Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of Marvel, DC, Cartoon shows or Capcom. They belong to their perspective owners.
I'm making my own version of the Civil War by combining some of the storylines that you know from Marvel and DC. My take on the characters in this story maybe offensive and controversial but I'm sure that they won't be as watered down as they were on the comic books that you're reading right now. What I'm doing with the characters is something that Marvel and DC should've done in a long time ago. So no politics and no bullshit. I promise. Enjoy!
After the events of Turtles Forever, the Ninja Trutles went back to doing what they do best: fighting petty criminals, evil megalomaniacs and alien invaders while remaining isolated from society at large.
But when Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael reached their twenties and Michelangelo turned 19 years old, they've been going through a lot of changes. Michelangelo matured a bit while staying true to himself, Raphael has gotten more aggressive to the point where he's gonna kill someone in cold blood which causes everyone to question his behavior, Donatello's the same and Leonardo's relationship with Karai ended when she was consumed by her hatred toward the Turtles after Shredder's death yet again.
The gang warfare between the Purple Dragons and the Foot Clan had gotten out of control and destroyed half of Manhattan where 10 civilians died while 20 more suffered mild injuries, despite the efforts of the Turtles trying to save them.
Back in the Lair, Master Splinter ordered his sons to kneel before him in his room he meditated.
Splinter shook his head in disapproval "I am very disappointed in you my sons. I know you did the best you could to save these people but not only have you expose yourselves to the world, you have given the outside world the reason to hate and fear us! I tought you everything I know about Ninjetsu, teaching you to become true ninjas and practicing the art of invincibility!" and fussed at his students.
"I know, Master Splinter. It's just that..." Leo tried to explain but he was interrupted by Raph.
"Leo screwed it all up! If he would've lead us as he should've been, these people would still alive today!" Raph snapped and accused Leo of incompetant leadership.
"Raph! Now is not the time..." Leo tried to warn him.
Splinter cuts off their argument "Enough! That's how everything falls apart because you did not act as one!"
"WHAT? With all due respect, Master Splinter, you are out of line!" Raph growled at him.
"How dare you speak to your master this way, Raphael?" Splinter snarled at him.
"If you are teachin' us how to be ninja, then, why are you teachin' us to runaway from a fight?"
"I did not teach you to start fights that you can or cannot win, Raphael! I tought you discipline, honor, dignity and courage!" Splinter argued.
"Yes, you did! But this argument is beyond those things! It's about leadership! Leo is too much of a wuss! I'm a better leader than he ever was!" Raph argued back.
"Oh, is that was this is all about, Raph? Is this the argument about leadership?" Leo asked, trying to maintain his composure and the tone of his voice.
"YOU GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS?" Raph shouted.
"Watch your language!" Splinter warned Raph.
"No! This has gone on long enough! I refuse to take orders from you any longer, Leo! As of right now, I'm challenging you for leadership position! Winner gets to be leader." Raph called Leo out and challenged him.
"Raph, don't be foolish." Leo warned him.
Raph shrugged him off and continue with the rules. "Loser is leaves the team. Never to be seen or heard from again."
"You do that, the team gets torn apart!" Leo continued to warn him.
"Well, it's a risk that I rather be willin' to take, bro. If you don't except, then I already won anyway." Raph taunted him.
"Raph, are you nuts? I agree with Leo on..." Mikey accused him, only to get shouted by him.
"SHUT THE HELL UP, MIKEY!"
"That's it! I am so not gonna be bullied by an a-hole of a bro of mine!" Mikey snapped at his least favorite brother.
"Michelangelo!" Splinter yelled at Mikey.
"I know. I'll watch my language." Mikey said.
"It's alright, Mikey. I'll fight him for both of us." Leo reassured his little brother.
"Leo, don't do this!" Don begged his older brother not to go through with this.
"Sorry, Don but I have no choice." Leo apologized to Donatello.
"So do you except or forfeit?" Raph demanded.
"I except." Leo answered and pulled his katana out, knowing that he has no choice but to except his brother's challenge which may tear the turtles apart.
5 minutes later inside the Dojo, the fight between Leonardo and Raphael is about to take place despite the protests of everyone in this room.
Splinter, Mikey, Donny, Casey Jones and his wife, April O'Neil watched in worry as the two brothers brought their signature weapons out.
