The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Also, the Alphabet idea isn't mine. It belongs to Frank15. Also, everything I mention belongs to their respective copyrights. However, all my characters belong to me.
This part, the game continues!
Play Ball!
"And welcome back, everyone!" Chris shouted out loud.
"Err, I highly doubt they would have time to use the bathroom in about 6 seconds." Vikki stated. "Or grab some soda."
"Whatever, the main factor is, Alec of the Codies is headed up to bat, while Nuva of the Noahs is pitching." Chris said, in an announcer's voice. "And this game is bought to you by Tina-O's! A mouthful of cotton candy, in every bite!"
"Wait, we're being merchandised, now?" Selena asked.
Confessional: Gotta make the bucks somewhere…
Selena: Who would buy that crap? …And where's MY cereal?
Whitney was sitting in a makeshift dugout, eating a bowl of said Tina-O's. "He's right about the cotton candy, and it comes with its very own Tina figure… snowboarding on a strawberry wafer?" She asked.
Yuki looked at the figurine. "This is very well made… Do we ALL have a cereal?"
"Speaking of cereal, we're just about to watch Alec strike out." Xander said, as Alec indeed struck out.
"Pfft… They didn't do the right SCIENCE coding anyway…" Alec replied, pouting. "Can you do any better, Hannah?"
"You can count on me!" Hannah said, smiling.
Selena went to the pitching circle. "Good luck… Knowing my luck, I'll strike out."
However, to Selena's surprise, that wasn't the case, as Hannah hit the ball, clear out of the park. A glass breaking noise was heard.
"Oops… Apparently my virtual self is strong as well… Sorry, Master Chief!" Hannah yelled out loud.
"Hey! Hannah cheated!" Peter angrily yelled out loud. "I call a Challenge!"
"Dude, it's the wrong sport." Ross said, in a deadpan expression.
"Whatever, the point is, Hannah hit the ball clear across the parking lot, and not into Master Chief's car, but…"
"Which car window got totaled?" Hannah asked.
Confessional: Does Hannah have to pay virtual allowance, as well?
Hannah: Okay, I had to bribe these guys with some guns for accidentally ruining their car with a LOTTA chocolate bars, an autograph of some dude named Jimmy Gibbs Jr, a new vest… And was it just me, or did I see some girl with long as crap fingernails… crying for no apparent reason?
Bob: Wow… how STRONG is Hannah? She's a bully's worst nightmare, both in game and outta game!
Luka and Yuki were next up.
"Good luck, hon!" Yuki said, smiling.
"Thanks. You too!" Luka replied.
"DON'T ENCOURAGE HER!" Danny yelled out loud. Needless to say, the animal lover manage to get third.
Next up was Isaac and Ugra. Isaac wasn't feeling in the zone, currently.
"So, you gonna swing?" Ugra asked. "You're not even trying."
Isaac was quickly struck out.
Whitney and Danny's turn soon came up.
"Okay, I'm gonna hit it for a home run…" Whitney said to herself.
"Heh heh heh… Watch this." Danny said as he threw the virtual ball. On screen, they could see Danny's avatar throw the ball, and it hit Whitney in the face!
"Aw, come on!" Whitney complained. "I was winding up, as well!"
"Hey! Why did you bunt the ball at Whitney-Chan, you baka?!" Kagura yelled at Danny.
"Just cause." Danny replied back at the Asian girl.
"Look, if you make us lose, you might as well join Zero-Baka at the dinner table, where-ever he is…" Kagura finished.
Once again, Alec was up to bat. After about two strikes of struggling, he finally got into the game, and hit the ball, sending Luka home.
"For SCIENCE!" Alec yelled out loud.
The score was 2-0. Yuki would end the top of the inning by getting struck out by Luka.
"Eh, can't win them all." Yuki replied, shrugging her shoulders.
As the game went on, Tina sat down next to Maxwell, who was reading a manga, all while waiting for his turn.
"Hi, Maxwell!" Tina said to the otaku. "Whatta you reading?"
Maxwell suddenly blushed. "Uh, just Sketchbook. It's really good, if you wanna read it."
"I'm more partial to Hidamari Sketch, myself." Tina responded. Maxwell lit up.
"Hey, that's one of my favorite mangas! It's both silly and cute at the same time!" Maxwell said with glee.
They both laughed together. "So, Maxwell, since the game could go on for a while, wanna battle me at Pokemon?" Tina said as she took out her 3DS. "I'm warnin' you… I'm tough!"
"So am I!" Maxwell said, taking out his 3DS as well. "Bring it on!"
Confessional: I choose you!
Selena: Ugh, geeks in love. What this world needs is more geeky people…
Tina: Just wait until Maxwell meets my Audino named Uzuri!
Maxwell: Just to clarify, me and Tina are JUST FRIENDS! Although, those glasses make her look cute…
Ethan, meanwhile, sat next to Jeanette. "Hi, Jeanette!" Ethan said to her with glee. Neither noticed Yuki watching them from the dugout, as she smiled a little.
"Hi, Ethan! Still having those dreams in sepiatone?" Jeanette asked.
