I'm sorry for not actually updating on Easter. I've been really busy, my grandmother recently died and I didn't even know until I came home from a concert with a couple of friends, so I'm really, really sorry.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, Naruto would be in the Akatsuki, Naruto and Sasuke would already be together, and Karin and Sakura dies.

Kia POV

I had snuck out about 30 minutes after everyone in the room had fallen asleep. I climbed out of an invisible door I had installed into my window. "Tenshi, you here?"

The bushes to my left rustled before Tenshi walked out with Team Taka behind her. "Yeah. I brought everyone." She hesitated for a second. "And Karin." I growled. I really didn't like Karin. When I saw Sasuke, I instantly brightened.

"Otouto*! I missed you!" I jumped onto him, as he was at least a head taller than me, when he walked into the clearing. "Why didn't you kill that pedo-snake when I was there?! I wanted to help you kill him! Why, otouto, why?!" By now I was shaking his shoulders as his head went back and forth excessively anime-style. I stared at him as he tried to get his bearings, and dignity, back. I rubbed my cheek on his. "I really did miss you though, otouto."

I got off of him and walked to where Suigetsu and Jugo were. "Hi, I'm Sasuke's sister, Uchiha Rukia. I'm also part cat, so excuse my cat ears and tail. Nice to meet you!" I bowed politely, my tail flicking behind me. Behind me, I could hear Sasuke scoff at my act of politeness.

"Don't let her fool you guys, she's a devil in angel's clothing." he said walking up to me. I laughed and made a mental note to completely ignore Karin as though she never existed.

"Aww. That's not fair now, otouto." I turned to Tenshi, who had walked over to me to give me a hug before patting my head. "Tenshi, you should head back. We're doing a mission in a bit and I want you to go to sleep. I'll fill you in later."

She nodded. "Be careful, Kia. I hope you know what you're doing." As she turned to go back to the base, Karin jumped in front of her and kicked her back. I moved to catch her before she fell onto the floor. I cut my left arm against a sharp rock as I fell down, so there was an unusually large cut on my arm bleeding profusely. Glaring at it, I decided to ignore it for now and helped Tenshi up. "You didn't have to do that, Kia."

I chuckled. "If I didn't, Pein and Konan would've killed me if you'd gotten hurt." I pushed her towards the base again before Karin decided to attack her again. "Now what in the five nations caused you to attack my friend out of nowhere?" I asked, turning to Karin.

She stood there seething. "I've followed that bitch for an entire week, only to meet up with this little spoiled brat that thinks she can get away with anything. You pulled my last nerve touching my Sasuke-kun." I dashed in and kicked her back eight feet before she crashed into a tree.

"No one ever call one of my friends a bitch. And besides, your Sasuke-kun? He. Is. Mine. He is my brother and I care for him immensely." I growled, my cat ears twitching in annoyance. Suddenly, I felt a great power unleashed from inside of me. My chakra spiked up and you could practically taste the killing intent I was giving off. When I suddenly felt Sasuke's hand on my shoulder, I took my left hand to cover my right eye as I calmed down.

In my high chakra state, I could hear Karin mumble something from across the clearing. "Damn bitch, fucking violent as hell. If this is how she was as a child, I wouldn't be surprised if the parents kicked her out of the house or something. Not only is she violent, she's ugly too." My chakra lashed out at her, pinning her down, some of my condensed chakra forming a kunai.

I could feel something shaking me, but I ignored it. Suddenly, Sasuke was in my line of vision, shocking me out of my violent state. I could see his mouth moving, as though saying something, but it took me a bit to understand what he was saying. "...ia. Ki.. Daij..bu? Kia? Kia. Daijoubu*?" I nodded before wincing at the sudden sharp pain in my left arm. He sighed before pulling out bandages and wrapping it up.

"Arigatou*, otouto." I sighed before leaning on him for support. "You know, you've gotten taller since the last time I saw you."

Sasuke POV

I chuckled before catching Kia Nee-san bridal style before she fell onto the floor. "And you've gotten crazier." I shook my head when I realized that she had fallen asleep.

"Sasuke-kun! Why did you save her?! She could be an enemy ninja using a jutsu on you to think that she's your sister!" Karin screeched.

