Ozpin: "Glynda, glad to see you here. I don't always get to say that"

Glynda: "Uh yeah, what's this I hear about you downsizing-"

Ozpin: "Ab ba bub, not important right now. The only thing that's important is your termination."

Glynda: "...You're...Firing me?"

Ozpin: "Yes, because you are worthless and undependable as fuck."

Glynda: "I'm one of the most OP characters under your payroll."

Ozpin: "Oh I agree, but your intelligence is that of a four year old with down syndrome. Remember the dust heist? Gee, you'd think a semblance such as telekinesis, strong enough to move multiple heavy boulders could, oh I don't know, grab the fucking air ship and slam it into the ground. Yet here you are making it rain hail. Do you honestly think these advance flight based vehicles can't handle a little hail? Oh and what else, maybe if I throw tiny amounts of debris, that'll stop em."

Glynda: "Okay...I suppose I could've handle that situation better."

Ozpin: "Which is more than what I could say about that breach at the end of volume 2."

Glynda: "What are you talking about? We stopped the Grimm from pouring into the city."

Ozpin: "Oh is it WE now, cause last time I checked all of our students got there long before you did and nearly all of the Grimm were killed before you did anything. The battle was fucking over Goodwitch, we all appreciate you patching up the hole, but I'd say you're more of a housekeeper at this point than a huntress."

Glynda: "Ozpin, I could still be of value to you."

Ozpin: "Oh can you? Well here's the thing, I could forgive all of that, but the one thing I can't forgive was that little field trip to the forest of forever fall."

Glynda (sweating) : "Oh uh that."

Ozpin: "Goodwitch, you were sent with those students for literally one FUCKING thing. You were sent there to make sure NOBODY dies so they could harvest syrup. And what happens, that Winchester kid gets attack by an Ursa and you're nowhere to be found, like literally you show up for five fucking seconds then poof you're gone."

Glynda: "Yeah but"

Ozpin: "You had ONE job Glynda, one FUCKING job. Make sure the students don't get killed yet nobody could find you the moment that thing appeared. Where did you even go that allowed for that entire confrontation between the Arc kid and the Ursa to go uninterrupted?"

Glynda: "Uhhhhh?"

Ozpin: "You know what no. I'm done with you Glynda, you're more useless than Qrow and his semblance is literally bad luck. Get the hell out of my school."

Adam: "So what are you doing here?"

Oscar: "Oh you know, just...Strolling around."

Adam: "Strolling around?"

Oscar: "Strolling around."

Adam: "Thwarting my plans?"

Oscar: "Thwarting your plans?"

Adam: "Are you?"

Oscar: "No."

Adam: "Good, cuz that would be bad."

Oscar: "How bad?"

Adam: "I'd have to kill you."

Oscar: "That's bad."

Adam: "Indeed, stupid looking cane you got there."

Oscar: "Yes, it helps me walk... and nothing else."

Adam: "Well yeah that's what a cane does. Dumbass."

Ilia: "Hey Yang, you feeling alright?"

Yang: "No, Blake dumped me for Sun and now I'm feeling lonely."

Ilia: "Well you know, maybe I could help you with that?"

Yang: O_O"...Yeah I appreciate the sentiment sweetie, but I'm not gay."

Ilia: "Eh what? You've fucked Blake several times though."

Yang: "Just cause I like pussy doesn't mean I'm gay."

Ilia: "...WHAT!"

Sienna: "You know, if you want Adam dead I can have that arranged, but it'll cost you."

Blake: "OMG I would do anything for that to happen."

Sienna(Evil Grin): "Glade to hear you say that, cuz I got some fun ideas for you to earn this favor."

Blake: "Uhhh."

Sienna: "Strip."

Ruby: "Yang I'm scared."

Yang: "What do you have to be scared about?"

Ruby: "Jaune and I slept together a few months back and I think I might be pregnant?"

Yang: "You...What?"

Ruby: "Yeah he told me not to worry about it. I asked if he at least wore a condom, but he said he didn't need one."

Yang: "That FUCKING ASSHOLE, I'm gonna kill him."

Team JNPR's dorm

Jaune: "And yeah, after that Ruby and I fell asleep together in the grass under the stars."

Nora: "OOOO you two slept together. Steamy."

Jaune: "Very funny Nora, but all we did was sleep...Literally just sleep. Of course Ruby's so innocent she asked if I wore a con-"

Yang(busting down Team JNPR's door): "JAAAAUUUNNE! You think you could just knock up my baby sister and get away with it!"

Jaune(gulp)