"Yeah. I just can't shake the feeling that I saw that girl before." He said, until he realized something. "Hey, how did you know about the dreams?"
"Candace told me. She said you were trying to find that girl who you had to leave behind all those years ago…" Jeanette said.
"Yeah, I promised I would meet up with her again someday, and I would be her boyfriend." Ethan said. "And I would never break a promise."
"Well, I hope you find her soon!" Jeanette said, still watching the game. "I'm glad the game's virtual. I really don't want my asthma to flare up.
"Yeah, like the other day…" Ethan replied.
The rest of the game went well, until it ended with a score of 6-3. With the Cody Crushers taking it all!" Chris yelled out. "Now, for Game Two for the Chris McClean series! Batting up for the Codies…"
The campers looked at the screen. Francis, Bob, Gina, Ethan, and Jeanette's head appeared.
"As for the Noahs…"
Nuva, Omelette, Ugra, Vikki, and Quentin's face appeared.
"Well, looks like we're batting together!" Ethan said to Jeanette.
"Yeah, let's kick some Noah butt!" Jeanette yelled out in happiness, until she calmed down a little. "Sorry…"
Confessional: If I had legs, I would had kicked Zero's butt…
Jeanette: Guess I still have a bit of nerd left in me… Oh, well.
Ethan: Jeanette is a good person to talk to, though she still gives me some deja-vu. In fact… I can't stop smiling whenever I think of her.
Yuki: I swore I saw Ethan smile while sitting next to Jeanette. I hope they end up together!
Omelette: BOO! Kicking butt's bad for you! And by you, I mean them! You'll damage it! And yourself in the process! But, maybe I can make Jeanette grade butts, instead…
"And batting first for the Noahs is Nuva! And pitching first is Francis! And this game is brought to you by Yuki Berry Crunch! With a bite full of rainbow, in every bite!" Chris said, holding a box of said cereal, which had a picture of Yuki swimming in the cereal, using a Cheerio as a floatation ring.
"Wow, I didn't think I become a cereal mascot…" Yuki said to herself.
Whitney ate some of the Yuki Berry Crunch. "Wow, this is great! And it comes with a Yuki figurine, with brushable hair!"
Yuki took a look at the figurine. "Who comes up with this stuff, anyway? I don't mind, to be honest. And why us to use as advertisements?"
"Maybe it's the fact we're still fresh faces…" Ross said. "In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing a Whitney doll or a Ross doll…" Ross suddenly blushes. "Or a Luka doll."
"Wow, you like Luka, huh?" Whitney said. "It's only the third day, but Ross has already found love!"
"I don't have a crush on her!" Ross replied in a hushed whisper, while blushing.
"That blush tells us otherwise…" Yuki teased at him, as she began to draw Ross and Luka sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G… Or would it be P-I-E-R-C-I-N-G?"
Meanwhile, Maxwell and Tina were in the middle of their Pokemon battle.
"Well, well… You knocked out my Audino. Now, wait until you see VayVay!" Tina said as she sent out a giant mushroom. It look like it had shields for hands. It was the Pokemon, Amoongus.
"Oh, yeah? Just see my Throh, Ward! Maxwell said, as he pressed a button, and in his game, a red creature wearing a judo gi, materialized out of the Pokeball.
Quentin couldn't help but overhear. "I have a feeling I heard of those awesome names before…"
Confessional: Shout Outs FTW!
Maxwell: Wow, Tina's Audino was tough! And Ward had a bit of trouble with VayVay. But still, a fan of manga and video games… She's okay… No. Not just okay… She's awesome!
Tina: It went down to my Mandibuzz named Zita vs. his Minun named Zed. It was a tough battle, but at the end, it was a tie. Zed had a rocky helmet on, and I survived with 1 HP, then I went ahead with Ariel Ace, knocking it out. But It was a good battle none the less. Plus, I dig his hat.
Quentin: I still think of… Blasting Cragmites whenever I hear those names.
A while later, t was the second inning, and the score was 1-0. Bob was up to bat.
"Well, Bob? Get ready to warm the bench some more, cause Omelette the Out-Fielder is gonna strike you out!" Omelette said to the kid.
"Uh, Omelette? Outfielders are pretty much in… the outfield, and you're up to the mound." Bob explained.
"Aw, come on! I wasted five minutes thinking of a cheesy line! What other baseball positions start with the letter "O", anyway?" Omelette sighed with playful annoyance as she pitched the ball, and Bob got to first.
Gina and Ugra were next.
"Look, Ugra! A shiny Emerald!" Gina said, pointing at a random direction.
"Ooh, where?" Ugra asked, as he pitched the ball, striking Gina out.
"Aw, come on! I even distracted you, too!" Gina replied, smiling. "Good game, Ugra!"
Ethan was next up, as he went into a daydream.
In a crowded baseball stadium, Ethan was walking up to home plate.
"And batting next for the Codies, Ethan Reelbront!" Chris shouted out loud, as the audience started to chant his name.
"Ethan! Ethan! Ethan! Ethan!..."
"Huh?" Ethan asked, as he snapped back to the real world.
"Ethan, you have two strikes on you." Vikki replied.