"This is what I feared most. Two of my strongest sons fighting each other for position of leadership, fearing that this will tear us apart." Splinter said.
"This is crazy! I mean there's gotta another way!" Casey was beside himself.
"Casey's right. We could at least get them to have second thoughts about this." April agreed.
"Yes, I know. But I'm afraid that it is now too late to stop this now."
Before they start fighting, Leo attempt to get Raph to change his mind.
"Raph, I'm giving you one last chance to change your mind." Leo ordered him to stop this before this can go any further.
"No way. I ain't callin' this fight off, Leo. I'm goin' to beat you, become the new leader and kick you out." Raph refused and insisted.
"I inplore you not to do this." Leo begged him not to go through with this.
"The time for talk is over." Raph snarled.
They got in their fighting stance, readying for start this fight.
"FIGHT!" Splinter called and the match got under way with both Leo and Raph clashing.
Leo got the upperhand by blocking Raph's attacks by kicking him in the midsection, which enraged him.
Raph retaliated by channeling his aggressive energy toward his older brother by slicing him on the back of his shell and put him in the chokehold with his sai aiming for Leo's throat.
"Your time is up, Leo! Give up now and let me win or I'll be forced to kill you!" Raph warned him as he tried to slash Leo in the chest but he missed.
"Raph, what is wrong with you? I never see you act like this way!" Leo demanded as he blocked every attack and jabbed Raph in the face.
"You're what's wrong with me, bro! I've always been a hothead as you discribed! And now, I'm about to turn up the heat!" Raph growled before Leo elbowed him in the midsection and hit his face with the jumping roundhouse kick.
They continued arguing while they're fighting each other back and forth.
Their weapons clashed for the last time and both Leo and Raph struggled to overpower one another. When Leo gained the uphand, Raph ruthlessly kicked him in the chest, broke the katana blades in two with his sai and beat him up savagely until Leo fell on the floor.
Everybody gasped in shock but Raph was going for the kill.
"I told you I'd win, Leo. It would've been as painless as it would've been if you'd just gave up." Raph told him. His sai was close to Leo's throat.
"I'd rather lose with honor than surrender like a coward disgracefully, Raph. If you want to kill me so bad, then, go ahead. You'll end up becoming the next Shredder." Leo responded fearlessly.
Raph grunted, got off of Leo, put his sai's away and sneered "Go away and don't come back. You disguist me." before he walked away.
Donny, Mikey, Splinter, April and Casey went to Leo and helped him up. They're forced with the realization that Leo is gonna to leave his family and friends behind.
"I'm sorry, guys. Looks like it's time for me to leave. Raph defeated me and proved that he's better suited as leader than me."
"No, Leo. Please stay. Stay with us." April pleaded.
Leo with a sad look on his face apologize "I'm sorry, April but I can't stay here anymore. Now I gotta live somewhere else."
"Well, you can live with me and April." Casey offered a place in the apartment he and April lived for Leo to live.
"Thanks, Casey but Raph said that the loser must leave, never to be seen or heard again. So I'll have to find a home outside of New York." Leo respectfully declined.
"Bummer. How are we gonna survive without you? Without you around, we're turtle soup completely!" Mikey exclaimed.
"Mikey, we're not little turtles anymore. We're grown up and it's time we move on and go our separate ways." Leo told his little brother before leaving the dojo.
The next morning, Leo with his things packed is ready to say goodbye to April, Casey, Splinter, Mikey and Donny. Raph is somewhere else rather than saying goodbye to him.
"I still can't believe that you're leaving us, bro. Nothing'll ever be the same without you." Mikey
"You led us this far and never looked back. Now we'll have to carry on the fight against the Foot Clan and the Purple Dragons in honor of you."
Leo put his hands on the shoulders of his brothers and replied "Thanks, Don. And don't worry, Mikey. It's not the end of the world yet. I'll see you again someday. But until then, this is goodbye." before they group hugged each other.
Casey said "Hey, pal. I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss the days when you led us against these bums, the Purple Dragons and we beat 'em. I'm also gonna miss the days when you struggled to beat the Shredder and we were with ya, every step of the way. If we were gonna do it all over again..." he started to choke "...we, aw what the hell, we'll keep doin' what we do best while you're gone. And I gotta say, you're the best pal a guy can ever ask for." Casey started crying and started to hug him before continuing "...and a big brother figure for us." he finished his speech before releasing him.
