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MyPOV

I was sitting on my bed, Matt was sprawled out on the floor, snoring like no other, and Edward sat on my rocking chair.

I was desperately trying to update my Fan Fic, and soon. I sighed for the millionth time. Frustrated, I placed the laptop to the side and stood up. Edward raised an eyebrow. I wrinkled my nose as I let him see the mental images of me typing, posting the chapter, and getting reviews and how they made me happy. *Hint, Hint*

"What's your story about?" Edward asked.

"Which one?"

"How many do you have?"

"A lot." I looked down at my love, and he looked so innocent. That right there is a very scary thought. I smiled, and bent down to kiss him. Matt blinked at looked confused. I smirked, "Just go back to sleep." He mumbled something and rolled over.

It was Friday night, I was bored as could be, and I was having writer's block. What could be worse? Oh, yeah. My birthday was in four days. I internally groaned.

I hated celebrating it. Don't ask me why, but I do.

Edward stood up, and picked up my laptop, reading the half finished chapter. His eyebrow almost popped of his face. He snorted. "Are you serious? Alice and Bella?"

"Um, yeah. It's my best story. Everybody loves it." I said while making my way over and snatching my laptop from him before he decided to delete the little that I had worked laboriously to write.

"What's it about?" He asked, "Well, besides the obvious,"

"Well, it takes place in Eclipse. You're out hunting, and Alice confesses her feelings for Bella. Bella freaks and runs to Jacob. Then, she decides to run away with you, and you make love to her. You are out hunting on Isle Esme, and the Volturi catch you. Long story short . . ." and told him the whole plot. (Sorry! Did you honestly think that I would tell you? Ha!)

I took my laptop down to the kitchen, and set it on the counter, Edward following. I grabbed a bowl out of the cupboard, and I grabbed milk and cereal.

Twenty minutes later, I put my stuff away and trouped upstairs to find Matt on my bed.

Oh, no, he didn't, I thought angrily. I shoved Matt off onto the floor, and with a hard thud, and an "oof!" my "lovely" boyfriend sat up. I smiled innocently. "Sorry, babe. My bed. You get the floor." He glared. I shrugged, and pulled off my hoodie to reveal a sexy tank, and shimmied off my pants to expose my booty shorts. Matt stared. I raised my eyebrows when Edward smacked him in the back of his head. "In appropriate thoughts, Matthew?" I was trying so hard not to laugh.

"Yes. Those thoughts should never be thought about a lady," Edward muttered. I snorted. He knew that I didn't think that I was a lady.

I sighed, saved my progress on my chap, and curled into bed. I put my MP3 on repeat, and dozed off to have wonderful dreams.

My phone was going off, and I was too confused to know what to do with it. It rang again, and Matt handed it to me, opened.

"'Lo?" I muttered into the phone.

"Is Edward there?" the stranger from the other day asked. Was he?

"Um , I don't know. Edward?" I called not to him, but just out into the darkness.

"Yes, love?" He called back.

"Yea, he's here." I mumbled.

"Okay, then I can't tell you who I am. But I can give you hints. Jacob, Loch Ness Monster, do you understand?"

I gasped.

I immediately blocked my thoughts. Edward growled. I thought about X-rated things, to get Edward out of my thoughts. He shuddered. I grinned.

"So, are you?" the voice asked.

"Huh?"

"Are you going to help me?"

"Oh, yeah. Carlisle, call, Alice. Got it."

"Tomorrow, six o clock."

"Be there."

We said our goodbyes, and Edward raised an eyebrow. "What-"

"Ah, ah, ah! I can't ruin your birthday surprise." With that, I dozed off.

It was Edward's birthday, and Bella was going to be his gift. I was the bomb.

Bella was in a box, and she was going to be his last gift. I was squirming in my seat with anticipation. Matt placed a hand on my shoulder, a gesture which calmed me. I hadn't told, knowing that he wouldn't be able to keep a secret from Edward.

We were all sitting in the Cullen's living room, and Edward was opening my gift-- an envelope. It was a card that a woman on the front with huge ass boobs, and a really small waist. It said, "Age test:" and on the inside it had the question, "What color was her purse?" Edward's eyes grew to the size of soft balls, and he had to look at the front of the card again. The purse is lime green. I cracked up. Edward blinked twice, then laughed. "Pass it around, Edward!" I giggled. He passed it to Emmett, and he had to look at the front twice, too.

After all the gifts were opened, I looked at Edward. "You have one more," I sang. "Follow me." and with that, I pulled Edward into the next room, and pointed to the box. He cocked his head to the side and rushed to the box.

He tore the box open, and his face lit up.

"Bella? Is it really you?"

Bella climbed out of the box, and grabbed Edward by his elbows. She smiled largely. "Yes," she breathed.

A strangled noise of joy and bewilderment came from Edward's throat. He kissed Bella

hungrily. I wolf whistled at them. Bella pulled back, and I knew that if she could, she would blush.

Matt came behind and wrapped his arms around my waist. "You're the best you know," he whispered in my ear, making me shudder.

"Yea, I know," I whispered back, shaken by his actions. He was rubbing his hand down my thigh . . . I shuddered again. Edward chuckled. At me. I glared. At him. He shrank back. "That's right, Edward. Be afraid. Let's just say, the Volturi should be afraid of me," I growled menacingly while narrowing my eyes.

Edward chuckled nervously. I crossed my arms in victory, popping my right hip out a little. He challenged me by raising an eyebrow. I winked, and strutted out of the room with dignity while I had some left. I knew Edward would ruin that for me very soon if I didn't leave soon.

Two hours later, Bella and Edward went upstairs to catch up (yea, right. They were having sex. Ew.), and I was thinking about what I wanted for my birthday. I knew my birthday was tomorrow, but they were vamps. They could get my present tonight.

I was thinking and thinking, when suddenly I knew. "Alice!" I called, very excited.

Alice flew down the stairs, and stopped in front of me. "Yes?"

I sang, "I know what I want for my birthday." Alice got that far away look, and when she snapped back into reality, she grinned at me.

"You're amazing."

"Yeah, I know."