"Oh, right… Oops. Sorry, everyone!" Ethan said, as he got to batting position. Sadly, he got struck out by Vikki.
Jeanette was up to bat, and went against Quentin. And despite the fact that Jeanette has never played the game before, she hit a home run, bringing the game to 4-0.
Francis would bat next, and take first, followed by Bob, and Gina. Ethan would hit the ball, bringing the score to 7-0. Suddenly, the words "Mercy Rule" appeared on the screen.
"Wow, we got butt-creamed…" Omelette said to herself.
"And the Codies clobber the Noahs 7-0 in a Mercy Ruling!" Chris shouted into the microphone. "No time for rest, the third game is about to start! Take a look at the screen…" The teams watched the screen. "And up for the Codies are…
"Please not me… Please not me…" Peter said to himself.
"Alec! Candace! Isaac! Kagura! And Luka! And for the Noahs are… Maxwell! Tina! Selena! Ross! And… Peter!"
Peter was appalled. "No! No way am I playing that kiddy rubbish!" Peter yelled at his team.
"You mean the kiddy rubbish that's on your lovely console you brag on about?" Omelette said with a sly tone in her voice. "I too, have one! I play LittleBigPlanet on it."
Confessional: The author's friend is a fan of the series.
Omelette: I even made a level on it called Butt-Tropolis Act 1! Half of it was set in a school, though.
"Whatever, I don't care if those sackboys bleed red cotton, I'm still not playing!" Peter yelled.
"Actually, if you don't play, it's an automatic ride on the Boat of Losers!" Chris said. Peter got up with a dark look on his face.
"You got lucky this time, blondie. But before I play…" Peter replied, flipping Omelette off with both hands. "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Omelette blinked at Peter silently with an unimpressed look on her face.
"Not gonna say something? You can't! Because you're blind!" Peter said.
"Can a blind person… do THIS?" Omelette suddenly asked, as she nodded at Vikki, as Omelette accidently knocked Peter back, and over Vikki's extended leg, knocking the fanboy over. Omelette then proceeded to squat up and down in front of Peter's face. "And for the record, I'm NOT blind. I'm photophobic!"
"Ooh, burn!" Maxwell said, watching the action occur.
"Okay, before Omelette farts on Peter by accident during her teabagging…" Chris replied, as…
"Too late, Chris!" Omelette shouted out loud. "Thankfully for him, it wasn't all that smelly."
"…This game is bought to you by Luka Lunches! The most rebellious lunch around!" Chris said.
Luka looked at the sandwich from one of the Luka Lunches Whitney was holding, with slight disappointment. "Hey, if you're gonna base something on me, at least make it vegetarian…"
Whitney then bit into the sandwich, and felt something. "What the world…"
She then lifted the top of the sandwich.
"Rebellious is right; there's a tongue piercing in the sandwich." Whitney replied, as she tossed the sandwich away. "Something tells me they're gonna be recalled soon enough."
"Eh, at least I can keep the coupon." Luka said.
"Um, this coupon's for some TV dinner in the UK…" Whitney replied. "And it expired… today."
"Well… crap." Luka cursed.
As the game started, Hannah sat next to Bob, talking about stuff.
"So, you were goth since 8 years old?" Bob asked.
"You bet! It's pretty much a family trait!" Hannah replied, with a grin.
"So, your entire family's gothic?" Bob asked Hannah.
"Well, my mom and dad are, so is my cousins Pixie Corpse, Blood Cherry, Skull-Restorer..." Hannah said as she smiled. "It runs in the family. Hahaha!" As she laughed, the skull on her shirt closed its eyes in an anime fashion. Bob was puzzled.
"How does your shirt do that?" Bob questioned.
"Well, it's kinda an expressive shirt. It changes with my mood. Anyway… I think you make an awesome goth." Hannah said.
"Nah, I really don't think so, black's not really my color." Bob replied. "And I don't have the wristbands to prove otherwise."
"I'm sure you would still be awesome, either way." Hannah said, smiling.
Ethan and Jeanette were watching the two. "Aw, young love." Jeanette teased at the two.
"LOVE?!" Bob yelled out. "We're just friends, that's all!"
"Sure, that's what you say, guys… Enjoy your date!" Ethan said.
"FOR THE LOVE OF CAKE, IT'S NOT A DATE!" Hannah shouted at Ethan.
Confessional: So, would that make the date a lie?
Hannah: Really, it's not! Who thought that a boy and a girl hanging out together means they're a couple?
Bob: Hannah's just a friend my age, nothing more, nothing less… Though her hairstyle is kinda cute…
Meanwhile on the field, the score was 5-4, and Peter was up to bat… not doing anything.
"Peter, you gotta swing the ball!" Maxwell yelled at him.
"Just getting out there isn't good enough for you, I gotta play, too?" Peter yelled at her.
"You better play, dude! Unless you want us to sic Tina on you! You saw what she did to Zero!" Ross yelled out, referring to what Tina did to Zero last night.
"But you were injured!" Peter yelled back at him.
"Uh, Peter?" Luka spoke up, in the middle of Ross' and Zero's argument. "I'm gonna swing now." Luka done so, and the game said "Strike One", without them noticing.
