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Kai stuck an ear on the door. He did not need to do that, but it was a pure reflex. Kai was just crazy. No need to explain. He heard Bonnie brush her teeth and wash her face. He heard everything she was doing. Then a long silence before she dragged her steps to the door. Again a long silence before she finally opened the door. She was still angry. He deeply inhaled the radiant smell of her magic. He felt his batteries being charged again, and he did not even need to touch her for that. She was a really powerful witch. At this moment he couldn't explain why he felt the urge to taste her blood. She was a temptation too hard to resist. Black veins appeared under his eyes, which also became black.

"Kai?"

"Could you let me taste your blood, just a sip. A big sip."

Bonnie put herself in a defensive position, "Mmm, you smell so good," he said in a scary voice. She was about to give him the worst migraine of his life when a noise distracted them. They both turned towards the origin of the noises. They did not even realize that they were just a few inches apart. Such proximity between them and they didn't notice it. They didn't step away. Even if they were so close.

"What's that?"

"My phone." Her phone vibrated in her bag. Bonnie ran to the little drawing-room to take it. She leaned forward to be at the level of the coffee table. Kai had a beautiful view on her ass. He tilted his head to one side and smiled. The bloodust went away just like that. Now he was getting excited. Bonnie Bennett has a beautiful ass. He could testify to it.

"Who's that?" He walked towards her.

She ignored him royally. He accelerated up to her to stand behind her. "That ass..."

Kai put his hands on her hips to trace the curve of her back with a finger. He was sucking the saliva between his teeth. She was a temptation. Bonnie let him touch her. She was finishing replying to her friend anyway. Plus, having sex is better than another fight. It's the purpose of all this. Having sex to let him impregnate her. She just wanted to finish responding to her friend Elena's message. Then let him do whatever he wanted to do. Behind her, Kai's penis grew big between her legs.

She smirked when she felt it. Maybe this night will be the good one. When she finished her reply to Elena, she put the phone on the table, bent her back and placed her elbows on the coffee table. She spread her thick thighs in a perfect V to show him everything of her ass.

"You want me to have my way with you, don't you?" Kai tore her panties in a quick motion and threw them on the floor. Bonnie gasped and then closed her eyes. Waiting for the sensation of his dick entering inside her. "You want me to impregnate you, don't you? You want me to pour my semen deep inside your pussy, don't you?" Kai sighed, "Geez, look at this pussy. It's so pink, and it's just belongs to me. Thank God." He knelt behind her. He admired every feature of her shaved pussy. He pulled her lips apart to get a better view of it. Bonnie always had her eyes closed. The feeling of embarrassment and shame began to be replaced by excitement.

"Wow, it's getting wet. Your juice just came out." He shouted with joy. Bonnie wanted to die of shame.

"Please... Just do it."

Kai introduced a finger in her and began to fuck her with his fingers. He smiled at Bonnie's moaning. She put a hand on her lips to stop the sounds escaping her.

"Arch you back more."

"Mfahh." It was so difficult not to make a sound with what he was doing to her. He kept rubbing her g-spot and of top of that he licked her from time to time. It was just too much.

"Do not hold back your voice. It's unacceptable."

"Damn it, just do it. Why don't you do it?" She felt frustrated. The situation was worse than embarrassing. It was hard not to roll her hips at his fingers penetrations. She felt tingling in her feet and her stomach was turning all over. She felt so embarrassed about what was going on. She was embarrassed by what he created in her. Why? Why he was so good at that? Why did she feel pleasure now? Why now? "Kai?"

The heretic began to eat her pussy as if it were the most delicate dish. Licking, sucking, and lapping all her juices. She grasped her hair in two tight grips. Bonnie was shutting her eyes so tight, still with a hand on her lips so as not to scream. She knew she would soon feel the blood in her mouth because she was biting her lower lip too hard. Kai continued to give her the best cunnilingus she had ever had. Her legs began to tremble. She felt funny. She was not going to last long before she exploded.

