Chapter 6: Shower Synergy

Sheldon and Amy go up the back stairwell of the main lodge and enter the building on the second floor. Sheldon easily disarms the security system while Amy makes sure to check around each corner in the hallway as they make their way towards the executive washroom.

Sheldon: "Amy, are you sure we're headed in the right direction? Most executive washrooms are located on the west side of the building. It's a popular architectural design feature modeled after the west wing of the White House."

Amy: "Yes, now shhh."

She sees a janitor empting the trash up ahead. Amy motions to Sheldon to follow her as they sneak past him down another hallway. A few minutes later when the janitor is gone they head towards the executive offices and reach the end of the hall where the executive washroom is located.

Amy grins with excitement as she pulls out the key to open it. She lets Sheldon walk in first then she locks the door so know one can accidently walk in on them while they are in the shower.

Sheldon inspects the room to make sure it's clean enough. He can tell the janitor has already been in to mop the floor because it has a strong ammonium smell which he likes. But, Sheldon still wishes he had his can of disinfectant with him just to do an extra sweep of the place. He settles for wiping the counter and shower handles down with paper towels instead. Then Sheldon begins to brush his teeth carefully by the sink. The sight of Sheldon using his electric toothbrush makes Amy even more excited and she begins to feel wet down below. She licks her lips and watches him as if she were watching a porno. He has no idea what is going through her mind now and if he did Sheldon would not be able to handle it she thinks to herself. But, Amy decides in this moment that some day she will have to introduce him to Gerard.

Amy takes off her robe to reveal her old fashioned bathing suit to him. The red, white and black suit looks like one from the 1930s with ruffled bloomers, thick straps and hideous large horizontal stripes across the top half. This bathing suit belonged to her dead grandmother once and is the only one Amy owns. She even puts on the matching bathing suit bonnet and ties it under her chin.

Amy: "So how do I look?"

Sheldon rinses his mouth out then he turns around to face her. He thinks the suit looks quaintly cute on her and reminds him of old black and white photographs of his meemaw when she was Amy's age.

Sheldon: "Well on the bright side it doesn't make you look that fat at all."

She smiles at him because she knows that for Sheldon that is the closest he can come to giving her an actual compliment about her looks. He finally removes his emergency robe to reveal his own equally old fashion looking bathing suit. He made the suit himself with his sewing machine a few years ago when he tried to learn how to swim on the floor of his apartment. It's a two piece red suit with a large golden lightening bolt down the middle of his swim t-shirt and matching long red and gold stripped bathing bloomers without the ruffles. It almost looks like a Flash superhero costume only even more ridiculous and over the top because his knees are showing.

Amy turns on the main shower head to let the water warm up then she looks at Sheldon and tries not to laugh. She thinks it's absolutely ridiculous that he wants them to shower together wearing bathing suits just so they will not see each other naked.

Amy: "How are you going to get clean wearing that huh? At least take off your shirt Sheldon."

Sheldon pauses to look at himself in the bathroom mirror. He likes the way he looks because he's been waiting for an opportunity to wear this suit without actually having to go swimming for a long time. But, he wants to get clean too so after a few more minutes of modeling in front of the mirror Sheldon reluctantly removes only the top half of his bathing suit. He folds it neatly and places it on the counter. Amy checks the water temperature to make sure it's warm enough then she motions to Sheldon to come check it out for himself.

Sheldon: "This shower is nice, but I'm not sure it's all that safe. There aren't any adhesive duck stickers?"

Amy rolls her eyes at that comment and tries to refocus his attention on science to take his mind off the lack of adhesive ducks.

Amy: "So for this first experiment would you like me to explain how the Bose-Einstein condensate principle works?"

Sheldon scoffs at that question and looks at her with a smug expression.

Sheldon: "I already know that. I've even written papers on it."

Amy: "Yes, but do you know how to calculate the transition temperature at the current density integration over the maximum number of excited particles?"

He scoffs at her again.

Sheldon: "That's not difficult to calculate at all. First, we must isolate the proper equation then…."

Amy interrupts him by taking his hand and pulling him into the shower while trying to be as seductive as possible by giving her the come hither look.

Amy: "Let's see if it's so easy for you to calculate the maximum number of particles while I'm washing your back."

She grabs her wash cloth and pulls him into the shower. Sheldon giggles loudly when the shower jets hit his ribs and tickle them.

Amy: "Now just try to relax Sheldon."

Sheldon rolls his eyes assuming that it will still be easy for him to concentrate on math even with her in the shower with him because he loves calculating things so much. He figures the odds of him getting an erection twice in the same day are very unlikely so he continues to isolate the equation for their experiment in his mind.

Amy closes the shower door and lets the hot water drench her hair. Steam from the shower begins to fill up the bathroom as Amy slowly dribbles antibacterial soap onto her washcloth and begins to rub Sheldon's back with it.

Sheldon desperately tries to continue his calculations until Amy starts to rub his shoulders with the cloth too. Suddenly, he puts his hands up against the shower wall to brace himself when his knees feel wobbly. Amy massages the muscles in his shoulders more firmly and he starts trying to hum Fiddler on the Roof to himself quietly to keep from moaning out loud.

