't afraid Granger would turn me into a flower power freak i would definitely have had a Little fun. the only good thing about this is that i didn't have to wake up with a morning erection. i snickered trying to imagine Granger's reaction to the downside guys have in the morning!

I went over to the dresser and rummaged threw it surprised at the underthings i found, who knew? after selecting a pair and trying them on i frowned, definitely hating the bra thing right now! who knew it was so constricting!

i went into the closet and got out the blasted skirt and blouse, i think that when i get my body back i'll burn a pair of these school uniform just to feel better!

Hermione's POV

I woke up with a jolt, usually i wake up before the bells of the school rang. I groaned and let myself fall back in bed.Thats when i caught something in the corner of my eye, i looked down at the protrusion in the sheets and raised an eyebrow.

"what the hell?"

I peeked under the sheets and my eyes widened at what was under there and i must say i don't think i've ever screamed so loud in my entire life! thank merlin the walls had charms on them so others couldn't hear me!

Oh my god it was huge, and painful! i rolled onto my stomach and regretted it immediately when the pressure sent a very unwanted shiver down my spine. oh hell no!

i jumped out of bed, tripping as the sheets caught my feet and landing in a very ungraceful heap on the floor. Erection still standing proud. kill me... right now! put me out of my fucking misery!

i tried to take a few calming breaths and smiled triumphantly when 'it' started to go down. now i really needed to go to the bathroom... minor technical difficulty right? NOT!

how the hell do guys do that!

First things first, i needed to get dressed, and that meant stripping out of the boxers and putting on a new pair... which meant i had no choice but see the very disturbing sight of Draco's nakedness. ugh, he better not be fondling my body or i'll go to a doctor and get him snipped before giving his body back! prevent the disease from spreading to a new generation so to speak.

i braced myself and turned my back to the mirror, striping the boxers and trying VERY hard not to look down. i maybe was repulsed by the idea but i was still curious. who wouldn't be? i was now in the body 3/4 of the female population gossiped about.

OK just one peek, that can't hurt right? i looked down and a very colorful 4 letter word slipped out of my mouth. I suddenly understood why the git was on a ego trip when it came to his capacities.

I growled and grabbed a clean pair of boxers from the drawer and stalked to the closet, taking out a clean uniform and throwing over the slytherin robe, i looked into the mirror and scowled. I looked so much like the real Malfoy it was frightening! I could do this, it wasent so hard to be the bain of everyones existence, what will be hard is talking to that Zambini dick and try to be pleasant with him.

i stalked down the stairs in a murderous mood.

Draco's POV

I walked out of the girls bathroom feeling relieved to be out of the place. There where certain things said within those walls that no growing healthy boy should know about!

i hardly noticed the slytherin girls walking toward me laughing with cruel intent as they drew their wands at me.

"Hey mudblood!" was the only warning i got before Pansy, Millicent and 2 other girls cast 4 different jinxes in my face.

My hair that had taken so much time to try and get tame was now bright pink and looked like an afro that would have rivaled a disco ball, my body was growing yellow feathers, and my face was covered in warts. Pansy laughed horribly,

"Next time we tell you to fail an exam like a good little Mudblood you should do it, we won't be so nice if you ignore us on the Arithmacy test next week" Millicent sneered in a pure slytherin way.

They had asked Granger to fail an exam! Threatned her if she refused to obey and she, by the looks of it. Had ignore them and now I was guetting the beating? ah hell no, i rounded on them, fully intending to give them a piece of my mind with a few choice spells.

And that's when Granger turned the corner and spotted the five of us. His eyebrows raised at the sight of me but when he saw who had attacked me his eyes seemed sad. Before he cleared his throat making the 4 Slytherin girls jump up in surprise at being caught. They whirled around and looked relieved to see who they thought was me and i glared at them.

"Oh, Drakie your just in time" Pansy purred.

I wanted to gag and by the twitch Granger's mouth gave it was evident he was trying very hard not to strangle the girl.

"What are you girls doing?" he asked sneering at me.

i suddenly wanted to throw every hex i knew at him, who does this bitch think he is?

"Teaching the Mudblood a lesson and helping her understand her place in life" Came Millicent's annoying nasal voice.

"Really, I must say you wherent very creative" He said trying to get their attention. " Next time talk to a pro and let me come up with the ideas to put her in her place" i sneered at Pansy as she pouted at Granger.

while Granger kept them talking, backs to me as they converted to him with adoring eyes i took the chance to do the counter jinxes and then readied my own personal ammunitions.

I never cared for those idiots anyway.

In the blink of an eye i gave them all neon hair colors, pig tails and bright sign on their backs 'Blow job for 1 knut', casting an ilusion charm to make the girls think they where still wearing school robes when i had actually transfigured it into very sexy lingeries what was hardly apropriate for school. I watched Granger's eyes dance as i cast an invisible charm over myself. this was an odd truce but apparently he had a beef with those girls and didn't mind playing decoy while i exacted revenge on them. It was juvenile and stupid, but i didn't care.

i followed the 5 of them walk down to the great hall, Granger made up some excuse not to go in there with the girls and the 4 of them walked in and i chuckled evilly at the many proposals the girls received, they never understood why. by the time they discovered the reason behind the cat calls their reputation as school whores was well underway to being legendary as boys swapped stories on their past performances.

I was in such a good mood i even managed to go threw breakfast with a real smile on my face and endure Potty and Weaslebee's presence.