"Thanks, Casey. I appreciated that." Leo thanked him before turning to April.
"Well, this is it. So, of all people..." She started shedding tears and continued "I'm gonna miss you. You were the heart and soul of us all." before she starts crying.
"It's ok, April. Don't worry about me or cry on me. I'll see you guys again, someday. I promise." Leo reassured as he hugged and comfort her before he wiped the flowing tears from her dreary eyes.
"Don't forget us." April whispered and went to Casey who comforted her while she crying on his broad chest.
Splinter gave his prized student his words of wisdom before Leo leaves for good.
"Leonardo, it pains me to see you go but I'm proud of you. Not only have you strive to finally become a true ninja, you accomplished everything and bring true honor to us. Despite a few disappointing defeats, you did not disgraced us nor disgrace yourself. As you walk down a lonesome path of a true ninja, I assure you that you will not be alone. Now go and continue to bring honor to your family and those who were loyal to us. And spread teachings to a new generation of ninjas and protectors of this world. I love you and I'm proud of you."
Splinter and Leo hugged in a father son moment before they broke out of the hug and Leo choked "Thank you...Master Splinter."
"Now, take care, my son. Farewell." Splinter said goodbye to prized pupil.
Leo grabbed his bags and said "Goodbye, everyone. Until we meet again."
Everyone waved their hands and responded with the goodbyes, we'll miss you's, etc, while Raph stood under the tree in the shade, looking on in disgust.
Leo turned to Raph, only to have a hateful glare at him. He turned away, headed toward the streets and called for a taxi.
After the taxi driver stopped and helped him put his luggage in the cap, he asked him "Where to pal?"
Leo responded "To the airport. I'm going to Japan."
"Vacation or livin' there?" The taxi driver asked him another question while taking off to the airport.
"I'm going to live there."
The taxi driver chuckled "Yeah? Well, don't get poisoned by that sushi, pal."
"Trust me. I won't."
After arriving at the airport, Leo took his luggage and went to the airplane that is heading toward Japan.
Unbeknownst to him, he was followed and watched by Karai who was stalking him from the limo.
"Farewell, beloved." She spoke before she closed the window and the limo took off and disappeared.
Later that night, Raph was standing on top of the building, staring at the moon.
When he saw a huge shadow behind him, he turned around and said "It take ya long enough to get here."
"Watch your tone, turtle. I've waited patiently long enough for you to report to me! So...have you dispose of him?" A familiar voice asked him.
"Not what I wanted to go but I sent him packing. I made sure that he lost to me." Raph answered with an evil smile on his face.
Coming out of the shadows are none other than...the Shredder! Along with Karai, Khan, the mutated Hun and Baxter Stockman in his cyborg form.
"Excellent. Let's see how your brothers will survive the armageddon that awaits them for what is to come. Without your older brother interfering!" Shredder laughed loudly through the night, knowing that the Ninja Turtles are severely and systematically weakened by one of their own.
In Manhattan, after a romantic night of crime fighting, Spider-Man and his fiance, the Black Cat decided to call it a night by going back to their lavish apartment.
"Man, I'm poofed. The Rhino gave me the fight of my life." Peter began with a tired tone of his voice.
"After having a bath together, how about a back rub before we get some sleep."
"We may not have anymore sex before marriage but it won't stop me from giving you a full body message." Peter teased her.
"Ooh, I like that." Felicia playfully responded.
"So how do you want it, nude or no nude?" Peter asked her.
"I like it nude." Felicia answered in a sexual tone as they went to the window of their apartment, only to find out that it was opened.
Before they went inside, they heard noises. It sounded like two women were having a struggle.
"Hey, what was that?" Peter demanded.
"Pete, didn't you close the window of our apartment before we swung around the city about few hours ago?" Felicia asked him about the opened window to their shared lavish apartment.
"I did. I...wait a minute. Somebody snuck inside our home and...and..." Peter paused as he heard female voices sounded like they were having orgasism.
"And what?" Felicia demanded.
"Having sex in our living room!" Peter exclaimed.
"What kind of idiots snuck into our apartment and decided to do the nasty here? Nobody does that stuff but us!"
Peter palmed his face "God, I hope it's not Wolverine, Deadpool or Iron Man again! The last time..."