"This is my sister that went missing a year before I was born, Karin." I growled. "She is everything that I ever wanted in a sister, a female friend, and the same characteristics if I was looking for a girlfriend." I looked down at Kia wistfully as I thought of my perfect woman of my dreams. "And if anything happens to her, I would go to the ends of the world just for her." Suigetsu and Jugo were shocked. This is the most I had ever spoken in front of them.

Suigetsu chuckled. "So what you're saying, is that Rukia-san is a mischievous, crazy, and unpredictable person?" I simply nodded and headed towards the Akatsuki base. When we got there, I told Jugo to hold her for a second as I performed the hand seals to open the door of the base.

When I got there, I was hounded by a girl that looked like Kia Nee-san but with black hair. "S-Sasuke?" I looked at her coolly and replied with a "Hn." She simply looked around me and gasped when she saw nee-san. "Kia!" Before I could do anything, she dashed in to take a medical check on Kia.

"She's fine. She's just a bit tired." Gently taking Kia from Jugo, she lead the way down a hall to our rooms, efficiently being able to ignore Karin and her loud bickering of "Well, where am I going to sleep?!" After the girl had put nee-san in a room, she finally had enough of Karin. Spinning around in the middle of the hall, I caught a glimpse of Sharingan in the dark.

"I have had enough of you. Considering the state that Kia was in, she probably got into a spat with you. I would recommend that you either find a place to stay by the time tomorrow is over, or else there's going to be Karin meat as dinner tomorrow night."

Karin just scoffed. "I don't know what is up with you people. That bitch is a bitch. There's no doubt about it. She's just using a jutsu for everyone to like her. Her parents probably kicked her out because she was such an ugly and annoying bitch." Out of nowhere, a hand slapped Karin. I focused my attention on a girl with short red hair and brown eyes.

"You have no idea what Kia went through every day just to live through an hour. She was tortured and beaten to almost death all day." she spat at Karin.

The other girl spoke up. "Sanaa? Is everyone else up?" Sanaa nodded. Everyone, including Kia who just walked out of the room yawning, walked up to us.

Kia walked up to me to give me a peck on the cheek before introducing everyone. I could practically feel Karin seething because my sister had kissed my cheek. "Otouto, these are my friends and cousin. This is Sanaa and Diana." The red head with a red headband and light brown eyes from before stepped up along with a blonde haired blue eyed girl with her hair tied back really high with a black bow. "Jenny and Kirisa." The look-like twin of Rukia and a girl with long wavy blue hair and doe brown eyes stepped up as well. "Tenshi and Ouron." A girl with dark orange hair and amber eyes stepped up as a hesitant boy with short jet black hair and yellow eyes stepped up behind her.

Suigetsu suddenly shouted something. "Hey! Isn't Ouron Orochimaru's son? He disappeared as soon as his father was killed."

Ouron scoffed. "I never really did like my dad anyways. Besides, I was there on a mission from Kia-chan."

Nee-chan continued as though he hadn't said anything. "Anyways, Jenny has probably showed you your rooms by now. Karin, as much as I hate you, I do have a room for you. Go down the hall and take a right and the fifth room on the left is yours."

I just replied with a "Hn." knowing perfectly well that Kia understood what I meant. She just rolled her eyes and laughed lightly. "Love you too, otouto."

Jenny POV

As soon as they turned the corner, Diana spoke up. "Hey Kia, isn't the room that you gave Karin the room that Hidan's sacrifices are in?" The feral grin on her face was the only reply that she needed.

"Okay then," Kia started to say. "I just sent a kage bunshin to get the supplies I just bought and it'll be here right...now." I turned to the opposite end of the hall where the living room connected to the hall full of rooms as Kia's bushin came down with a huge box.

Tenshi ran and opened it as soon as it touched the floor. When it was opened, she stared at it, before staring at Kia, before staring at the box, and bursting out laughing. "Y-You're so crazy! W-We're going to die!" She backed up and let the rest of us see what was in the box.

Bunny suits. I blinked a couple times to make sure Kia was being serious. Ouron and Kiri burst out laughing. I slowly let a smirk drift across my page. "Let's get started. Sanaa, Diana, Kiri, and Ouron. You guys are doing Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori, Deidara, and Kisame. Tenshi, you're going with me and Kia for everyone else."