"Oh, sure, getting up to him was a great idea, look where it got you, Cactus Back!" Peter yelled back at him.
"Cactus Back? Seriously? I woke up around 3 in the morning, and I thought I heard some mumbling coming from you, which sounded like "No, not the lipstick, anything but that!" Ross shouted at the fanboy.
Xander giggled. "Gnarly burn, man."
Peter was appalded. "When did you hear that?"
"Last night?" Ross replied, shrugging his shoulders.
"Peter? Gonna swing now!" Luka said to him again, but it was no use.
"Strike Two!" yelled out the voice in the game.
Meanwhile, Maxwell and Tina were enjoying some popcorn while watching the back and forth between Ross and Peter.
"This is gonna be a highlight, that's for sure…" Maxwell said between bites. "More popcorn, Tina?"
"You bet!" Tina said, taking a handful of popcorn. "I hope Peter doesn't have a fanbase, and even if he did, it most likely went downhill really fast… Does he even have a fanbase?"
Both Maxwell and Tina looked at each other. "Naaahh…"
Back on the field, the argument continued.
"It was the 3rd Grade! I didn't expect those girls to be having makeovers at that slumber party!" Peter yelled at Ross.
"Well, you bought it to yourself! You should have left them alone!" Ross yelled back at the fanboy.
"In fact, speaking of makeovers, your girlfriend could use one! Just ditch the piercings, and that ridiculous hair, and… She'll be a lot less ugly!" Peter yelled out.
Luka couldn't handle it no longer, as she was angry now. She threw the ball as hard as she could.
"Strike Three! You're out!" spoke the game.
"WHAT? I didn't even get to swing!" Peter yelled out.
"Oh, sure, Mr. I gotta play too, whatever you say… Ross yelled at him. "Thanks for shutting him up, Luka!"
"No prob." Luka replied, as she walked over to her team's dugout. Candace sat by her.
"Wow, your aura was glowing red with anger…" Candace said with concern. "If it'll cheer you up, I still think your piercings make you look unique and cool."
"Thanks, Candace." Luka replied. "It's that, bullies calling people ugly is what sets me off. You're fine, just the way you are!"
"Truer words have never been spoken…" Candace said. "That, and show is renewed for next season."
Confessional: Basebrawl Averted
Ross: I can't believe Peter would insult Luka! Sure, she's a bit different… Well, a LOT different, and looks like someone you were bring home to your parents, if you wanted to freak them out and the both of you end up on that show on MTV called Parental Control, but… She's a real nice girl inside. And she likes animals. Instant win!
Luka: Calling people ugly really sets me off… My friends, the Peaceful Paws, does more than protect animals. We also go after bullies who, well, bully the weak and helpless. We may look like thugs, but we're rightful thugs.
Candace: I wonder if Luka can give me advice for withstanding getting ears pierced and getting a tattoo…
The rest of the game went swimmingly well, and the Noahs managed to defeat the Codies, 5-7, without Peter's help.
"Okay, now, the fourth game of the Chris McClean series is about to begin! And playing for the Codies are… Bob! Hannah! Issac! Danny! And Francis!"
"Guess I'm batting again." Francis said.
"And for the Noahs, we have… Selena! Xander! Omelette! Ugra! And Yuki!"" Chris replied. "And this game is brought to you by Maxwell Munchies" He then held up a box with Maxwell's picture on it. "A mouthful of yummy goodness in every bite!"
"Tongue piercing free?" Whitney asked, feeling skeptable from last time.
"Absolutely 100% tongue-stud free!" he said back at her.
Relieved, she began to eat the meal. It even came with a coupon for a free manga. "Uh… What's this… High School Debut?" She looked at Maxwell.
"Uh, it's a really good manga, if you're into romance." He said.
"Oh, okay…" Whitney said. "Doesn't hold a candle to Ouran High School Host Club, though."
The first inning went off without a hitch. The Codies would take the lead 3-0, and the Noahs would score two more points before the second, making the score 3-2. Around the second inning, Bob would hit the ball, and steal first. Hannah would hit the ball out of the park again, and send herself and Bob home, making the score 5-2. Issac, however, got struck out easily.
"Isaac, what happened with the team spirit?" Bob asked, as Isaac looked at him. "Nevermind…"
Confessional: Accidently scary
Isaac: I didn't mean to scare Bob…
When Danny got up to bat, however…
"Okay, now it's time to do this thing!" He said, as he pointed up twice, then down twice.
"Uh, whatta you doing?" Ugra asked Danny.
"Quiet, shiny boy! You're ruining it! Left, Right, Left, Right…"
Tina noticed almost instantly what Danny was doing. "Is he… doing the Konami Code?" She asked out loud. "I don't think it's a Konami game!"
Back on the field, Danny traced the B with his finger, then the A, then spelt the word "Start" with his finger...
On screen, Ugra's avatar automatically bunted Danny with the baseball, and Danny's avatar went towards him, with rage. The virtual dugout cleared out within minutes.
"That's what the Konami Code does in this game? Incite a brawl on the field?" Tina asked out loud.
