Chapter 6: Sharp, Pointy, Objects!

I thought it was genius, but sadly horse-dude did not. What am I talking about? Well, I'm talking about our stunning, amazing, wonderful new weapons!

Okay, so they were also a bit insane, but they were cool nonetheless. I had a bow staff with a long grip and spiky things on the rest of it so I could just swing it around senselessly and cause much destruction. The spikes could draw into the staff, so I could practice without "accidentally" skewering someone. Rose had a simple slingshot, which she insisted was cooler than it really was. I made her some spiky ammunition, though. She also insisted that she had to have a small weapon to carry around in that backpack of hers. So the other various weapons stayed in the "garage" of Cabin 314.

What Chiron didn't know, was that we made some specialized daggers made to stay in places in our clothing that we could easily access. (A/N: like our sleeves and boots guys! get your mind out of the gutter!)We, being the most moronic people at camp, decided to test them out. Basically we flung them at each other while cackling madly. Which is perfectly sane to us, mind you. If it wasn't, we'd still be doing it though. We're just crazy like that sometimes (read: all the time)!

"I'm bored," I said, throwing a tennis ball at Rose's face. All she did was grunt in what seemed to be agreement, and bat away the ball. It sounded like this: *Phuup* *Smack* *Phuup* "Oww! Die!" *Phweee!* "Holy Mother of-!" (A/N Just if you didn't get it, The Phuup's were me tossing the tennis ball, the smacks were her batting the ball away, the Oww! Die was Rose getting hit, the phwee was her chucking it back at me very fast and the Holy mother of-! was me running away from the ball. Just so you know.)

And that's when Chiron came in, so I shut up pretty fast. Rose on the other hand didn't see him and accidentally hit him smack-dab in the middle of his forehead. And then he fell unconscious as a result of our sheer awesomeness. Reality: He glared at us.

Also how we ended up in "time-out" a couple of hours later.

"I'm thirsty," I whined.

"It's not Thursday, Sara." Rose replied grumpily. She'd forgotten her water-bottle full of chocolate milk.

"I said 'I'm thirsty', not 'Thursday'." I responded, just as grumpy as Rose was.

"You're such a pain in the butt." Rose said, still annoyed.

"I'm not a penguin." I mumbled.

"I never said penguin, I said pain in the butt." Rose grinned. I swear, she's bipolar.

A couple of minutes later, Chiron came in, ready to start our lessons on Ancient Greek or some other crap. Rose and I were ready too, but ready to make these lessons as difficult as possible.

"Vous sentez commele boef et le fromage."
"Cago en tuleche."
"Fa Gool."
"Kuso taberu na."

Chiron glared. He seemed to do that a lot. " That isn't Ancient Greek!" He yelled. I smirked, "Obviously it isn't. It's French, Spanish, French, and Japanese." I thought (for the first time ever before speaking!) for a bit, then remarked, " I know more Japanese anyway. Can't I just be a ninja instead? Holy crap on a cracker, thats actually a good idea!"

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"Ninja Outfits?"
"Check."
"Completely unsuspicious civilian attire?"
"Check."
"Loads of Weapons?"
"Check."
"Chocolate Milk?"
"Yep. 99 bottles of the stuff. We could sing 99 bottles of chocolate milk if we want as we drink if you want."
"Idea approved."

We happily skipped out, clad i said unsuspicious civilian attire. We didn't bother to tell anyone that we were going on a quest or anything, because technically, this wasn't a quest. It really was only an... outing of sorts. I know we'll be in big trouble later, but where's the fun in abiding the rules and staying safe? Also, we're ninjas, so it doesn't really matter to us about demigod rules. Yippee!

It was actually kind of odd how no one noticed that we were skipping out of the grounds carrying weapons. Dimwits.

A/N:
Guest, whomever you are, I am proud that we can make you laugh yourself to death. I also appreciated the fact that you actually took the time to review.

The things in French, Japanese, and Spanish are:

You smell like beef and cheese,
I s*** in your milk,
something I forgot (note, this does not mean something I forgot, I just forgot what it meant),
and Eat f***ing s***.

By the way, if you have a request for any fanfiction of Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Fullmetal Alchemist, Song of the Lioness, or possibly Maximum Ride (any pairing, yaoi, yuri, het) tell me. I'll still work on this, I just will have other things too.