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Blue's A/N: Blue here! Remember the minion that cut Quill's hair? Well he is her official stalker, all of you are just..extras. (Kidding of course) He has her hair, thinks she smells good, and, being a minion, is naturally brainless. AND SOON ALL OF HIS KIND WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD AND LEAVE US ALL TO ROT! And, yes I am on a S-U-G-A-R! Jump into your racing car! Say SUGAR RUSH! SUGAR RUSH! ...I have no idea what I just said... Well, to finish us up a poem.
Quill has a stalker, he follows her around.
Quill has a stalker, he's like a bloodhound
He's here, there, everywhere!
He even has some of her hair!
Quill A/N: You just had to mention the poem, didn't ya? *Evil glares at Blue*
Are you calling my stalkers 'extras'?! DON'T YOU DARE CALL MY STALKERS- I mean, fans- 'EXTRAS'! THEY'RE AWESOME BECAUSE THEY CAN PUT WITH ME BEING A SADISTIC BITCH! Which can be difficult, for I can be very cruel (They can prove it with examples)
And, Blue, lay off the sugar...Seriously.
"DUCK!" Blue shouted, hauling Quill down with her, barely missing a crackling, blue shot of sparking electricity.
"What, was that?" Quill asked bewildered. Three seconds in and she almost died. God, she loved this place.
"What it hooks up to doesn't matter. All you need to know is if you hit it, it makes your hand, leg, arm, whatever go numb for hours," Blue said with a rueful shake of her hand, "but, if your head hits it, you brain swells up and causes your head to burst. Its fricken' awesome!" she said with a dark chuckle.
"Yeah, ignore it if she laughs at weird thing. Dark sense of humor and all," Jack said to Quill.
The experiment room was huge, deadly, and, in Blue's opinion, a work of art. At one point it must have been a hospital white, but now, it was stained with black from explosions, a myriad of different colors from experiments, and some stains that looked suspiciously like blood.
All around minions were walking, running, bleeding, floating, and sitting at control panels pushing random buttons. "I thought you said they were dumber than the elves." Quill asked, gesturing to the minions.
"They are," Blue said simply, preoccupied with a bundle of wires, "Why?"
"Why?! You-you're letting them push buttons and work the machines! Aren't you worried they'll break something or something?" she said with a shocked voice.
"No, not particularly," Blue said absent-mindedly.
"Wh-why?!"
"You know what I think is sorta funny? The fact you are freaking out about this." Quill gaped at her.
"But, if you must know," Blue said with a sigh, and a roll of her eyes, "the machines don't do anything unless I want them too."
"Ignore her," Jack 'helpfully' put in, "She's been working non-stop on something or the other and been neglecting sleep."
"Sleep is boring," Blue said with a dismissive wave, "Anyway, I don't think Quill is interested in my sleep patterns or lack of. Here, you're going to want these. Walking barefoot is dangerous in this place." she said thrusting a pair of boots at Quill.
"Urh, than-" she stopped suddenly as she noticed something. A large metal contained that seemed to be attached to the wall. But that wasn't what caught her eye, on the contained was a sign that clearly stated: WARNING: RAINBOW SHEEP. DO NOT ENTER UNLESS HEAVILY ARMED.
"Are those Rainbow Sheep?!" Quill asked excitedly.
"Um, yeah, but I wouldn't look at them-" Blue trailed off. Quill was running toward it. With a smirk, Blue thought, 'Oh, this should be good.
Quill pressed her face against the window on the door. Her eyes darted everywhere, but she couldn't find something that even resembled a sheep. "Where-" All of a sudden something slammed up against the window with a demented bleat. Falling backwards with a shriek, Quill screamed "Oh my fucking god! What the hell was that?!"
Behind her, being the sweet, caring person she was, Blue replied through laughs, "That…was…a…Rainbow…sheep!"
Cautiously, Quill stood up and looked into the window. The Rainbow sheep was, true to its name, rainbow. It also had its multi-colored wool raised and was repeatedly shooting...spikes at the wall, from its back; all while letting out angry bleats.