"This'll be on the sports report…" Francis replied.
"Wow, I never see the day that someone used a cheat code for a Kinect game… But because of the virtual brawl, Danny's avvy is ejected from the game, meaning, you are, too!" Chris said.
"Aww, WHAT?" Danny yelled out in surprise. "I didn't know this would happen! I thought it would give the team 20 free points!"
"Or at the least, big head mode." Quentin replied.
"Whatever the cheat, rules are rules!" Chris responded. "You're out!"
"Ugh…" Danny moaned.
Despite all their best efforts with four people, the Codies lost to the Noahs 5-8. The series was now tied.
"Okay, people… Remember when I said if there was a tie, we would have a tie breaker? Well…" Chris said as a spotlight shined on a certain product which angered Peter…
A Nintendo Wii.
"For the tie breaker round, one of you will go ahead in a game titled… Wii Boxing!" Chris shouted. Codies, Noahs, choose who you want to send out to the ring.
Almost all the people on the Noahs shouted out the name "Peter".
"WHAT?!" Peter yelled at them. "But… They don't have any good games on that trash heap! In fact, Nintendo, in general, sucks! Especially THESE titles right here!"
He then takes out a rather long list, rolling over Tina's feet. She got curious, and read it.
"Hey, Harvest Moon's a classic series I enjoy playing!" A disappointed Tina replied.
"Wimp!" Peter yelled out.
"Whatever, man…" Chris said, completing ignoring Peter's rant. "Now, Codies… Who do you want to choose?
The Codies went into a huddle.
"So, if they're sending out Peter, who should we send out?" Ethan said.
"I recommend Bob-Kun." Kagura answered. "Being he and Tina-Chan's tight, and he insulted Nintendo."
"I second it, Kagura." Luka said.
"So, it's agreed then." Hannah also said, then turned to Bob for his insight."You sure you wanna go through with this?"
"All of this for insulting Nintendo?" Bob replied. "Okay… Besides, he's insulted my quote-unquote sister long enough…"
The Codies broke their huddle, as Candace spoke up.
"I say we let Bob fight for our team." She said.
"Perfect! Now you got 30 minutes to relax, while we get everything prepared." Chris said, as the campers dispersed.
Confessional: The fight of the century!
Bob: Peter really pisses me off, and sorry for the foul language… But he should know that graphics and gore don't make a good game! Give me Super Mario World any day of the week!
Peter: So, I'm going up against Bob… No matter, I'll just send him crying home to his momma!
Hannah: Think I should borrow a orange knit cap, to be Adrian?
Tina: Is it bad that we wanna lose on purpose?
The Codies were in front of the Flounder's cabin. The rain has sent stopped, but it was still cloudy.
"Okay, if it's a boxing match that they want, we gotta go through a training montage." Hannah said. "Hey, it's pretty much mandatory in ANY sports story!"
"Dude, it's just Wii Boxing. No big whoop." Luka said. "Besides, I think our resident Little Mac can take Peter on."
"…Plus, Peter is just plain…mean, I should know." Isaac spoke up.
"Something on your mind, Issac?" Bob asked.
"Nah, Bob… Just forget that I said anything." Isaac answered.
"Okay, now, let's get this stuff started!" Hannah shouted as she held up a CD player. "Let's punch! Jab! And join the Nintendo Fun Club today!"
Everyone looked at Hannah with a confused look.
"Um, don't you mean Club Nintendo?" Bob asked.
Meanwhile, on the other side of camp, the Noahs were debating on what to do.
"So, Danny hates the cute stuff, huh? Maybe we can… train him to like the cute stuff?" Omelette asked.
"Hmm… Think I outta download some pics from LOL-Cat to show him?" Nuva replied.
"I have some "Friendship is Magic" DVDs you guys can use…" Ross said before silencing.
"I didn't know you were a brony, Ross." Xander said. "Awesome!"
"Speaking of which, where is Peter, anyway?" Vikki said as Yuki came back, dragging a yelling Peter by the feet.
"NOOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! NO NO NO!" He yelled out.
"Now that I have said dummy fanboy in question, what should we do?" Yuki asked. Almost instantly, most of the campers grew a mischievous smile.
Confessional: This isn't gonna be good for Peter…
Ross: I… got into it because everyone was talking about it. And… Fluttershy is best pony.
Nuva: How did my gal Yuki know where he was at, anyway?
Tina: I'm staying outta it. Besides, Peter's dug his own hole…
Hannah pressed the button on the CD Player, and what appears to be training montage music starts playing. She was showing Bob some jabs, while using a pillow as a punching bag. Bob didn't do so hot.
"Okay, we gotta perfect your jab." Hannah said. "Like so!"
Hannah then began to punch the air, to which she accidently knocked down Isaac.
"Oops. Sorry, Isaac!" Hannah quickly apologized.
Meanwhile, Peter was tied up, looking at cutesy drawings, courtesy of Yuki and her art skills. He couldn't look away, because Omelette held his head and eyes open.
"I feel like puking…" Peter said, trying to excuse himself.
Bob's training montage continued as he did push-ups with Hannah and Candace's help. He then took to the punching pillow again. He was getting stronger.
