I'mmmm back! Sorry about the wait, school is really busy and I have been watching a lot of Attack on Titan lately! But enough of my rambling, let's get to the story!1

"Last time on Total Drama, we conquered our fears, well, some of us did, except Monaco and Connor, who backed out or failed their challenge." Chris starts. "And when the monkeys lost, again, Garret got booted off, leaving the monkeys with four teammates. Who will go next, find out now, on Total Drama Island!"

Title sequence plays

At the spa hotel JJ and Drew are talking.

"Ok, so listen to this, Monaco keeps interrupting every moment between me and Ali!" JJ complains. "Like…"

Flashback

JJ and Ali are eating dinner at the mess hall, and are joking around, and Monaco jumps across they're table, spilling food all over JJ.

JJ and Ali are sitting next to each other at the campfire, staring into each other's eyes, when Monaco scares them from behind.

End of Flashback

"Well, I'm actually not sure what to do, I mean we both have never had a girlfriend, or have come this close!" Drew answers. "Maybe you should find out what's going on!"

"I've tried, but Monaco is impossible! I know it sounds mean, but we should work on getting rid of Monaco! She is crazy and so annoying!" JJ offers.

"I'll think about it, but it's not like me to do that type of stuff" Drew replies.

"Me neither, but I'm sick of her!" JJ finishes.

Bella is chatting with Connor.

"So, listen. I don't exactly trust my team, and I bet you hate yours" Bella started. Connor nodded his head. "Why don't you sabotage your own team so mine wins and I'll take you on a date after the elimination ceremony?" Bella finishes, fluttering her eyes to look sexy. Connor was won over, and agreed.

Confessional (Bella)

"Looks like I got my own little puppet! This should be fun…"

Confessional over (Bella)

Confessional (Connor)

"It seems stupid, but when I can truly and fully show off my etiquitness, she will fall for me completely!"

Confessional over (Connor)

"Time for the challenge losers!" Chris booms using the megaphone.

Everyone gathers at the beach, where there are two long canoes.

"Today's challenge is a regatta around the lake!" Chris announces. "The rules are simple; simply row your boat all the way around the island!" Chris explains. "The catch though, is that you must also grab your opponent's flag from their boat along the way! This will test your teamwork skills, which don't seem that good!" Chris finishes.

Confessional (Mathew)

"Easssy, I can canoe across the Atlantic by myself in one hour! I'll win this easy!"

Confessional over (Mathew)

"Let's go" Michael says to his teammates. "We can't lose this again!"

"Wait" Mathew interrupts. "We need a formation! I'll steer in the back, you guys propel the boat!" Mathew commands.

The Monkeys agree with determination to win, except Connor.

Confessional (Connor)

"Ah Mathew, create a formation, and when your plan "fails" I'll be on a date with the lady of my dreams!"

Confessional over (Connor)

The teams quickly assembled at the lake, eager for victory. "Ok Ali, lets win this!" JJ says.

"What else should I do?" Ali jokes sarcastically. The two share a laugh. Mark glares at them from a distance and walks over to Monaco.

"I thought you were supposed to make it awkward for them to be around each other!?" Mark questioned Monaco.

"Wellllll, you forgot to give me fried carrots this morning, soooo, I can't until you pay me back" Monaco answers, and leaps off into the distance.

"What a weirdo!" Mark mumbles.

Confessional (Mark)

"I don't think with this type of loyalty to our deal, Monaco won't be around longer, but I need some help..."

The teams were now just about ready to race around the island. "On your marks" Chris yells. "Get set…. GO!"

The teams thrust their canoes into the water as hard as they can, and start paddling. Because of Mathew's directions, the monkeys go straight, while the Bass are trying to get control of their canoe. "Come on, all at once!" JJ yells, trying to recordinate the team.

"It's not like were all experts or anything!" Bella yells back.

"Strange, even with Mathew helping I thought the Monkeys would fall behind, and we'd laugh, but this is much funnier!" Chris says pointing at the Bass's hopeless efforts.

The Monkeys are rowing to what will seemingly be their second victory. "Yes, we will win soon, and the spoils go to the victors of course!" Connor cheers.

Confessional (Connor)

"UGGGGHHHHHH, how am I supposed to go out with Bella like this?! I thought we would lose again, what the…"

Confessional over (Connor)

The bass are now about a quarter of the way around the island, while the monkeys are more than half. "Alright, now were rolling!" Mark cheers.

"But what about the Monkey's lead?" Lauren asks.

"I'm sure something will happen to them, something always does!" Bella answers.

Confessional (Bella)

"Why haven't we passed the monkeys yet? RRRRGGG, Connor, do your job NOW!"

Confessional over (Bella)

The Monkeys are on a roll.

Connor takes his paddle, and jabs his paddle into the bottom. It shatters, and the boat begins to sink.

"Ahhhhh, help!" yells Michael.

Mathew looks around for a hole where the water is leaking in, and near Connors seat, he spots a whole too big to be made by water.

Confessional (Mathew)

"Oh lookey here, a hole near Connor"

Confessional over (Mathew)

"Connor, you traitor, why is there a hole under your seat!" Mathew yells.

Everyone looks where Connor is sitting, and Connor says shyly, "Global… Warming?"

Suddenly the Monkeys are fighting amongst themselves, and the bass pull ahead, cheering at their good luck. JJ and Ali hug, and Monaco jumps over to their boat and knocks them apart.

Half an hour later, the Bass cross the finish line. "And the Bass win! Interns, go get the monkeys and bring them back, they have an elimination ceremony to attend tonight!" Chris yells.

At the loser cabins…

"Guys, I think the elimination tonight is obvious, its Connor!" Mathew says. "I told you yesterday he was a traitor, and you didn't believe me, and now look!" Everyone silently agrees, knowing he was right.

At the elimination ceremony…

"You have all casted your votes, and now the person of your choice shall go home!" Chris starts. "If I call your name come and get a marshmallow!"

"Mathew"

"Monaco"

"And Michael"

"Connor, for your disloyalty, you are going home!"

Connor begins to the docks when he sees Bella watching him with Mark. Then she pulls him in and they start making out. Connors eyes widen as he realizes what happened. His attention is changed as he hears whistling that sound a lot like Mary Poppins music. "Mary Poppins!" Connor yells, as he runs out to meet the nanny who was flying down on an umbrella. "I've missed you!"

"You were a bad boy today Connor, betraying your team like that!" Mary Poppins scolds. "You are coming home with me!"

Connor pulls out an umbrella and starts whistling Mary Poppins tunes and him and his nanny fly off into the distance.

"Wellll… That was undeniably strange, but very funny, in a racist way!" Chris says. "But even so, we'll be back for more next time, on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

I LOVED THAT ENDING! I HAVE WAITED ALL SEAAON JUST TO DO THAT ONE ELIMINATION! But I'll be posting more often now, so I'll see you!