"KAI!"

"Mmmm. Salty!"

"Oh My- KAI."

"Mmmm. Yummy!"

Her eyes rolled back when she reached her climax. An orgasm so lightning that she collapsed on the coffee table. Kai continued to lick her pussy as she continued to come into his mouth. He swallowed everything. His fast suction would eventually drain any life outta anybody. He didn't joke. He was pretty good at that. The climax was so incredible. She let herself be wrapped by it, quickly get carried away by it. Bonnie let herself go to the desperate need of her body, to release all the strain stored. Bonnie moaned again and again. Then felt tired from moaning so much. Her roar of pleasure became a meow of supplication, but Kai did not stop licking her.

"Kai... Please-stop- already," she said, out of breath.

Kai raised his head off her pussy and licked his lips. "Did you say something?"

She turned her head to see him. Kai took her breath away. The embarrassment returned quickly. She understood from what Kai's face looked like that her sex was very wet. Kai's whole face was wet. Shiny and moist. She could see the slickness covering the area around his lips, like a milk mustache. And his blissful smile made it even worse.

"Hey you, did you enjoy? No? Bonnie? Did you enjoy? I ate it, right?

"I want you to disappear right now. Please, disappear."

"What?" He was surprised, and she found him the cutiest. She hated the fact she found him cute. She hated that. Bonnie stood up and tried to keep her balance despite her trembling legs."WOW, slow down. You still have fever."

"Why did you do this?"

"Do what?"

"You know what."

"No, I don't know," he smiled then got up to be right in front of her.

"You- you did- with your tongue- Why did you do this?"

"Because pussy is good." He said it as if it were the most obvious thing on earth. Kai chuckled and tried to kiss her, but Bonnie grimaced in disgust before backing away. "C'mon Bonnie, I deserve a kiss after that."

"Go clean your face first."

"It's your own juice. You should taste it. It tastes salty and yummy."

"Don't come near me! Your face is all moist."

"A kiss, just a kiss!"

"Yurgh!" Bonnie fled to hide in the shower before he succeed to kiss her. Kai did not stop laughing. He did not know if he would one day see Bonnie flee in front of him, yet she had just fled and for a very special reason. It was very funny.

He went to the bathroom down the stairs to wash his face. It's true that his face was a brilliant mess of juice, but it did not bother him at all. Her juice was like food for him. He had managed to make her enjoy it and wanted to applaud himself for this feat.

When Bonnie reappeared from the bathroom, freshly cleansed, Kai was already in bed and had turned off the lights. He was laying on his back and caressed his chest with a smirk on his lips. He was watching her come to bed and laughed at the redness of her face. "Bonnie! You have an erotic look on your face right now. It suits you well," he shouted with enthusiasm.

She plunged under the sheets, wrapped herself and laid at the end of the bed, as far away as possible from him.

"I don't know why, but I'm sure your pussy likes me now. You know what they say. The first impression is not always good. Your pussy did tremble like that when we had sex. But now I'm sure. Your pussy will be more friendly with me and tremble like that the next time we have sex." He giggled while Bonnie put the pillows on her ears so she would not listen to him. "We took a new step, Bonnie. We did it because of my gifted fingers. I'm so proud of myself. You know I ate your pussy. It's something important and most of all, you came all over my splendid face. I mean, You came and I-SLURPPP. "

"PLEEEASE, STOP TALKING."

"And it was overflowing and overflowing and overflowing."

"Okay, Kai. You win. Now let me sleep."

Kai burst into a wild laugh before pulling her into his arms. He threw down all the pillows she used to not listen to him and wrapped his arms around her, putting his head on the pillow just behind hers. His mouth was close to her ear. She felt the hot breath of his inhumanly slow breathing.

"Kai... Get away."