"Are you sure that it won't get out?" Quill muttered, her voice coming out in terrified squeaks.
"Ermm…yeah, I think so. All the tests worked out, so…yeah it should hold," replied Blue, finally over her laughing fit.
Quill gave her a wide-eyed look that just screamed, 'You think so?!'
Blue grinned at her expression, which Quill returned with a narrowing of eyes and an evil, nearly deadly, glare.
"HEY! GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM BACK!" cried Jack in the background, shooting blasts of ice at a minion holding a small tub and running for its little, inferior life.
"Hwkh-" screeched a minion, suddenly cut off as it was frozen solid.
"Ignore them." Blue spoke, making them both turn away from the rather hilarious sight, "Anyway, do you want to see the Kraken?"
"Duh!" Quill exclaimed, bouncing on her feet in excitement.
"Lets go then!" Blue cried, grabbing Quill's hand and directing her to the back of the experiment room were an old, crumbling stone wall stood with its large, oak door.
"Here we are, the opening to the Kraken's lair."
She swiped a key card within a slot of the wall, pushing open the door as the locks inside clicked. Almost immediately entering, they were hit by the smell of mildew, underground dirt, and rotting fish.
"Urg, how can you stand that?" Quill questioned through muffles, clamping her nose tight and her face twisting in an expression of disgust.
"You just get used to it I guess," Blue said with a shrug.
Following Blue, Quill was glad she had the boots on. The walls and stoned, twirling steps were covered in moss, slime, and another substance that many hoped wasn't what they thought it was...
Lost in thought she almost crashed into Blue who had stopped suddenly and announced, "Here we are!"
"But there are still more steps," Quill protested.
"Trust me, you'll be able to see more from up here…and stay a lot safer," the last part was said at a whisper, but Quill was still able to hear it. She was torn between running or staying and watching.
She stayed.
"Cover your ears," ordered Blue as she tossed a piece of meat (where did she even get that?) into a pool of water, Quill hadn't noticed before.
It made it halfway towards the pool of water before a horrifying rumbling started. Suddenly something in a blur of green and blue shot into the cavern; a swarm of tentacles thrashing about and flying splashes of water everywhere. The monster within the water let out a horrible shriek, nearly bursting Quill's covered ears. The raw meat was snatched out of the air by a beak-like appendage before sinking back below the waves.
"That, my friend, was the Kraken. Do NOT screw with it." Blue added as the ripples on the water eased, as if a large, terrifying monster never came out of it's deep depths.
Shell-shocked, Quill gave a small nod, still staring at the water.
Stolen sleighs, Kidnapping, ending up in America, hair stealing minions, meeting Blue and the legendary (And also, no longer mythical) Jack Frost, the Rainbow sheep, and now this.
Fangirls can be resistant and tough with their overwhelming emotions.
But this...this was all too much.
Blue's good-natured smile was quickly replaced by a worried frown at the sight of the sickened Quill, "Hey, are you all right? You look a little pale, maybe you should sit down for a bit."
Slowly turning towards her, Quill let out a half crazed laugh. "I'm fine! Why wouldn't I be fine?" Quill asked.
But, before Blue could answer, Quill continued, "It's not like I ended up getting kidnapped by someone who SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST! END UP IN AMERICA, MEET MY FRIEND ON THE INTERNET, ALMOST GET EATEN BY A RAINBOW SHEEP! GET STALKED BY MINIONS, AND NOT TO MENTION SEEING A KRA-!" her screaming was cut off as she fell forward with a groan, eyes fluttering shut.
Lunging forward, Blue caught Quill, her collapsing form slowly placed on the ground. "Whoa! Hey, are you okay? Quill? Quill? Dammit."
Looking up she saw Jack standing where Quill once stood, his staff in 'hitting people on the head' position in his hands. Jack shrugged his shoulders, before explaining after receiving the death glare by Blue. "What? She was freaking out. Was I supposed to let her do? Wake the Kraken?"
