Midorima was slowly sipping a hot cup of coffee as he looked for the remote to his TV. It was time for the daily Oha Asa broadcast and he did not want to miss it. Midorima was already dressed and all he needed to do now was see his horoscope and find his lucky item then he could make his way to school. Finally finding the remote he switched on the TV and sat down on his couch while he watched Oha Asa's mascot, a panda, give a introduction and start listen the rankings of the signs. In first place with the most luck today was Virgo, damn Aomine, next was Capricorn and third was Scorpio. It wasn't looking good he not in the top three. His grip on his coffee cup tightened the drink long forgotten. Maybe he would be fourth or fifth, he wasn't. The cheerful panda kept announcing the ranks of signs but his hadn't came up yet. Then it did… Midorima almost dropped his cup of coffee when he saw his horoscope. This couldn't be, he was in tenth place. The TV in front of him emitting downcast music as it pictured what it appeared to be a crying chick wearing a crab hat. A cheerful voice came from the screen.

"Sorry Cancers today is not a good day for you. If you hurry today a problem is sure to occur so be calm and focused. Your lucky color today is purple and your lucky item is eggs. Be careful and watch out okay Cancers?" The mascot panda for Oha Asa cheered.

Midorima set down his coffee cup and switched off the TV, pushing up his glasses he walked over to his fridge and grabbed the whole carton of eggs. Holding the carton of eggs he slipped on his shoes at the doorway and exited his home.

All the way to Teiko Middle school Midorima took it painfully slow, he was not going to risk his luck, and he also couldn't break his eggs which he had gotten at a nearby supermarket. When he arrived at school no one spared him a glance they were used to him bringing weird things to school and a carton of eggs was definitely not the worst thing he had brought.

After changing into his school shoes he made his way to the first string gym, they had practice today. Getting dressed in loose basketball shorts and a purple shirt, it was his lucky color after all, he made his way to the gym, eggs still in hand.

"Midorima, your late." Akashi called out to him from the side of the gym. Midorima made his way over to the vice captain of the team.

"I apologize Akashi but Oha Asa said that Cancers should take it slow today and I don't want to ruin my luck, nanodayo." Midorima said while pushing up his glasses. Akashi glared at him.

"I don't mind you bringing weird things to the gym because it doesn't effect your play but if you are late because of your horoscopes then you might be demoted to the second string." Akashi said while crossing his arms over his chest eyeing the carton of eggs in Midorima's hand.

"This will not become a problem Akashi." Midorima said while walking to the bleachers that were set up so he could set his eggs down while he practiced. When he was sure his eggs were safe from harm he left the bleachers to go to the free throw line where a big bin of basketballs were being held. Grabbing an orange ball he spun it in his hand before bouncing it on the ground once. He would only shoot if he was 100 percent certain it would go in, after bouncing it a few more times he caught to ball and brought it above his head, assuming his normal stance to shot a three-pointer. Midorima only felt confident when the ball left his hands so he turned to the bin of basketballs to grab another one, he heard the familiar 'swish' of the net and smirked to himself.

"Ah, Midorima-kun is as accurate as ever." A toneless voice said from behind him. Midorima tensed and almost dropped his ball, he turned around scowling at the boy who dared interrupt his practice. He saw Kuroko who was grabbing a ball from the same bin as him. "Midorima-kun is really good at shooting I'm kind of jealous." Kuroko stated still in his bland tone. Midorima blushed.

"What are you talking about fool, you can't shoot like me thats why your the sixth man." Midorima quickly turned around and made another shot, Kuroko gave a slight smile when he saw the tips of Midorima's that were stained red.

When basketball practice was over the players had gotten redressed in their school uniforms and made their way to class. That was all except the Generation of Miracles who had stayed behind to bicker, a normal occurrence. Midorima would not normally take part in such a thing but he could not find his lucky item and he blamed Aomine, it had nothing to do with he was in first place.

"I didn't take your damn eggs but I wish I had at this point just so I could break them." Aomine said with his arms behind his head an annoyed expression on his face. Midorima scowled but said nothing.

"Ah…" A voice muttered. Four pairs of eyes flew to the direction of the noise.

"Tetsu!"

"Kurokocchi!"

Midorima for the second time today was shocked by Kuroko's presence. Murasakibara who was in the corner, he had finished changing, was eating snacks but his eyes were trained on Kuroko. Akashi had left to go to a student counsel meeting.

"Hello everyone, Midorima-kun those eggs on the bench, they didn't happen to be yours would they?" Kuroko asked quietly almost hesitantly.

"Yes they are, do you have them Kuroko?" Midorima asked relieved that someone mature had found his lucky item and not someone like Aomine or Kise. He stared at Kuroko expectantly waiting for him to give him his eggs.

"Ano, about that…" Kuroko trailed off shifting the slighting fraction, uncomfortable. "I crushed them."

"Of course just hand them over." Midorima said holding out his hand. It only took a second after that for him to process what Kuroko had actually said. "Wait, what? What did you do Kuroko." Midorima hissed through his teeth.

"I was practicing shooting and missed." Kuroko said, while Aomine and Kise had a hard time holding in their laughter.

"You missed."

Kuroko nodded.

"KUROKO!" Midorima then proceeded to chase Kuroko around the locker room yelling about his lucky items.


I wrote this on January the 9th and the lucky item for Cancers was eggs so this fit perfectly, I hope it was funny I tried (not that hard though). If you would like to check out the Oha Asa site here is the link .jp/goodmorning/uranai/

Also I would like to mention something I am working on a pretty big fanfiction project right now, it's for Kuroko no Basuke and it of course is going to be about my child Kuroko. It's going to be a Akakuro but with some GoM/Kuro too because Kuroko deserves all the love.

One last thing today is Kuroko's Birthday, so happy birthday Kuroko, I'm glad I could put something out on his special day. And if you check out my deviantART fuwafuwa-hime you can see I drew something for him as well.