"Nope." He retorted, already knowing that the silent witch did not like this kind of proximity but he was going to do it whether she wished it or not. It was for her good. "Your temperature is still high. Your body is hot and my body is cold. You need me. If your fever don't calm now, you may be even more sick when you wake up. I will take you to the hospital if you fight. " Bonnie did not want to fight even if he was hugging her so tight she couldn't move an each. She was too tired to fight anyway. The sleep called her. It didn't take time before she fall asleep deep in Kai's cold arms. "Nitey-Nite, Bonnie."

"Night... Kai." She responded in her sleep.

Kai woke up when Bonnie began to whisper words in her sleep in the middle of the night. She was moving in her sleep, trying get out of his hug. She looked to be in deep pain and keep uttering things. Kai's senses were on alert. She had a nightmare. A rather bad nightmare of what he could see. She moved her head in all directions. Turning and turning in the sheets. Again and again.

"Bonnie wake up!"

"No... Not my babies... Not my babies... Please... I beg you... Please stop... Please stop."

Kai frowned, "What the heck? Wake up! Wake up!" He shook her to wake her, but she continued to utter the same supplications concerning babies. The chimney gushed into a huge fire. He opened his eyes wide and shook her more violently. "WAKE UP! YOU'RE GOING TO BURN EVERYTHING."

Bonnie woke up with a sweaty face and completely disoriented.

"Bonnie? Calm down. It was just a nightmare. You had a nightmare. Don't be afraid. It's okay now."

"My babies..."

"Your-"

"Don't let him do that. Kai, please- I can't- I can't."

"Bonnie? Look at me. The nightmare is over. You're in reality. Nothing will happen to you. Come back to me..."

She coughed several times and swallowed hard. She was still disoriented. Lost between the horrible images of her nightmare and the present moment. She was so scared that it was a vision of the future. What was going on was horrible. What they were doing to her babies was horrible. She would not be able to bear it if it really happened. Tears began to shine on her eyelashes. It was not the first time she had such a powerful nightmare, but she had never dreamed of babies before. Panicked, Bonnie suddenly felt Kai's arms around her. He drew her into a tight embrace and Bonnie felt reassured and appeased. She put her nose on his shoulder and inhaled deeply his good body smell. His embrace calmed her. She didn't feel desoriented anymore. Because of him, she knew she was in the reality. She needed time to take her breath and breath slowly. Kai didn't talk. He just waited her to calm down.

"Do you want to drink something?"

"I hope it will not happen... I can't stand it. I can't stand these kind of things."

"What did you see? Was it a premonition?"

Bonnie thrust her nails into Kai's skin and shook her head vigorously.

"It doesn't have to be. It doesn't have to be. It doesn't have to be."

"Okay okay, forget about it. It was just a nightmare. Forget about it. Nothing wrong will happen to you."

"Not me... My babies."

Kai pushed Bonnie out of their embrace, "WHAAAT? You're pregnant and you did not tell me?"

"Uh, no. I-"

"How could you not tell me? You wanted to keep this secret for you, didn't you?"

"KAI! KAI! I'm not pregnant."

"You aren't pregnant?"

She chuckled,"I mean I don't know yet."

"So you're pregnant or not. I'm freaking out right now."

"We did it just yesterday. It's too soon to know about it."

"So you're not pregnant?" If she has to name what Kai was doing, she would say he was in the cutiest panic mode she ever seen. He was pretty adorable when he wanted to be.

"No, I mean maybe. I don't know yet, Kai," she laughed, "it does not work that fast."

"Jeez! I just saw all my bloody vampire life scroll in front of my eyes. It was scary. And then I saw myself with two crying babies, and it was scariest. I was already seeing myself buying diapers and filing bottles with some kind of nutritional milk. Jeez! That was scary." He sighed in relief.

"But you know I have to... Get pregnant, right?"

"YOU HAVE TO-WHAT?"