"Shut up so we can bust them and kick their asses!" Felicia yelled at him.
"All right, all right! Now on the count of three. 1!"
"2!"
"3!" Peter opened the door as they headed to their lavish living room, turned on the light and found out that the people having sex in their home turned out to be... Ms Marvel and Spiderwoman!
"What? Carol Danvers? Jessica Jones?" Peter yelled as both Carol and Jessica broke their kiss and used their hands to cover their naked bodies.
"Ah, hi guys. Back so soon?" Carol nervously greeted.
"What are you gals doing here?" Peter asked.
"And why are you making out in our apartment, humping around naked?" Felicia demanded.
"Is there something you ladies want to tell us?" Peter once again asked.
"Guys, I must confess that..." Jessica started to admit.
"We're gay." Carol and Jessica announced their true sexually.
A shocked Peter exclaiming "What? Are you..."
"Yes, Peter. They're lesbians." Felicia sarcastically answered. "What did you expect? I used to be bisexual before we first met. What else?"
"YES! AWESOME!" A very loud voice came the closet in the living room.
"Oh, god. Please don't me that is what I think it is!" Spidey ran to the closet, opened it and found out that it was Deadpool.
"Deadpool? What the freakin' hell are you doing in my house?" Peter demanded answer from the Merc with a Mouth.
"Our house?" Felicia corrected him.
"Yeah, our house?" Peter bumbled.
Deadpool attempted to explain. "Well, uh, after I did some mercenary work as usual, I was heading back to a classified location (which I rather not discuss) until these two bodacious babes headed to your apartment by slowly taking the stairs."
"Elevator." Carol corrected.
"Right. Ok, while they're in the elevator shaggin', I used a grappling hook to climb up the apartment windows to find them. I was about peek through every window until I saw them coming inside a very lavish apartment that had a rich girl's touch and..."
"Just get to the point, will ya?" Peter yelled.
"All right, all right, all right. OK, they got completely butt naked and the next thing I know, they start kissing each other in the lips and my hunch tells me that they are either lesbians or bisexuals."
"I see." Peter said.
"Not to mention that they got really big boobs." Deadpool spoke in a perverted tone.
"Hey! Not as big as mine!" Felicia complained.
"No, Felicia. Yours is the same size as them." Peter corrected.
"Shut up, idiot fiancée." Felicia grunted.
Peter took offence of that and argued "Hey, now! That's just plain insulting! I didn't..." before Felicia put her finger on his lip to shut him up.
"Um, guys, shouldn't we discuss this over a hot bubble bath and a couple of bottles of Heineken?" Jessica interrupted and suggested that both couples take a bath.
"Now, hold on a min..." Peter was about to protest.
"Sure, I'll have the bath ready while Spider get us some Heineken." Felicia cuts him off and answered Jessica's question in a kindly matter.
"But..." Peter tried to protest again.
"But nothing. Either you do it or you're sleeping on the couch tonight." Felicia warned him.
Spidey with a sad look on his face replied "Yes, ma'am."
"Good. Now come girls. I'll escort you to the bathtub. Deadpool, please leave." Felicia said as she escorted the two naked superheroines to the bathroom and ordered Deadpool to go.
"Aw, crap. It sucks to miss all the hot lesbian action." Deadpool pouted.
"Whatever." Peter shrugged.
"Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I'll let you throw me out of the window just so you can let out some steam. I still got that healing factor."
"Fair enough."
Spidey threw Deadpool out of the bedroom window with Wade screaming out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KELLY CLARKSON!" until he crashed on the garbage can outside the apartment.
When he came out of the garbage can, he shout out "YES! I'M ALIVE!" until he heard the sound of the garbage truck and realized that the garbage can was attracted to the garbage truck.
"All right, Frank, take it up!" One of the garbage guys called as the truck dumped the garbage can with Deadpool screaming out "OH SHIT!"
Back inside the apartment, both couples retreated to a bubblebath, drinking Heineken and have an awkward discussion.
"So how's your wedding plans go?" Carol asked.
"Real smooth as long as me and my platinum blonde fiancee are on the same page with zero incident." Peter answered.
"Pete, I'm sorry for my behavior." Felicia apologized to her future husband. "It's just that I can be a real bitch sometimes."
