Retard Reid

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(Tyler's POV)

"You're welcome by the way, that will be $500 for my services please."

"What the hell are you talking about Reid?"

"My fixing you up with baby girl of course."

"Oh please! You know she said you would do something like this."

"Oh really? Little miss baby girl thinks she has me pegged does she?"

"Dude I think everyone does." Tyler laughed and Reid huffed out and exasperated breath. Reid then said "I give up no one respects the opinion of Reid the Sex Guru."

"Shut up Reid, don't you have a class now or something?"

"Yea but its just Science, its not like I'm going to miss anything special"

"Yea you are…Arobella is in that class with you. You could be a good friend and find out if she's thinking of me" Tyler laughed and Reid said "Geez not even together a day and she has you whipped already. But any who I'll check ya later I don't wanna be late for class ya know." Tyler laughed and hoped that Arobella wasn't too hard on him.

(Arobella POV)

As I sat in my Science class I remembered that Reid was going to be in this class with me and I knew he was going to bug me once he got here I so I might as well save him a seat. Besides I wanted to ask him questions about Tyler. Who knows more then his best friend right?

Reid walked into class scanning the room for me and the second he spotted me he swaggered over and said "Hey baby girl. This seat taken?"

"I was actually saving it for you"

"You were? Aw don't tell me that you're going sweet on me now! Tyler might not live through that"

I laughed at his weird sense of humor and replied "Nah he doesn't have to worry. I was saving it because I knew that you would bug me the minute you came in and besides I want to know some stuff about Tyler that only his best friend would know."

"Well shit, I hate when he's right."

"Right about what?"

"Nothing…. Now what would you like to know about baby boy for I am the encyclopedia of Tyler"

"Heh heh you're retarded you know that? Anyway he already told me some stuff about you guys, so how about his family? Does he have any siblings?"

"Nope we're all only kids and I can't tell you how happy I am that I don't have to compete with another Garwin for the ladies."

"Okay what is his favorite food?"

"That would be pepperoni and sausage pizza"

"Not bad I'm fond of that one too. What about his dessert?"

"Ugh he has a thing for Cheese cake."

"What's wrong with cheese cake? It tastes good."

"Oh gees not you too!! I had high hopes for you. Tsk tsk. Cheese cake looks like you're eating a pie full of jizz with butt crumbs"

I laughed so hard and told him that he really was retarded and that only he could think of something like that and he responded by saying "Aw thank you I feel so warm inside now" That only got me to laugh even more and I decided that Reid was now off my weird annoying guy list and onto my makes me laugh to the point where I almost pee my pants list. Before I could ask anything else of him the teacher walked in and Reid decided that drawing on his note book was more important that listening.

"Okay children welcome to another year of school. Hopefully you all will remember something besides the fact that your text book weighs 5 pounds." The class laughed a little and he continued talking… "Okay for this year you will all be assigned a partner to work with and you both will be responsible of helping the other pass this term. Now listen up for you partners name…." I zoned out for a little and looked over to see what Reid was drawing and it was a picture of Tyler and me worshiping some weird looking guy that had blinking lights above him saying that he was Sex Guru Garwin. I laughed a little and he noticed that I was looking at his drawing and said "He doesn't believe that I hooked you two up but the universe knows"

"Miss Arobella Ronan huh new name, who is Arobella?"

"I am sir" I raised my hand and people turned to look at me and there were those whispers again. "Okay well welcome to Spencer's, you're partner will be… Reid Garwin. Ah I see you two already know each other good. Pay attention to this one Miss Ronan he likes to play around in class."

"Oh don't worry sir I'll make sure he gets his work done."

"You will?" said Reid

"You bet your sweet ass! I don't want to flunk this class."

Reid sighed and said with a chuckle "Gees no love for Reid at all and after I went out of my way to hook you up with Tyler"

"Oh brother"

After that class went by pretty fast and Reid took me to go look for his friends and on the way showed me where some of the schools offices, lunch room, and gym were located. We found everyone sitting by the steps of the school and when Tyler saw me and I saw him it was like getting hit by lightning. Wow I still can't believe we're a couple. Tyler walked over to me and kissed me on the cheek before asking how class was with Reid.

"It was fine. He's my partner for the term and we have to work as a team to pass the class but other then that it was ok. I learned that you like cheese cake and pepperoni and sausage pizza"

"You asked about me?"

I blushed and said "Well yea a little. I figured I might as well learn something from your best friend."

He just smiled at me and gave me another kiss on the cheek when Reid interrupted saying "Good God I cant leave you two alone for one second before you have to start kissing each other like that?"

"Shut up Reid you just jealous cause you can't kiss someone as cute as Tyler" I laughed at his disgusted expression while everyone laughed. Tyler took me by the hand and said that he'd see everyone else later and off we went to talk where Reid wasn't there to make jokes or interrupt.

"So fun day huh?"

"Yea no kidding I don't think I've had this much attention since I was born and the docs were all looking up my moms vah jay jay"

We both laughed and Tyler linked his fingers with mine. "So Arobella tell me, when is you birthday?"

"August 25th. Yours?"

"November 1st. what do you like to do for fun?"

"I read a lot of romance novels he he and Harry Potter"

"You know Reid hates Potter."

"Really? I wonder why… probably because he can't be him hehehe" That only got him to laugh even more and at that point I didn't care what the inside joke was as long as he kept laughing like that. His face just lit up when he laughed and it was so deep and peaceful that I was acting like one of those love sick girls on the anime cartoons. I probably had little hearts coming out of my eyes.

"What kind of movies do you like?"

"I like Fantasy, sappy comedy romances and Zombie movies"

"I was going to say aww that you're a girly girl but then you said zombie movies. And you have been redeemed in my eyes."

"Well ok hehe glad to know. I take it you like zombie movies too?"

"Hell yes! Did you see 28 weeks later? I was on the edge of my seat the whole movie."

"No kidding I loved that movie and I wanted to beat the crap out of that girl at the end"

"Me too, I actually was scared during the scene where the father got in the closed in area where all the people where at. I was surprised no one followed that kid up there."

"You know what?"

"What?"

"If you want you can come over my place over the weekend and see movies with me. I have practically every zombie movie ever. I'll even make cup cakes and stuff."

"Sure I'd love that. It makes it easier for me to bug ya all weekend."

"You wouldn't be bugging me at all trust me." There goes that dorky smile of mine again.

"Great! So I'll pick you up and take you home on Friday if you want. Unless you want to drive in on Saturday?"

"No Friday is ok for me."

"Eager to spend more time with me huh?"

I blushed all shades of red and Tyler laughed saying he was only joking. We decided to head back to the dorms that way I could meet my roommate who wasn't there this morning and we could get started on some of the reading we had to do for class. Once outside my door Tyler leaned in and gave me the softest kiss on the lips that just made me feel all mushy and girly. As he pulled away I couldn't help but grab on to his jacket and pull him back for another taste and he was more then happy to oblige me. We stayed kissing for close to ten minutes before someone coughed and poked Tyler in the back.

"I'm sorry but I need to get into my room and you're kinda blocking it/"

I looked over his shoulder turning red and saw a girl who was looking at everything but us.

"Oh I'm sorry. You must be my roommate."

(A/N: yea I know not all that fun and kinda a filler in my opinion but I hoped u guys liked it and thanks soo much for all your reviews I love it and don't forget to review this one too please!!! )