He shouted and then shut up when she began to laugh. Bonnie laughed so loudly than she clutched her stomach. Kai smiled and scratched his head at his own stupidity. Obviously, she had to get pregnant. That was the reason why they were gathered together in the first place. He laughed too. The two laughed like children. Bonnie even patted his right arm as they both laughed. Kai found Bonnie's laughter melodious, and Bonnie found Kai's laughing enthusiastic. After this wild laugh, they both calmed down and looked into each other's eyes.

Kai took her left hand and interlaced their fingers. He swallowed hard, hypnotized by the perfection of her lips.

"I will protect them, our babies, Bonnie. Nobody will make them live what I did. I'm not that monster," he said sincerely.

"I ..." She did not know what to say.

She could not tell him that she plans to give them up to Joshua and the coven. She could not tell him that she was not going to stay here, that she was going to leave after the birth of the babies and never come back for them or him. It was her plan from the beginning. She planned to abandon them to Joshua and go somewhere to try to live her life peacefully away from the coven and Hunter things. She did not want to live this life with Joshua, and she could not bear to stay long with the babies at the risk of not being able to leave them. There was no way that the Coven would let her flee with the future leaders of the clan. They would pursue her and the babies wherever they go. She would eventually die by saving them.

"I... Don't want to die."

Kai giggled, "You will not. You're too strong to die."

What made him think she was so strong? She did not know. He saw her as a power of nature, which was flattering, but why was he thinking that of her? He did not underestimate her as she thought he would but overestimated her. He respected her. He showed her a different face than he showed to other people. He was gentle, pleasant and caring in his own way. Looking deep in his blue eyes, being stroked by his gentle touch, she wondered why... Why he was doing that to her? Then she felt something inside her push her to do something. She wanted to do it. She wanted to kiss him.

Bonnie did it. She kissed him as quickly as possible. A kiss that was as fast as sudden. Kai was so surprised by the speed of the kiss that he would swear that she used some vampire speed to kiss him. After the kiss, she was motionless. She seemed ashamed and didn't want to move at all. He was gentle when he laid a hand on her cheek and traced the magnificent lines of her heart-shaped lips with his thumb. He leaned over to kiss her but stopped on the way.

"Would you..."

She nodded and made the rest of the way to his lips and their lips met.

In the privacy of their room, they shared their first real kiss. Bonnie was afraid of what was going to happen, but she wanted it. She wanted this kiss. There was nothing wrong with kissing. It was just a kiss anyway. Just a kiss, she thought. With this thought, she no longer restrained herself. She let herself go without thinking, cradled in the arms of Kai. The two felt like nothing existed apart from them. They felt strong. They felt like nothing could break that moment. Kai was experiencing her caresses for the first time, and Bonnie was enjoying his kiss for the first time. Her soft hands slid down his arms, his shoulders and his back. Bonnie enjoyed that.

Kai's hands were now under her sweatshirt. Caressing her small tits he liked so much. He liked the chills he created in her. He liked to hear her heart's beats accelerate every time he touched her. He just liked everything they did to each other at that moment. They were lying on the bed, touching each other, embracing each other. Both enjoyed this moment.

Bonnie was convinced that it was nothing. That it was just to thank him for being gentle with her since the first day. Kai had given her so much comfort and affection that Bonnie was lost in her memories and present moment. She felt so at ease that she felt lost in something she burried a long time ago.

One person had managed to make her so comfortable, to put her in such a state of peace that she found herself disarmed and was pleased to be so. She kissed Kai, but she felt so good that she forgot it was Kai. She was no longer in this room. She was no longer with him. She was in someone else's arms, and she felt so good. They were finally together and she was so happy.

"Stefan..." She whispered into the kiss.

"Who?" Kai broke the kiss. Bonnie froze and blinked quickly, nervously swallowing her saliva. "Who is Stefan?" Kai asked very slowly, but in his eyes, she could see he was angry. "Bonnie!?" He grunted. She stepped away from him, "Bonnie!?" She didn't respond and got up quickly from the bed and was about to walk out of the room when Kai vamped after her and grabbed her wrist. "Who is Stefan?" When she kept her silence, he twisted her wrist.

