Chapter 6, What I wrote with writer's block.
Yes, I know I can't write with writers block, so please excuse the bad quality. This is to compensate for not updating for awhile. I've been busy with school and stuff. Don't expect more for awhile.
Dislaimer: I don't own anything remotely famos. (Yet.)
Youko's P.O.V:
The grounds had everything a ninja could want. Training dummies, weapons racks, whole simulative villages to wipe out, and I was in paradise. Of course, I have never had the need to wipe out a village before, but you can always learn. I got started on the training dummies, and five minutes later, the dummy had given me many injuries, and it was untouched. If you're wondering how this is possible, I believe that you'll have to get your explanation elsewhere. Back to the story. The training dummy, although fierce, was vanquished with force and determination! Okay, so I guess flamethrowers aren't either of those, but that thing HATED me! I bet that it was going to murder me in my sleep. Anyways, after the dummy was finished, I set on another with a katana of the finest kind, and it split like butter. I was getting the knack of it! Soon, I had wiped out a village of unsuspecting training dummies, getting praise from all of the voices in my head. Except from Phil. He's a spoilsport. But enough about Phil. When I was through with those dummies, it was time to pack up. All of the other Akatsuki members had left, leaving me to fend on my own with those hostile training dummies. But, since I survived, I felt like rewarding myself to dinner.
After annoying everyone by humming 'Don't Stop Believing' for 57/675 of dinner, everyone pretty much got sick of me and left. I had a peaceful dinner mostly alone. 'Sori-Danna plugged his ears, Zetsu didn't care, and Tobi was singing right along with me. Although, his lyrics had a lot to do with candy and chickens. My dinner was consisted of bread, carrots, a banana, and about 7 bowls of cereal. What? I just so happen to like cereal. At least I didn't eat Zetsu's cereal; Meaty People Flakies. I tried one flake, but it tasted like gym socks dipped in rancid butter, then fried. Actually, that's starting to sound good…..anyway, after a hearty dinner, I went to the living room to watch soap operas with the rest of the so-called S-class criminal Nins. I myself prefer a good movie where everyone, plus about a bazillion random extras, die. Like when there's a zombie pandemic, or end of the world scenarios, or even boring bombs. So I just sat as the opening credits rolled……
The Wizard of Narutoland.
The camera pans in on a small, blond boy, with weirdo whiskers on his face. He is sitting on a tree stump while older ninjas whisper behind his back.
"Does that kid have fricking whiskers on his face?" The silence is ruptured, and the air is filled with annoying whispering that a weird fox kid wouldn't be able to think over. As the boy gets up and walks back to his house, he mutters,
"Kids these days." With that, he walks back into his apartment, which seems to be overflowing with Sakura and Sasuke plushies. Wait, WHAT?
"I'm doing this for my friend, who apparently REALLY LIKES YAOI COUPLES! HAPPY? Sorry, honorable narrator, it isn't your fault that people like yaoi." That's what I thought. But seriously, that many plushies is weird. So, anyway, as the fox kid goes to sleep that night, he wishes that he was in a place where people wouldn't make fun of him. But he should be careful what he wishes for…..
That night, Naruto feels a slight vibration while going to sleep.
"It was a good idea to buy that massage bed. Wait, I didn't buy a massage bed!" When the dork looked out the window, his apartment was being carried through the air by a tornado! And Sasuke was riding past on a moped, so as to not get sued! Naruto rushed to the corner and huddled up in a ball, so as to not get hid by flying debris. When he opened his eyes again, everything was still. He rushed to the door and flung it open to find a whole new landscape. The grass was green, the people were short, and worst of all, there were no ramen shops! One of the little people rushed up to him.
"You killed the wicked witch of writers block!" she screamed, pointing to a figure under the house. It was wearing rainbow, yoga pants, and an oversized t-shirt that looked to say 'I'm Sorry' on it. After a monotonous song and dance routine, the boy is set off to find the purple brick highway. Along the way, he meets the Cowardly Kakashi, who, after losing his Icha-Icha book had a complete mental breakdown. Five minutes later, he meets The Tin Gaara, who needs to get a new 'love' tattoo. Next, he meets Rock Scarecrow Lee, who needs a brain. They all decide to go see the Wizard of Narutoland, so the plot can go on.
After many filler conversations and a flying shadow clone or two, the crew meets the wizard, who turns out to be Jiraiya. He tells them to go fetch him the cloak of the other witch, or should I say witches. This proceeds to pan out to a picture of the Akatsuki in dresses and pointy witch hats under their normal cloaks.
I actually burst out laughing when I saw this picture, and I heard Dei-kun whisper, "That was an extremely embarrassing Halloween party."
The gang sets out to get those cloaks, when Naruto is captured by the Akatsuki. Pein chuckles,
"I got you, my ugly, and your little Kyubi, too!" After an intense fighting scene, Pein-Sama melts, and the Akatsuki is free of his control.
"Thanks, Kyubi brat." And after those chilling parting words, Naruto sets after the wizard.
"HOW IN THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HOME!"
"You have to wait until after my rant. Anyway, I'm not a real wizard and blah blah blah. You get home by clicking your shoes together. Bye."
And so Naruto goes home to his plushies, mentally scarred. THE END.
That had been the best movie I had ever seen.
"LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!" I said.
"NO!" was the all over reply. With the only variations containing 'un' and various swearwords. And so I set off to bed. Tomorrow was going to be a long day, by the looks of it.
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