Amy knows he's trying to resist the pleasure, so she decides to take things up a notch.

She grabs the bottom half of his suit yanking it down to the shower floor.

Sheldon gasps in horror when she does this and immediately cups his privates with his hands.

Sheldon: "Amy! Stop! What are you doing?"

Amy: "Come on Sheldon its just silly, we need to get fully clean. I'm taking mine off too."

Sheldon: "What? No! You can't do that! They call them BATHING SUITS for a reason Amy."

Amy doesn't listen to his whining she pulls the straps of her bathing suit down to reveal her chest area to Sheldon. He shuts his eyes instantly to embarrassed and nervous to look at her without anything on. Amy wiggles out of the suit and tosses it aside. She turns around so her back is facing him then she tosses the washcloth backwards onto his shoulder.

Amy: "Okay smarty-pants, now it's your turn to wash me."

Sheldon: "Amy, please! I should be concentrating on isolating the equation for the maximum particles for our experiment."

Amy: "Sheldon, we'll have plenty of time to calculate the results after we're done here. So come on you can go ahead."

Sheldon: "Ha! Easy for you to say! I can't even see anything."

Amy: "Then open your eyes."

Sheldon can't resist the temptation to take one quick peek at her backside then he closes his eyes again. He starts to hum an old sea shanty that his meemaw use to sing to him whenever she gave him a bath.

He removes the washcloth from his shoulder without looking and blindly moves his hand forward until he can feel Amy's back. He rubs the cloth against her skin softly and sings to keep himself as calm as possible while doing this for her praying his erection doesn't return.

Amy does her best not to laugh at his silly, cute song as Sheldon rubs the cloth against her back. After a few more minutes Amy even begins to hum along with him. She moves her long, wet hair off her back then leans down to grab the soap bottle. Sheldon reaches forward to scrub her back again, but accidently starts to fall forward when she bends over for the soap. He grabs on to her waist with both hands to stop from falling on her and opens his eyes in shock as he tries to steady himself.

Amy gasps in surprise when she feels Sheldon's hands wrap tightly around her. The moment his body touches hers she feels tingly all over. She stands back up quickly, but doesn't turn around to face him yet. Instead she grabs onto his hands with hers to keep them where they are because Amy doesn't want him to let go of her now…maybe not ever.

Sheldon: "Holy moly! Amy, are you okay?"

Amy: "Oh yes! It's okay. I mean I'm okay. Are you okay?"

Sheldon: "Uh…I'm not sure. I don't feel well."

He feels his erection growing again, Amy feels it too and she's very happy about it. She finally realizes what "not feeling well" really means and it makes her want Sheldon even more.

Amy: "Are you starting to feel like you did before?"

Sheldon closes his eyes again trying to think of something gross to make it go away.

Sheldon: "Yes I'm afraid I am."

Amy: "Do you want to stop then?"

Sheldon: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Sheldon pauses awkwardly too scared to move his body away, but also too naturally excited to stop touching hers completely. Amy can tell her new experiment is working as she softly rocks her buttocks back and forth against him making all the blood in his body flow downward and away from his overanalyzing brain so that he can barely think straight. Sheldon's greatest defense against the outside world is now down. He feels extremely vulnerable and nervous, but strangely happy all of sudden without the use of his encephalon.

Sheldon: "Oh boy! I've never been touched like this before!"

Amy: "Me either, just go with it."

Sheldon: "You're a Vixen!"

Amy grins at his description of her as she continues to rock her backside gently against his erection making it grow to maximum capacity.

Amy: "I know!"

Without any warning Sheldon's hindbrain finally takes over his bodily functioning. He starts to moan loudly in pleasure. He keeps his eyes closed and gently licks his lips. His hips begin to rock slowly along with hers on their own. He feels as if they are dancing together all over again only he never thought dancing could be truly enjoyable until now. Hot water spills all over their bodies and they both forget all about their experiment as they given in to the intense desires building within.

Amy is thrilled Sheldon is finally starting to loosen up so she decides to take things to the next level. She grabs his right hand pulls it off her waist and pours liquid soap into his palm. Then she places his palm directly on her right breast. Sheldon feels his heartbeat race rapidly in his chest as his palm covers her breast. His member starts to twitch along with his face, but he doesn't dare open his eyes too afraid he might make a mess if he does. He has absolutely no idea what part of her anatomy he is touching though it does feel slightly familar to him. He licks his lips and suddenly feels the craving for warm milk.

Sheldon: "Oh God! What is that...What is that?"

Amy leans her wet head back against his shoulder and whispers into his ear.

Amy: "Sheldon, welcome to second base."

She puts her hand back down so he can take over. He squeezes her nipple and Amy moans into his ear enjoying every single femtosecond of his hand caressing her milky white flesh. Sheldon can hardly believe this is actually happening and he can only thing of one word to describe it.

Sheldon: "Fascinating!"