"AAAH, STOP! IT HURTS."

"Who is Stefan?"

"Nobody."

Kai let go of her wrist and she moaned in pain. She tried to leave, but he was blocking the passage,"who is Stefan?"

"Bonnie... Tell me who is Stefan. NOW."

"That doesn't concern you."

"You're testing me, Bonnie Bennett. I swear it'll be bloody soon if you do not answer me."

"I said it's nobody."

"I want to know who is the person you thought of when I had my tongue deep in your throat. Tell me who this guy is. I suggest you to answer me quickly, Bonnie. I will not hold myself accountable if you don't."

"Why do you want to know everything about me? Why are you even bothering to know who is he? What's your plan? Why is this? It's all your fault if I said his name. It's all your fault."

"You aren't answering my question."

"I'm not obliged to."

"Tell me who Stefan is."

"You have no right over me. I will not answer to that."

"IF IT WAS MY BASTARD OF A FATHER, YOU WOULD ANSWER TO HIM. WHY DO YOU NOT ANSWER TO ME?"

"You're nothing to me. I do not have to answer you."

"You're lying."

"I'm not."

"I said you're lying. I will not share you with anyone."

"I'M NOT YOUR DOLL." The fire in the fireplace burned strongly.

"You're not my doll... But you're mine."

"WHAT?" The fire in the fireplace was getting so strong that it ignited the carpet and threatened to burn the furniture. This part of the room was burning but neither cared.

Kai smiled and laughed madly, "You are in the snake trap, Bonnie. The snake will kill you before you cheat on him."

"You're as insane as your father."

"Who is Stefan!?" Bonnie ignored his question and tried to get him away from her path, but he didn't want to let her pass. Then she slapped him on the left cheek. Kai licked his split lip without blinking, "Have you finish your little scene? Because you're not gonna pass before telling me who the fuck Stefan is."

"You're paranoid. Let me pass."

"WHO IS STEFAN?"

"I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU. I DON'T WANT TO TELL ANYONE. LEAVE ME ALONE." She cried with tears in her eyes.

The fire extinguished in a sound of 'voup' that plunged into the dark. Only the sound of Bonnie's crying sounded. The fire of the chimney began to burn gently. The flames crackle, bringing some light into the room.

Bonnie looked up at Kai, and she felt it. The pain. A real pain. She felt a sharp pain in her belly. She kept looking at him in the eyes while he stabbed her with a kitchen knife. The blood stained the sweatshirt of Kai's hoodie she was wearing. The taste of blood invaded her mouth and her nostrils. Her body trembled furiously at the burning pain. She had been through bad things in her life, but nothing prepared her to feel that kind of physical pain. She felt so hurt that she could throw up. Bonnie closed her eyes and took a deep breath to calm down.

"It is cruel to let me hope that I could have your heart when your heart is already taken." Kai pulled out the knife and stabbed her again without any remorse. Bonnie was still in shock as she watched the blade of the knife plunge inside her belly. She cried. The pain was horrible. She didn't feel her legs anymore. She was about to fall when Kai took her by the arms, pulled out the blade off her belly and stabbed her again. Bonnie collapsed on the floor.

Her skin was turning very pale. She was losing a lot of blood. The blood was running down the floor. It took all her strength to take the knife out and remove it from her belly. She spat blood when she succeeded. Her head tapped the ground when she collapsed. Kai crouched beside her.

"Sooo, before you die, who is Stefan?"

"Burn in hell."

"Who is Stefan?"

"Burn-in-hell." She said before closing her eyes.