Peter obliged "True but you're my bitch." Felicia shot a death glare at him. "No, I mean girl, girl." Peter nervously chucked.
"That's better."
"C'mon, Felicia. You should count yourself lucky. You're engaged to one of the sweetest and the nicest guys here on earth. Even though he can be an idiot sometimes." Jessica said.
Fed up of being insulted, Peter told her "Jess, I would appreciate that you stop bashing me like that, OK? I've already had a rough divorce from Mary Jane who's already moved to Hollywood to be become a professional actress while I'm stuck in the city, setting to marry one of the hottest chicks known to modern man."
"That's true."
"Anyways, since when did you gals became lesbians?" Peter asked.
"About two months ago. We dated men in the past but none of them were right for us." Carol answered.
"We were temperately bisexual for a month. After many missions together, we...fell in love. Carol and I ended up having a relationship." Jessica followed.
"Wow. That was indescribable. You said you dated men in the past but they aren't good enough for you, right?" Peter commented.
"Right. Most of them are jerks." Carol answered.
"Yeah, I figured. Anyways, does Cap know about this?" Peter asked her.
Carol shooked her head and said "No, not yet. We planning on telling them, hoping that we don't get kicked out of the Avengers for being gay."
"Lesbians." Jessica corrected her.
"Same difference, Jess."
"Cap's a great guy. Stark's problably saw women kiss each other in the lips before. The other Avengers, I don't know." Peter said.
"Look, Jess and I are commited to have a relationship and we want your support if we are gonna come out to the Avengers and let them know that we're lesbians and we fell in love with one another." Carol convinced them to offer them support.
"If we're gonna do that, you're gonna deliver your half of the bargan." Felicia stated.
"Name it." Jessica replied.
"I want you two to be my bridemaids in our double wedding with Wolverine and Storm."
"Deal." Carol and Jessica agreed as they started to kiss each other.
"Look. If you're still gonna have lesbian sex in our lavish apartment, you can take in the guest room." Peter told them.
"Sure but first, we gonna make out in the tub." Jessica said, touching Carol's left breast.
"You two are welcome to join in." Carol invited as she and Jessica continued to kiss each other.
"So, darling, wanna make out in our tub before we take it to our bedroom?" Felicia asked her fiancée, his chest.
Peter sighed and then smiled, knowing that he's not gonna argue with his fiancée "Well, tomorrow's my off day and I gained a new power."
"What power?" She asked.
"A power to make a woman...well, you know..." Peter then whispered in Felicia's ear which causes her to purr like a cat.
"My cat senses are purring." Felicia flirted.
"Like I said before, "With great power, comes great responsibility.""
"Then use it responsibly." Felicia suggested.
"You got it." Peter replied.
"But first, say the magic words."
"Here kitty, kitty, kitty." Peter teased her in a romantic kind of way.
"Meow!" Felicia seductively responded as she and her fiancée started to kiss each other in the lips.
Jessica and Carol broke off their kiss and exchanged glances by saying those words.
"I love you, Jessica Jones." Carol confessed to her girlfriend.
"And I love you, Carol Danvers." Jessica playfully reply as they resumed back to their kiss.
Both couples romance the night, not knowing what tomorrow will have in store.
Next time: The Thundercats deal with Pumyra's betrayal while trying to get more stones before Mummra does. Lion-O continued to endure more hardships that exculated ever since Tygra and Cheetara hooked up but Cheetara has a secret that may either tear the Thundercats apart or determine the outcome of the love triangle between Lion-O/Cheetara/Tygra.
And then, random events that lead the implosion of the X-Men: Wolverine became the target of the Red Right Hand, his fiancée Storm became possessed by a demon while her soul is literally trapped in hell and discovered the hard truth about Wolverine that test the fiber of their relationship and Cyclops does something that bring Schism within the X-Men and raise tensions between the human race and mutantkind.
A/N: I must apologize for the Voltron part of this story. It too fast and I had time to develop it but don't worry, I get it once I bring out the crossover, Civil War.
I'll see if I could at least finish up the Spider-Man bodyswap answer to the crap that'll been shoved down our throats before I go back to G.I. Joe Trading Faces.
Thanks, Dan Slott! You gave me the reason to write my own take of it so I can make sure Doc Ock dies this time! What happens to Pete and Felicia is up to me. And there'll always be an alternate ending to my story too.