"48, 49, 50!" Candace coached Bob. "You gotta feel the burn, man! More so than Kimiko from Xaolin Showdown!"
Peter's "training" continued as he was forced to watch Friendship is Magic.
"Who cares if they got blank flanks? They suck, like you all do!" Peter yelled out loud.
Bob was still training, and they were outside. Hannah showed him a true punch, and she punched the pillow so hard, it accidently went off the rope, and it hit Whitney.
"Oops… Sorry, Whitney!" Bob shouted out loud.
Peter was now holding a 3DS. It was a struggle trying to keep his hands on the device, and he broke free from his restraints, and put the handheld on the ground. He raised his foot, but…
"You stomp on my 3DS, you're paying me for a replacement!" Tina scolded the fanboy.
Bob was now punching like a pro. The rest of the Codies cheered.
"I think he's ready…" Hannah said.
Peter broke free of their grip, and ran off. "If you need me, I'm hiding until this one-sided fight begins!" He yelled at them.
"So, was this training montage really necessary?" Tina asked her fellow campers.
"Nah, we just wanted to mess with him." Omelette said.
After the thirty minutes were up, the teams assembled at the building, which had a makeshift boxing ring built. Along the sidelines, Nerdi was sitting (Or close to sitting for a puppet like Nerdi) on a table, with a microphone close to her.
"Good Evening, Boxing Fans, and welcome to our main event!" Nerdi shouted into the microphone. "It's an event of the ages as the young Bob of the Codies takes on the Meanie of a Man, Peter from the Noahs! Let's go ringside to our Referee Chris to introduce our boxers!
Inside the ring, Chris McClean, wearing a referee shirt, takes a microphone lowered from the ceiling, and begins speaking into it.
"Introducing first, for the red corner, he's a fan of anything that shoots! He is also into high-tech graphics! And he complains a lot when he loses on multiplayer… Give it all up, for… PETER!" Chris yells into the microphone.
Sure enough, Peter starts walking down as a familiar rock song starts playing and the Noahs and Codies starts booing loudly.
"Is that from Call of Duty?" Xander questioned.
Peter then enters the ring as Chris starts speaking again.
"And entering for the blue corner, he's small, he's cute, and he saved Hannah on the first day! Give it up for…Bob!" Chris yelled.
Bob starts walking to the ring with the audience cheering as a familiar song starts playing.
"Is that from Mario 3?" Tina questioned. "Nice use of the retro tunes!"
After Bob enters the ring, Chris starts speaking again.
"And need we mention that this fight is sponsored by Chef Squirrel's Cafe! Home town nuttiness every day!" He said, before adding "…What? Expecting a camper to be a sponsor?"
Whitney was eating some of the food from said resturant. "They even have a branch on the island as well. Tastes rather good, too."
"Okay, you know the rules, there are no rules… Except keep the fight to the TV screen. Now, go!" Chris said to the two as Chef Hatchet, dressed in drag, holds up a "Round One" card.
"That's really disturbing…" Ethan said, replying to the Chef. He was wearing a grey sweater, and a knit cap.
"Are you TRYING to scar Bob?!" Hannah yelled out loud, scolding Chef.
"It's fine, Hannah." Bob replied. "No worries!"
Confessional: Stealer of Hats…
Bob: -He is shivering in fear-
Peter: I'm not touching that Wii-Mote with my bare hands! So… (He holds up a couple of hats on his hands) I'm just "borrowing" some hats… I'll give it back once I beat Bob… Maybe.
Maxwell: How come I fell a draft on my head?
Vikki: Yeah, just as well…
Peter went on the offensive as he punched wildly, even if he never played Wii Boxing before. Bob let in a few punches, before his avatar on-screen got knocked out.
"Oooh, Bob took a hard right from Peter…" Nerdi said. "It looks like it could be lights out for him, shame too… I was rooting for him."
"Come on, Bob, get up!" Ethan said. "You can't let him win!"
Bob was shaking the Wii-Mote in order to get his avatar up. Soon enough, he was on his feet again.
Meanwhile, Tina was talking to Maxwell about stuff. "So, after this challenge, we'll be rivals again." He said with a sad tone of voice.
"Sure, but we can always talk to each other between challenges!" Tina answered. "And besides, why would I treat you like crap, despite being on a different team? You're a nice person to hang around with!"
"And you're the coolest girl I know." Maxwell replied, smiling. "Anytime you wanna borrow a manga from me, feel free to!"
"Speaking of which, where's your cute hat?" Tina questioned.
"I don't know; I spoke to Vikki after her confessional, and she seemed to be missing her hat as well." Maxwell replied.
"Dudes? I think I found the source of the missing hats…" Xander said, pointing to the ring where Peter was using them as gloves.
"Why that dirty thief! Can't he touch a Wii-Remote without cringing?" Maxwell yelled out as he started to yell out at the top of his lungs. "Bob! You can do it! We believe in you!"
Tina said nothing, and went to ask Omelette's help to grab his and Vikki's hat back.
Confessional: Not just a hat…
Maxwell: It's not just a hat to me, it's what I have left of my dad… And seeing Peter steal it… Urgh!