"I didn't want to kill you Bonnie, but you pissed me off. Throwing my good side in the face like it was nothing. I'm a sociopath. Damn it, don't you think it's difficult for me? I want to hurt you all the time, but I also want to give you all my kindness. Why don't you see all the effort I make for you, Bonnie? Why don't you recognize me? How dare you say another man's name when I'm so kind with you? Uh, Bonnie? WOW! WOW! BONNIE?" She didn't move, and her heart didn't beat anymore. He hurried to bite into his wrist and make her drink his blood. "Bonnie? C'mon, drink it. DRINK IT"

Luke was quietly sleeping in his bed when Kai landed in his room. The vampire was supposed to be as quiet as a shadow, but Kai made so much noises that Luke woke up with a start, wondering where the noise came from. After bliking many times, Luke finally recognize Kai in the dark. The shadow of Kai was in front of the door. He was breathing abnormally quickly and uttering things. Luke hurried to turn on the light.

"What the hell Kai?! It's-" Luke looked at his alarm clock and signed audibly, "it's the middle of the night, Kai. What the hell?"

"She gonna be mad. She gonna be very mad." Kai sat on the bed next to Luke and scratched his head.

Luke sighed audibly again and sat down on the bed like Kai did. Now Luke could see the state in which his brother was. Kai's pyjamas was covered in blood. "What the hell did you do? Who did you kill?!"

"Why do you think I killed someone?"

"Did you look at yourself in a mirror? You're covered in blood. Who is the poor soul you took? Do not tell me you killed someone of the coven again because Joshua will not let this happen a third time."

"Alright. Suppose that I have done something bad to someone, do you think she will forgive me even though what I did was very, very bad and I hurt her very, very badly? Nothing is unforgivable. I mean she can be so rancorous."

"Who are you talking about? Look, I was sleeping. Why are you always disturbing me at night?" Luke complained. He arranged his messy blond hair and rubbed his sleepy face. "Let me sleep. You'll tell me about this tomorrow. Please, Kai, go sleep. You will tell me about it tomorrow, okay?"

"I stabbed Bonnie." Luke froze. Maybe ten or twenty minutes passed and Luke was still frozen. Kai would laugh if it was another situation, but this one was too bad to laugh about.

"You... stabbed Bonnie? Bonnie Bennett?" Kai nodded, "Bonnie Bennett like the wife of Joshua?" Kai nodded, "Bonnie Bennett like the witch who lives here?" Kai nodded, "Bonnie Bennett that you had to knock up." Kai nodded, "Bonnie Bennett... Bonnie- Bennett! You stabbed Bonnie? ARE YOU INSANE?"

"Geez! It took a lot of time for you to assimilate the information."

Luke laughed a little as if Kai had just made a joke but stopped laughing at seeing his serious look, "No... you're kidding, right? It's not possible, right? you can not do that, RIGHT?"

"Do you think she will forgive me? She kissed me. I didn't know why, but I got jealous of this guy. And she kept refusing to answer a single question. She was provoking me. She must know I'm a little crazy. She just had to answer to my question and everything would be fine. We would have continued kissing and maybe I would give her an another head and everything would be perfect. But no. No. In Kai's life there must always be drama. Who is this Steven anyway? I want to kill him."

"Who is Steven?" Luke frowned.

"I don't know, Brittany."

"Okay. First of all, is she alive?"

"She's Joshua's Wife. I'm not suicidal. Of course she's still alive."

"I don't understand what your mouth is throwing to me! You lost me. And stop calling me Brittany. It's embarrassing."

"Okaay."

"What happened to Bonnie Bennett?"

"We were kissing. Our real first kiss. It was romantic. I could hear the pigeons sing."

"Pigeons don't sing."

"Annnnd then she said an another man's name. Annnnd it pissed me off. I asked her who is he, but she didn't want to answer me so uhm I don't know. There was this kitchen knife I used to cut some marshmallows before and my hand just reached for it." Luke signed in annoyance, "I stabbed her, but she didn't die. Fortunately, my blood is tasty. She healed very quickly. After that, I gave her a bath to clean up the blood and put her to bed."

"She's alive then?"

"Yeah, of course. I said I don't kill her."

"But you stabbed her. You don't know that when you stabb someone, the purpose is to kill? Where is your logic? How could you do that? Why?"

