Shaman King Crazy Side Stories Chapter 6: I'll meet Yoh at Burger King, a shaman king fanfic

Note: Finally, I'm done! This is the last fic about the Yoh at the mall Series so enjoy!
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Part Six of the Shaman King Crazy Side Stories

"I'll meet Yoh at Burger King"

Summary: Hao has become a 5-star employee at Burger King for his excellent work! Silva has a secret obsession with CUTE STUFFED ANIMALS! Lyserg pissed Ren off while looking for a new Sherlock Holmes book! And most especially, everyone's about to clash when they find out that they all decided to go to a certain place… Read the last part of the Yoh at the Mall series to find out what chaos (ala Abie05) would happen next! R&R!

In the mall (Yoh)

Yoh: Oh, well… With all the crazy things that happened today, I shouldn't be bugged by anything anymore!

(Anna comes out of a shop… with a clothes in a bunch of bags)

Anna: YOH! Carry all this for me now.

Yoh: The things a boy would do for his fiancée…

Anna: Excuse me, were you saying something?

(Anna makes angry face at Yoh)

Yoh: Oh! Nothing! Nothing at all! I'll go carry these things now.

(Anna spots a clock in a shop… and it said 1:00)

Anna: Okay! It's time for lunch!

(Anna walks away, totally ignoring Yoh)

Yoh: First you use my money and now you make me carry these extremely heavy bags full of clothing… -sigh-

At Burger King

(Silva sits on a seat along with a bag full of cute stuffed toys)

Silva: Ah! Finally, some peace…

(A familiar person wearing a Burger King hat goes to Silva)

Hao: May I take your order, Silva?

Silva: Oh, why certainly. I'd like… H-HAO? WHAT IN THE NAME OF FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS ARE YOU DOING?

Hao: Huh? Oh, it's a long story, but now I can't keep my other customers waiting. Call me when you want to order.

Hao: Oh, and that's a nice bag full of cute stuffed animals.

Silva: EEEP! –hugs bag- LEAVE IT ALONE!

(Everyone looks at Silva hugging the bag of stuffed animals)

(Silva turns blue)

Hao: Well, I'll be seeing you!

And the "mature" shaman faints.

Outside the bookstore

(Ren and Lyserg are holding brand new books)

Ren: So, what brings you here, traitor?

Lyserg: Don't call me that! And I needed a new book to read!

Ren: A book to read to try to ignore the fact that you left us alone?

Lyserg: SHUT U-

(As Lyserg was about to punch Ren, a boy with a bunch of bags came…)

Yoh: Hey, guys.

Lyserg: Oh! Hi, Yoh. You're not angry at me for leaving you, right?

Yoh: Of course, not! You just chose a different path to take! It's not like we can't hang out anymore!

(Ren mutters angrily at Yoh for being so merciful)

Lyserg: Okay, thanks. Hey, are you going anywhere?

Yoh: I was about to go to Burger King for lunch. Everybody is there. Why don't you just eat with us?

Lyserg: Sure!

(Ren's face begins to turn red and his head suddenly started steaming)

At Burger King

(Everybody was there already, including Horohoro)

(Yoh spots Silva sitting on a seat, still firmly grasping the bag of stuffed toys)

Yoh: Hey, Silva!

Silva: Oh, hi Yoh, Anna, Lyserg and Ren. Listen to me. I have news about something you'll never believe…

Horohoro: Hey, guys! What's up? Let's go eat already! I'm starving!

Silva: Okay. So as I was saying…

Hao: May I take your order?

(And the whole group remained silent)

Yoh, Horohoro, Ren and Lyserg: N-NO WAY!

Anna: I knew this was coming…

Hao: Oh! The whole group, eh? I'll show you guys what a great employee I am now!

(Hao runs into kitchen, and then after a few seconds, the whole Burger King restaurant began to shake)

Yoh: W-w-what's happening? Why does it seem like there's an earthquake?

(And at the place where the cashiers are…burgers began to shoot out like crazy)

(Think of a heavy machine gun with burgers instead of bullets)

Man1: HUH? RUN AWAY! BURGERS ARE EVERYWHERE!

(And Man1's face got splattered by a burger)

Hao: FRYBURGERFRYBURGERFRYBURGERFRYBURGERFRY!

Yoh: IT'S ACTUALLY RAINING BURGERS! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

Hao: MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! MY GREATNESS IS UNMEASURABLE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Yoh's group ran out of the mall before the restaurant was completely filled with burgers)

Yoh: That…was uncalled for!

Ren: Well, duh. Like older brother, like younger brother.

(Everyone goes in Ren's limo and they all drive away)

Aftermath

Hao: Phew! That was hard... So, when do I get paid?

Hao: Hmmm... seems like no one's around... I'll just come back tomorrow and buy the computers right away with the money I get!

(Hao looks around and sees a bag of-)

Hao: Oh, lookie! A bag of stuffed toys! I'll bring it home with me.

And all the way in the limo, Silva just cries.

The End.

So, how will Hao get the two computers if he just ruined the name of Burger King? What will happen to the stuffed toys that Silva left? Will Anna ever get the chance to kick Hao's ass? See you next time on Chapter 7!