Me in black ops zombies
Guess what everyone! I'm not dead! Yet, anyway. I apologize again for the long wait, but I don't really write anything with this style anymore, and I'm afraid if I try to change it, it will loose most of its humor. ON WITH THE STORY!
Little blue fairy thing: Hey! Look Listen!
Creepy imp with orange hand-hair: Oh GOD navi! SHUT THE HELL UP!
Green outfitted elf (that looks like robin hood): HYAAAAT!
Me: Short introduction, Navi, most annoying fairy on the planet. Link, super epic hero that's saved hyrule from definite destruction on multiple occasions but always seems to forget about it and loose all his things at the start of each adventure. Midna, all powerful imp that is also princess of the twilight realm.
Navi: HEY!
Nicolai: Already don't like fairy-thing. I kill it now?
Midna: Sure. Help yourself.
Nicolai: (begins shooting navi full of holes)
Me: Yay! He wicked fairy of the forest is dead!
Link: hup.
Dempsy: Does he have some sort of mental problem?
Me: No, Nintendo just never made him talk.
Richtolfkin: So, what have my pretty little creations infected this time?
Midna: Oh, you mean the zombies? All kinds of shit. Of course, everythings alive in this godess-damned land.
Cjc: Or, at least, undead.
Me: HE LIVES!
Richtolfkin: (shoots cjc in the head)
Me: Or not.
Dempsy: What did you do that for?
Richtolfkin: Cause I felt like it.
Midna: Don't let me get on your bad side.
Richtolfkin: Oh no, I liked this guy.
Midna: Now, what the hell kind of contraptions are those?
Me: They're called guns. Very effective against zombies.
Midna: Got any extras?
Me: See those chalk outlines? Just go up to one and you can buy one with points. Gain points by killing zombies.
Midna: Okay.
Link: hyaap?
Autor: (appears) Link, I'm sorry. But the votes are back, and because you have such a...limited vocabulary, you are no longer allowed to speak. (vanishes)
Link: (hangs his head)
Midna: Yay! The two most annoying things in my life are gone!
Link: (opens his mouth but no sound comes out.)
Me: ZOMBIES! KILL THEM ALL! Um, AGAIN!
Nicolai: I like funny imp thing.
Midna: Shaddup and kill some zombitches. (completely pwns with her hand-hair)
Dempsy: Damn, girl! Who does your hair?
Link: (wordlessly tries to figure out how to work the Olympia and shoots himself in the face)
Me: Screw him. He's pretty damn useless anyway.
Samanth: BOSS TIME!
Me: Ooh! I wonder who it is! Wait, where'd cjc go?
Richtolfkin: I shot him, remember?
Me: Oh yeah.
Nicolai: What is giant ogre thing?
Midna: That would be gannondorf. He's a fucking bigass powerful god-demon-thing.
Me: Yep. And this, is my BASS CANNON! (shoots gannondorf with powerpunched thundergun)
Gannondorf: I didn't even get to meet my damn opponents!
Me: Oops. Sorry.
Gannondorf: (disintegrates)
Me: Well, that was easy. Samantha, lemmie save you some time. I'll take the only living one. Midna.
Samantha: That was your only option anyway.
Nicolai: See you all soon!
(Portal sucks us in and spits us out)
Me: Where are we now?
Really, where are they now? I need help! I need some idea of where to send them next! Sorry for the short chapter, but I'm not as into this story as much as I am some others I'm writhing. See you all sometime soon.