Tenshi grinned. "Deal. Here are some sealing scrolls, you guys. Just seal all their clothes in there. They have names on them, so you don't forget who's is who's."

We ran off to Zetsu's room first. All of a sudden, I stopped, realizing something. "Kia, how is Zetsu going to wear this even?" She chuckled.

"That man has a fucking hot body under that plant, if you ignore the color split. We'll just leave two suits, one for Kuro and one for Shiro. Black and White. Literally. It's their choice if they want to split." Kia had a crazy look on her face.

Tenshi continued on. "So you're saying, that you've seen Zetsu naked?!"

"Not exactly. He was just shirtless. He thought that no one else was in the base, and I used that as a small blackmail."

We rolled our eyes. "You're crazy."

Kia made a mock bow. "Thank you very much." Getting to Zetsu's door, she hesitated. "You guys might want to stay here while I do his room. It's not exactly the easiest thing to get used to..." She slipped in before we could even say anything.

"Dang his room is creepy..." she said as she snuck out of his room shivering. "I don't want to go in there if I don't have to anymore..."

I looked at her hesitantly. "Do...Do I even want to know?"

Kia shook her head quickly. "No. No. You-You don't even want to-We should go. Off to itoko's room!"

We sped off to Madara's room. "I'll do this one."

"Are you sure Jenni?" Tenshi looked at me uneasily. "You know what might happen right?"

Kia burst out laughing. "You guys are silly. There's no way that itoko could kill his own sister. After all, back with the First Ninja War..." She slowed down as we got to his door. "Anyways, don't worry about it, Jenni. He's not going to kill you or anything."

Tenshi POV

Madara was probably a really hard topic for Kia, so Jenni and I decided to not bring it up anymore. "Alright, after this, all that's left are my parents." We nodded. "Jenni, here's the scroll for Madara. Don't forget anything."

"Wait. They don't sleep in their cloaks right? What if that happens? And what about the clothes they wear to sleep?" Jenni asked uncertainly.

"Chill. Okay, here's how itoko works. His closet is directly next to the door, so when you walk in, just turn to your left and that's the closet. If it looks like something else, it's still his closet. Before you go, make sure to grab the extra pair of clothes under his desk." Kia informed us.

Nodding, she went in. A couple minutes later, Jenni quickly rushed out the door, trying not to laugh. "He-he sleeps with a-a teddy bear! And wears froggy pants!" She fell to the floor clutching her sides, laughing.

Kia smirked. "So you finally saw it..."

I gawked at Kia. "You purposefully got us to go to them..." She grinned evily.

"Off to Leader-sama's room then." she said cheerfully skipping off. "Oh, just don't let Nagato see you~!"

When I stepped into my parents room, I had expected a really dull room with a couple of bright things that my mom would have added in. Instead, I saw a room with dark blue walls and a simple magenta king size bed that they were sleeping on. There was a shelf full of books and there was a desk filled with paperwork in a corner near a window too.

Sneaking to the closet, I quickly got all of Father's clothes first and was just about to start on Mother's when I heard her voice.

"Tenshi? What are you doing?" Her sleepy voice rang out in the silent room. She saw me with the scroll label "Pein" and "Konan" and looked at me suspiciously. "You're not, by any chance, doing a prank with Kia are you?" I giggled nervously. She groaned. "What's it this time?"

I showed her the bunny suits and she cracked a smile, saying to hurry up. I had a feeling that she was going to enjoy it as much as the rest of us.

The Next Morning

"RUKIA AI SERENA UCHIHA!" I could hear Father's voice from the other side of the base.

"OI! LITTLE UCHIHA BITCH! WHERE ARE MY FUCKING CLOTHES?!" Hidan yelled.

"SOMEWHERE THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE~!" she yelled right back.

"...WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY, YOU LITTLE BITCH?!"

"KIA! WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!" Zetsu yelled.

"LIKE I TOLD HIDAN, THEY'RE SOMEWHERE THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE! IT'S EITHER WEAR THE BUNNY SUITS OR WEAR WHAT YOU WORE TO SLEEP! AND I KNOW FOR A FACT WHAT YOU GUYS WEAR TO SLEEP ISN'T EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING YOU WEAR IN PUBLIC!"

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