Bob, hearing Maxwell cheer for him, started to go for the offensive, but the round was up.
"Okay, Bob." Hannah spoke to him. "You gotta watch for his uppercut, go for a straight punch, and join some kinda club, today!"
"How does joining a club help?" Bob asked.
"Nothing, really. Seemed like a fun thing to say." Hannah replied. "Now go out there and give Peter the old one-two!"
Bob and Peter went out there, and gave it everything he had.
Meanwhile, Whitney was in the middle of a dinner.
"Why do they give me this spoon?" Whitney asked, as Tina approached her. "I don't even like cole slaw, anyway."
"You and me both, but… Can I borrow that spoon?" Tina asked.
"Borrow it? Hell, keep it!" Whitney said, giving Tina the spoon. "I'm not gonna use it for anything."
"Thanks!" Tina replied, thanking her friend.
Now, Tina was close to the ring, holding the spoon, and scanning Peter.
"Going for the aim…" Tina said as she tossed the spoon, and it landed on Peter's head.
"OW!" Peter yelled in annoyance. When he rubbed his head, he somehow let go of one of the hats.
"Now, Omelette!" Tina yelled out loud.
Sure enough, the photophobic girl grabbed up Vikki's hat that fell from his hand, complete with a "Yoink!" from her.
"Aw, what?" Peter yelled out in annoyance, as he grabbed the nunchuck, without realizing his bare hand touched the Nintendo Product!
"Now, Bob!" yelled out Ethan. "Go for it!"
Bob did so, and took the majority of the second round. When the third round began, Bob was really on the defensive, with the crowd chanting Bob's name.
Peter suddenly knew what was going on.
"EEW!" Peter replied grossly.
Bob took his chance, and knocked out Peter's avatar to the ground.
"1! 2! 3! 4!..." said the voice in the game.
Peter started to shake the Wii-mote furiously to try to get his boxer up. Sure enough, it got back up.
"Ugh…" Bob uttered in annoyance.
"Don't worry; you'll get him down soon!" Hannah replied. "Just DON'T panic!"
"Panicking isn't the bad part; I'm more concerned about Peter!" Bob shouted out loud.
The round continued, as Bob went to the offensive again, while Peter was not even trying anymore. Peter's avatar got knocked down again around the 2:59 mark as the ten count started up.
"1! 2! 3! 4!..." said the voice in the game again.
"If he gets up, it's gonna go to a decision…" Hannah said.
Peter then realized something.
"If I lose… NO!"
"5! 6! 7! 8!..."
Peter tried shaking the Wii-mote, but it just couldn't do it… It's batteries ran out.
"9! 10! KNOCKOUT!"
The entire crowd cheered with applause as Hannah lifted Bob into the air. However…
"Whoa, Hannah!" Bob shouted out loud, inches away from hitting the ceiling. "Too strong of a lift, man!"
Hannah quickly caught Bob. "Oops… Sorry!"
"Think nothing of it." Bob replied.
"And the winner of this match is Bob of the Codies, making them today's big winner!" Chris shouted into the microphone. "And your reward is the actual Wii used in the challenge! Along with a small TV to use it on, plus three games for you to test it out on!"
"Awesome!" replied Bob.
"Now, for you Noahs… I'll see you guys, at the bonfire! Oh, and the teams are dissolved, after the bonfire!" Chris said as he left the ring. Maxwell was up to Peter's face within seconds.
"I think you have something that belongs to me…" He said to the graphics fanboy.
"Wait, what hat? I didn't say anything about any hat!" Peter said, trying to weasel his way out of it, but being surrounded by his really pissed off teammates, he dropped the hat, and ran off. Maxwell took the hat, and reapplied it to his head.
"Maxwell, it was only a hat…" Selena said.
"Well… I kinda have an attachment with my hat…" Maxwell replied. "Him stealing it really rubbed me bad."
Confessional: It's Game Over for someone soon…
Maxwell: Is there any doubt who I'm voting for? This belonged to my dad!
Nuva: Later, Peter! And by later, I mean a while later, you bitter –BLEEP-!
Whitney: Guess its Game Over for you, Peter!
Tina: Okay, I tried to be nice to Peter, but after stealing a friend's personal possession... That is NOT funny!
Selena: I vote for Tina, like always… Maybe I can make her and Maxwell cry…
Peter: I'm still in this! (He said as he took a screwdriver and held up the voting box.)
The campers waited for Chris to appear. He then did so. "Campers, what happened? You were doing so hot during the second half of the challenge, and yet, you let a kid beat you!"
"So? Kids can be tough! Look at Hannah!" Ugra said.
"Whatever, what's done is done! Once we're back on our original teams, we can lick our wounds." Selena explained to Chris. What she didn't realize was that Peter had a hint of glee in his smile.
"Perfect… They don't suspect a thing…" Peter said, glaring at Tina.
Tina, however… "I wonder if a new Pokemon is gonna be released on Serebii…"
"Anyway, if I call out your name, come up, and claim your marshmallow. Omelette…"
"Quentin…"
"Ross…"
"Nuva..."
"Maxwell..."