"Because of Stefan."

"Stefan? But you said Steven a second ago."

"Is there a difference between Stefan and Steven?"

"Uhm, yeah."

"Have you graduated with an unknown differentiation in spelling names degree? Don't bother me. I'm in trouble. I'm in a bad mood right now. Do you think she will forgive me?"

"Really?" Luke rolled his eyes. He felt like he was very unlucky in life. Like Heaven didn't really like him. In addition to the fact that he even didn't know his own mother because she died giving him birth, he was also Kai's brother and his only confidant. Luke could write an entire library of the foolish adventures of Kai Parker. His brother's perpetual mistakes did not even surprise him. Kai was a fool. "I don't know how you could be any more egocentric than right now. You think she will forgive you?"

"Be honest, what are my chances?"

"In percentage?"

"Yeah."

"ZERO PERCENT."

"Not even ten?"

"ZERO."

"It's Steven's fault. I want to kill him."

"Stefan."

"Geez, Luke! Stop bother me with the ridiculous spelling of this ridiculous name. Do you know who this guy is or what?"

"I know who Stefan is."

Kai's eyes widened, "You know who this guy is?"

"Yeah, pretty well."

"Oh my God! Who is he? Hurry up! Tell me. Is she cheating on me? I mean, on Joshua?"

"I doubt she can sheat on Joshua with Stefan."

"Because of what? Is it the fairy of cheating who is telling you that she can't? Do you still talk with your pink teddy pony?"

"Stefan is a Vampire who had bad tendencies of killing. He's known as the Ripper of Monterey. Because of that, the coven wanted to lock him up, but he disappeared and the coven couldn't find him. Before him, the coven had locked up his mother who had the same killing tendency. She is still in a prison at the current moment. Two years ago, he showed up in our radar and became the ripper again. He killed hundreds of people in a small town in Virginia... Uhm, in Mystic Falls. He could not control his bloodlust. As a punishment for his crimes, the Gemini Coven trapped him in a Prison World like his mother. It's impossible for her to see him. She can't cheat. I mean, not with him."

Kai nodded, "His tendencies of killing are bad?"

"Stefan is a sadist. He is known to rip his victims to pieces when killing them."

"I'm more jealous than ever now. He's even more of a monster than me. I'm jealous. "

"Why would you even be jealous of Stefan Salvatore?"

"Salvatore? It sounds Italian. Geez! Why would Bonnie date an Italian sadist ripper? This is beyond my comprehension. "

"So the reason why you stabbed her is because you thought she was cheating?"

"Yeah, it's a good reason to stabb someone."

"You're a lawyer. You should not say that."

"Sue me."

"She's not even your girlfriend!" Kai made a face. Luke knew this face. Luke made a grimace and sighed. "Please don't tell me you like her."

"Maybe I can buy her some flowers. Every girl likes flowers, right?"

"Please don't tell me you like her. Please."

"What kind of flowers could I buy for her?"

"YOU CAN NOT DO THAT."

"Geez, don't yell! It's the middle of the night."

"She's Joshua's wife! Complete the deal, make her pregnant, and do not stab her again. Do that, and everything will be like nothing happened."

"You said I have zero percent of a chance that she could forgive me. I think you exaggerate a bit."

"YOU STABBED HER."

"I'm gonna buy her flowers. Geez! Do I have to learn the meaning of flowers? Is there a flower type that represents forgiveness?"

"You're asking me if she could forgive you for opening her wounds from the past by talking about her vampire boyfriend trapped in the worst place the Gemini Coven was able to create and then stabbed her, left her empty of blood on the floor until she was about to die before bringing her back to life by giving her your blood to heal the injury you cause to her? After that give her a bath while she was still unconscious like a rag doll and naked in your arms for the purpose of cleaning the blood she lost because of you off her body? "

"She will not forgive me, huh?"

"Duh, NO."

"I think I have jealousy issues."

"No kidding."