Confessions I
Contents: Alternative Timeline.
The usual Dobe and Teme were making a small scale of destru— I mean, sparring innocently on the usual training grounds.
An upper kick.
"Teme! What the hell is wrong with you?! Lately I can't fucking find you anywhere! You're avoiding me, am I right you jerk?!"
Gripping the kick and twisting around.
"Stupid dobe! Why would I avoid you around, I wouldn't waste my time doing such petty thing like you say! Go to the fucking hell!"
Makes a kage bunshin that freed Naruto from Sasuke's grip.
"Liar! I know that you're avoiding me! Teuchi-ossan said that whenever I'm coming to his ramen stand you pay the money and suddenly goes away! Don't be such a coward, bastard!"
Eliminated the Kage bunshin and throws some shurikens.
"I'm not a coward you moron! Everything that Teuchi-san said is just a coincidence!"
Evaded the shurikens and makes more clones to attack around.
"And you're busying yourself with more missions than the usual! If this is not evading, what else it would be, you jerk?!"
Kicked a clone and starts making a fire ninjutsu.
"What I'm fucking doing is my own fucking business, usuratonkachi! And why the hell you would know that I'm doing more missions than the usual, moron?!"
Evading the fire ball and making a Rasengan.
"Because I care about you, TEME!"
Making a chidori.
"And why the fuck you would care about me, DOBE?!"
Evading the chidori.
"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, FUCKING ASSHOLE!!"
Pauses.
"…"
Pausing too. Realizes. Rasengan subduing.
"Huh…"
Quirks a black eyebrow.
"Really?"
Turning the head embarrassed while they settled a wrestle with taijutsu.
"Well…huh…"
Aiming a fist on the whiskered cheek.
"Stop stuttering like a retarded girl and answer the question dobe."
Fumes towards the stupid smug graphite eyes while evading the punch. Grips the arm to twist it.
"Go fuck yourself, TEME! I've already said it, I won't repeat it again!"
Jabbing on the elbow to immobilize it and digging a knee on the tan stomach.
"Hn. What kind of confession was that? No refinement, no romantic atmosphere, it's just a half-assed formed words. Fitting, just like the dobe you are."
Glaring at the soon-to-be killed-squashed-decapitated-shredded-slashed-pierced through the stupid Bastard. Aiming a kick.
"You JERK! Whatever and however I will declare my words is none of your fucking business! And why would you care anyways?!"
Dodging the kick, grabbing with both of his hands.
"Because I love you too. Usuratonkachi."
Not wasting the moment, the foot aimed another kick by reflex.
"…"
"…"
"…Really?"
"Yes. So, can you remove your fucking foot from my crotch right now so I can kiss you and screw you senseless?"
"Huh? Ah…oh." Detaching the foot.
"Hn. Dobe, your fat foot is bigger than an elephant's one and you're more graceless than a hippopotamus. Moron."
"Hey! Is this the way to say to the one you love, you bas—MMMMMPH!"
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"(heavy breathing) Hey."
"(also panting) Wha?"
"No more sex in the forest. This fucking grass makes my back sting."
Light jab on the arm. "You had to ruin the mood huh?"
"(quirks eyebrow) We had any kind of mood to start with?"
"(blinks)…Well…"
"Yeah." Returning the elbow jab.