Naruto

Makeover Edition: Lee Style!

Disclaimer- I do not own Lee and his antics. I also do not own the outfits for they are not cool enough for me to own. Enjoy and if you barf, barf away from the computer.

Chapter 6- The clothes make the man…or do they?

"This is the hardest part of the entire mission," Tenten moaned leaning back.

Ino glared, "Tenten, quit moaning and come help us," she picked up a shirt, "How about this?"

Tenten gagged, "Ewww that is so not Lee."

Ino huffed, "The only thing that is so Lee is spandex!"

"…GUYS!!" Sakura groaned, struggling with a pile of clothes, "Could you concentrate a little bit more!? We have to give a Lee a makeover!"

"So how should we do this?" Tenten stared down at the large pile of clothes.

"Let's just try everything," Sakura suggested.

"Good thing that Tsunade-sama reserved the whole store just for us," Ino looked around at the empty shop, "But this is still going to be near impossible."

In the dressing room, Lee was being mentally treated. Hinata, dubbed to psychiatrist of the group, as talking to a crying Lee.

"So, Lee, how are you feeling today?"

Lee sniffed and snorted into a tissue, "Sad!! So youthfully sad!"

She blinked at his choice of words before moving on, "Gai wouldn't want you to cry!"

He gave her another mournful look, "Sensei says that real men cry…" and promptly another river fell again.

Hinata had the urge to punch a wall, "Well, right now you're letting Leenda win."

"Win?"

"Yes, win. You're showing exactly why she broke up with you! She wants a man with spine! She wants a determined strong man you can face the odds!"

Revelation showed on his face, "…win," his inner fire sparked up, "I mustn't lose against the odds! I'll prove to her that I'm better than her lack of youth boyfriend!"

"…That's the spirit?" Hinata had a fake grin on. How much longer before I crack?

Lee came bursting out of the dressing room, "Let's get this started, my fellow comrades!" The girls looked up in surprise.

"Err…" Ino started, "Weren't you just crying a while ago?"

Tenten mentally sighed in relief. She was no good with crying people.

Lee struck a pose, "Yes, but I am youthfully stronger now thanks to Hinata-sensei!"

Sakura brow rose at 'Hinata-sensei.'

Hinata behind him just shrugged in defeat.

Ino put a pile of clothing in Lee's hands, "So, youthfully-stronger Lee, try these on."

--First outfit--

The girls stared…and stared.

"It's like watching a car wreck," Tenten noted, "You can't look away."

Sakura mentally agreed, "Though it's worse than a car wreck, it's a nuclear disaster."

Hinata could feel her retina's slowly burning to their death.

Lee did model poses in front of the mirror.

Ino blanched, "This is so wrong in so many ways."

Lee turned, "Don't I look great!?" They continued staring at the studded jacket with green skull on it with tight leather jeans and combat boots.

They all hesitantly put up thumb ups and nervously laughed.

When Lee turned around, Hinata twitched. Tenten leaned foward and mouthed towards Ino, "Change now!!"

By some miracle, Ino managed to notice Tenten's mouthing and move her attention away from Lee and snapped out of her daze and chose another outfit, "Umm…Lee. Try this one."

Lee turned confused, "But isn't this wonderfully marvelous on me?"

Ino shruggled for a response, "Err…yes, but you can't try on too many clothes!"

"Yosh!" and thus another torture and headache began.

--Next outfit--

Sakura tilted her head, "This one isn't so bad," she stared a little bit longer, "It's almost acceptable."

Ino snorted, "Except for the fact that he can't possible do any fighting in that." Lee nodded, "It is too youthful for me."

Hinata muttered to Tenten, "There's such thing as too youthful?"

"Trust me, you don't want to know."

Ino gestured to spin around. Lee turned. He was in a sweater vest with a collared shirt and khakis.

Tenten sighed, "How about we make this is date outfit?"

"No way!" Ino rejected immediately, "It looks like he's a prep! Unacceptable!"

Tenten and Hinata slouched in their chairs, and droned, "Next…"

--Another outfit--

"…what age are we in, again?" Hinata asked, "I know that Hyugas dress properly, but this is just off the charts!"

Lee was too busy admiring himself in a shogun garb doing poses and slashes with a sword.

"Ino! What were you thinking!? Lee doesn't know how to use that," she noticed what Lee was doing, "Lee! Put that down! It's not a toy! You'll poke your eye out!"

Sakura patted her shoulder, "Calm down, okaa-san."

Ino pouted, "I thought I'd be fun."

"Fun watching him poke his eye out!?" Tenten angrily yelled.

"Go change Lee," Hinata urged.

--Yet another outfit--

Tenten jumped up towards Ino, "GET SERIOUS WOULD YOU!?" Sakura and Hinata held her back.

"Breathe Tenten!" Sakura yelled.

Tenten sat down grudgingly and glared.

Hinata reprimanded Ino, "But seriously, Ino. Be serious."

Ino pouted, "I am."

"Not," Sakura shot down, "He's dressed as a pirate for crying out loud!"

Everyone looked at Lee, he had the whole pirate garb including fake dreadlocks.

Lee looked down at his outfit, "I am not feeling very youthful right now. May I change into something less…greasy?"

Sakura waved him away, "Change now, please."

--That night after countless of bad outfits--

"Why is this so hard?" Hinata asked, "There's got to be something that suits him."

"Let's try again tomorrow," Sakura sighed, "Let's go before someone falls asleep in the store."

Ino peered over, "Too late." They looked down to see Tenten sleeping cuddling the sword that Lee was playing with earlier.

"Ehh?" Sakura said shocked, "Is she going to keep that or something?"

"Atleast she got something out of it."

--author's note--

This is hard...Lee...darn you!

NinjaPower signing out!