"Whitney..."
"Ugra…"
"Yuki…"
"Selena…"
"Vikki…"
"Xander…"
Only Tina and Peter were left now. Tina was really worried and sweating bullets, while Peter was still smiling evilly.
"Forget the new Pokemon… I'm on the chopping block, on the bridge, and Peter's about to hop on the axe…"
"So long, you autistic, cotton-candy scented scaz!"
"Tina, Peter, this is the final marshmallow. And tonight it goes to…"
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Tina was a bit surprised, but got up and claimed her marshmallow. But Peter had an expression that only had one word on it… priceless.
"What?! You VOTED for this freak of nature?" Peter yelled out loud. "Someone who SHOULD had her mike muted a LONG time ago?!"
"But this freak of nature has something you WON'T have!" Selena yelled out loud. "A HEART!"
"Peter, it's time to walk the Dock of Shame, brah…" Chris replied, holding a riot shield.
"I even had a full proof plan, and it still failed! GRRRAAAHHH!"
"Full proof, my butt…" uttered Vikki in her breath.
"Yeah, full proof, Vikki's cute and round butt…" Omelette muttered back.
"You won't last ten minutes without me, anyway! In fact, I outta ban you ALL off my server!" Peter yelled out loud. But Ross had one more thing to say.
"Peter?" Ross asked Peter.
"What?!" Peter angrily yelled out.
"SHUT UP!" Everyone said in Unison at Peter as he boarded the Boat of Losers, and within minutes, the boat was gone beyond the horizon.
"I don't understand what he means by that… What was his full-proof plan, anyway?" Tina asked.
"Who knows... I'm not even a part of his server to begin with!" Omelette said as the team dispersed back to their own teams.
Confessional: Game Over YEAH! (Guitar Twang)
Yuki: As what they say, what goes around, comes around! (She says as she opened the voting box, and took out paper that had Tina's name in Peter's handwriting, and replaced it with paper with Peter's name on it.) I knew what you were gonna do, I had this gut feeling. (She holds out Tina's votes.) These will be good for drawing on…
Flyin' Flounder, Boy's Side
The boys were ingaged in a racing game featuring very familiar characters…
"Come on, we can do this, Beth!" Bob said, as he sped past Maxwell and Ethan's characters, and took first place. "Yeah!"
"Now that I think of it, what games do we have?" Bob asked.
"Besides Total Drama Racing, we got Total Drama Fighter, and… Total Drama Letterific: The Game…" Ethan said. The box art of Letterific depicted some of the game characters huddled in fear while a demon was starring them down.
"Wow, and rated T for Teen…" Ethan said.
"I heard they were gonna rate it M for Mature." Bob replied, as the door opened, and an irate Isaac was standing there.
"Chris caught me sneaking into the Boathouse. So I'm rooming with you guys tonight…" Isaac said as he sat on his bed, and took out some contents from a box. "Just… Don't trouble me, okay?"
"Trouble you with what?" Bob asked, as Maxwell held a hand on Bob's shoulder.
"He'll tell us in due time…" Maxwell said. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta be somewhere…" Maxwell said as he left the cabin, holding a manga.
Confessional: Poor Issac…
Isaac: I don't know how I'm gonna tell them what my hobby is… To be honest, I'm scared, that'll they make fun of me…
Ethan: You don't think Maxwell is going to visit someone who's name starts with "T" and ends with "ina"? …Maybe.
Maxwell was standing outside waiting for Tina to open the door. Sure enough, she answered it. "Here you go, Tina. K-On. It's really good." He said to the gamer girl.
"Aw, cool!" Tina exclaimed. "It's so cute and everything!"
"Now with Pete outta the way, you can relax now, huh?" Maxwell asked.
"To be fair, the XBOX never bothered me, anyway." Tina replied. "It's just the trolls that are on there…"
"Yeah, aren't they a bit TOO young to shoot virtual terrorists?" Maxwell said, blushing slightly. "Anyways, Good night?"
Tina smiled warmly, as she patted Maxwell on the top of his head. "Sweet dreams, hon!"
Tina soon closed the door, as Maxwell started to walk back to his cabin.
"Sweet dreams to you too." Maxwell replied, still slightly blushing.
Chris was standing on the Dock of Shame, ready to give the Outro to the episode.
"And so, it was Peter that went home, after an awesome fight with Bob! But what will happen next? Will I become more awesome, or what? Find out next time, on…"
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"DICTIONARY!"
Votes:
Maxwell : Peter
Nuva : Peter
Omelette : Peter
Peter: (Tried to replace the votes, but failed.)
Quentin: Peter
Ross: Peter
Selena: Tina
Tina: Peter
Ugra: Peter
Vikki: Peter
Whitney: Peter
Xander: Peter
Yuki: (Replaced the votes meant for Tina with Peter's votes)
ELIMINATED: Zero, Peter
And Peter is eliminated! Peter was just made as a take that to all the CoD Fanboys everywhere… Well, the immature ones, anyway. He was rude, brash, and… Not a nice guy.
Next Time: It's time to go Medieval! And there's a strong chance a contestant's past is revealed!
BaconBaka OUT!