Dear Diary
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HItomi's journal entry
Kawaii desu
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Hitomi
I am the hulk
Dear diary
I hear kyosuke got run down by a truck
it was me lol
shhhh okay
idw him to use his hands to touch the violin only anymore
i want him to touch me
if he cant touch me, then violin dun deserve to be touched as well.
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dear diary
sayaka is gay
madoka is gay
hell yes
having gay friends is nice
i can take all the boys and the two of them will just touch boobs
hell yes
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dear diary
madoka is acting suspicious with sayaka
why am i loner
maybe they are talking about my brithday that is like five more montsh away omg i cnat wait
i hope they give my the huge plushie of kyosuke's picture omg i am excited.
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dear diary
i go visit kyosuke
he looks good on bed
omg horny lvl 200
i cryed sia
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dear diary
sayaka and madoka emo today
they go rooftop
i want to secretly go up but teacher say i have to mop the floor
if only i follow then maybe i can film their porn and sell them
then i can have enough to buy kyosuke's face plushie
oh damn sia walao
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dear diayr
kyosuke cum out from hiospital
so excited
i saw him calmly and i act nothing happened between us
sayaka's eyes sparkled
then madoka say her favourite otp is kyosaya
erm as in kyosuke and sayaka, not some other people named kyobaba or kyoko, or kyobooby
i frowned
this is the end.
i ask sayaka to go have tea with me
then i say i like kyosuke
she was acting innocent when i know she go viist kyosuke like so many more times than me
how dare she
she think she biisexual then she can take away madoka and kyosuke from me walao
you want madoka you can take her man idc i wnat kyosuke
sayaka is shit
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dear diary
madoka saved me
actually idk what happened
suddnely i in warehouse with a lot ppl
i hope my virginity is still alive
then... yeah
i SERIOUS DUN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
erm
ermmm
best party ever?
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dear diary
kyosuke is in love with me liek totally
we walk home today by teh river and it was so romantic omg i can imagine us together like this in ten years time omg
i use my 360 degree green eyes to see sayaka peeping
such a loser
she must give up already
oh also btw, now we never talk anymore
but idc
sayaka always talk lame stuff about her hair and her gayness about madoka
so lame
madoka also
all she talks is about cat and that weird newcomer in our class
at least kyosuke can talk about monalisa.
monalisa is my grandmother
omg we have so much in common
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dear diary
idk what i was doing lol
i never appear for like 200 episodes
i think i was going to school, being a nerd and pooped in teh school toilet
madoka and sayaka often skipp school
what a rebel
tsk, they think their hair colour is beuatiful they can become popstar
stupid ppl
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DEar diary
sayaka died
in a hotel
did she skip school to go prostitute
i went to her funeral though
hmmm..
i guess i cryed
actually, i have to cry even if i dun wnat to. if not the police think is i murder her
i wnat to spend the rest of my life with kyosuke ok i cannot be in jail
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Dear diary
i spend a lot of time with kyosukje
he seemd to get over sayaka's death i think
actually idc
sayaka is no more
i am teh winner
madoka emo nemo.
so i yawn
comforting people is not my style. if she wnat to hang out and drink tea, she can call me anytime.
that's how classy i am. tears is just not my thing.
but if kyosuke call me i 24/7 free
no matter what
my body iS ready
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dear diary
today i go school
i realized i dun have friends
like suddenly wth i dun have friends?
what am i doing in my life wth?
why i no friends?
have they suddenly died or smth
i cnat remember
oh yeah sayaka
eh wait what
huh?
why my friends no more?
stop omg i think my head is going to say bye
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dear diary
awww kyosuke is going to concert soon, performing monalisa
sayaka that idiot also wnat go but suddenly she cannot then she skipped school again with mami senior, homura classmate and a red head drug dealer
i rolled my eyes
how could anything be more imprtant than kyosuk's performance.
i think they going cosplay or somth
i saw them in girly uniform before
what a retard
i am so disappointed in you sayaka
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dear diary
i am on teh stage like titanic
such brilliance
kyosuke is handsome like my hair hehehehehhehehehehhehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehe.
i am so proud
i can totally imagine teh future, where kyouke and my son standing beside me and looking up and say "wow my father so handsome."
then suddenly my son turn gay and liek his own father
omg i have to stop watching gay porn and manga
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dear diary
sayaka died, her body is nowhere to be found
i'm a loner now
shit dang it
i hope kyosuke proposed to me soon if not i'm really a loner
A/N: NOT MUCH CHARACTERS LEFT
IT SEEMS I HAVE LEFT HOMURA AND... AND I GUESS NO ONE ELSE
DAMN IT