"No, but did you have to knock her out?" Blue said with an exasperated sigh.
They were still for a moment, looking at the unconscious figure that laid beside them.
"Well, here we are again," Blue said with a wry grin.
"What do you mean?" asked Jack.
"Dragging an unconscious girl to the guest room," replied Blue, staggering backwards against a wall.
"Well, technically, I did most of the dragging." Jack deadpanned, a smirk across his face.
"You know what I mea- Hey! Watch it! I don't want her to wake up and freak out again!"
"Well, neither do I, but she's heavy!"
"Here we go!" Their commands towards each other began, taking Quill by her arms and feet then lifting her upwards towards the exit of the chamber.
"Lift her feet up."
"Watch her head!"
"There we go!"
They unceremoniously dumped her on the bed. Sitting down on the edge bed, a silence between them before they looked at each other for half a second then burst out laughing.
"Stop it! She's asleep, we don't want to wake her." Blue whispered, seriously, between her own giggles. Slowly but surely, their laughter died down into giggles.
"So, what are you going to do now?" asked Jack.
"Hmm?" Blue paused in her task of untying Quill's boots, "Oh, well, it's almost midnight, so I think I'm gonna hit the sack."
"Really? So soon?" Jack said sarcastically.
"Suddup, I haven't slept for three days!"
"Well, while you sleep, I'm going to be raiding the kitchen." answered Jack, before he began to walk out the room.
Too tired to argue, Blue simply replied, "You do that." Then, to Tiko, "Wake me up when she wakes up, ok?"
"Qijjkle," came the confirmation.
"Good boy," Blue said rubbing her eyes as she drifted away from the room and towards her own nest of blankets and blissful sleep that Blue craved for.
Blue sighed as she thought, 'Lets just hope nothing bad happens.'
Oh, how wrong Blue was.
As the image of the resting, peaceful girls within their beds swirled in the murky water, Sickness was overwhelmed with fury.
His hands clenched into fists and his jaw tightened.
They mocked him! Laughed at him! Even went as far as to add him to their imaginary kill list! The two humans, the two inferior mortals should deserve the suffering and agony Sickness wanted to inflict on them!
And now, they're together! In the same place, at the same time, and were becoming such close friends that it was only a matter of time before trouble formed from the duo, the disastrous events being aimed straight for him.
Sickness disagreed with this, disagreed with what fate was doing to him. He disagreed so much that the anger bubbled within his veins, and fury burned inside his heart.
As the fury burned and increased and overwhelmed, his handsome features twisted and turned him into a hideous creature.
His sandy, blonde hair fell out with only grey strands remaining; his deep, green eyes sunk into a horrifying skeletal face and turned grey and foggy as a storm cloud. His skin stretched tight against his bones, giving him an emancipated look, and became a sickly shade of green. Tattered, jade robes replacing his jeans and green jacket.
The black fog that surrounded him buzzed and whirled around him with a furious rage, its mists thirsting for blood and pain. With a shriek of frustration, he rose and screamed- 'NO!'
The fog halted, cowering away at the outburst. Sickness slumped down in his seat, knowing that ut would be useless to attack now and lose his temper. He knew he must wait, wait for when they're at their weakest.
So he sat, and he schemed, thought and created terrible plans to bring on the terrible pair of irritating teens. And as he calmed down he turned back into his former self, with his sandy blonde hair and eyes of deep emerald.
He chuckled corruptly, an idea forming in his head as he left his seat and paced around his small, dark realm.
'Yes, soon they shall pay. And, as they said they would do to me, I will show no mercy.'
Quill A/N: Yes, Sickness is good-looking. Blame me for that, for I was the one that came up with the idea to make him attractive. Blue was the one that wanted to make him look all evil and scary, so we combined the both.
And, I've made several (Incredibly quick) doodles of this fanfiction, they kinda funny (Well, Blue says their hilarious...but, yeah, she's the one screaming a song about sugar *giggles*) and I might post them on Tumblr or something.
Yeah, anyway, make sure you remember the phrase: Rate and Review!