hi everyone! i'm so excited we finally made it to this part! what could be happening to the doctor? :o enjoy!

chapter six + chapter six = twelve

inside the farmhouse mama H was making pancakes for breakfast while mama A was passed out in the bathtub from too much beer. amy was sitting with rory at the table and he was still in his long johns, but amy was naked because they made love earlier.

"HELP!" i screamed, draging the doctors cold body into the house.

"henna you get out of this house this instant, you're not welcome here!" snapped mama A.

"BUT THE DOCTOR IS DYING!" i cried.

everyone gasped and helped me get the doctor onto the sofa. we tried to get him to wake up by snapping a celery stalk under his nose, but it did nothing. rory joked about farting into his nostrils to wake him up, and everyone glared at him.

suddenly gold fairy dust started appearing around the doctors body and fireworks came out of his belly. amy and rory grabbed into me.

"what's happening, mom?!" amy asked, scared.

"i don't know!" i screamed.

suddenly the doctor sat up and started creaming! everyone screamed as his body was engulfd=ed in fire. suddenly it stopped and the doctor fell back to the sofa.

"d... doctor?" i asked, and turned his head and gasped.

this wasn't the doctor. it was someone else, it it just had to be, this guy had gray hair that was all curly and wrinkles and a big nose. also his weenie was bigger hence the size of his nose. he opened his eyes slowly, they were blue, unlike the doctors brown eyes.

"h... heanah?" he asked in a much more deeper and nasal voice, kind of like ernie the muppet if ernie was a smoker.

"doctor?! is that you?" i asked.

"yes, its muy," he said "uy gess uy'll have tew explain sam theengs, hauh?"

we all gathered around the fireplace with hot chocolate and chocolate cake that mama H baked to celebreate the doctor not being dead. mama A finally came out of her beer coma and joined us too.

"so what happened doctor tell us" i asked.

the doctor sighed and clapped his finger together nervously. "weall, uy am what ees knoeuwn as a tuymeload, i travel threw tuyme in a baux knewn as tha tahdees," he said, "bat... muy speaceas can dew samtheeng extrordinaroy... we can regeneruyte."

"i don't understand" said mama A.

"eef wea duy, then wea can come back tew luyfe... but wea louk different."

"why?" asked rory.

"we louk different because ouah bodeys use the deeferent dna we could ave used to louk deeferent when we were babeys."

"oh"

"yes. sew, noeuw uy louk like thees." he said and gestured to his new bod.

"oh doctor, why didnt you tell me, i love you, you can tell me anything its the only way relationships thrive" i said and stroked his cheek.

"uym sorrey, heanah... uy deedent want tew scah yew ouff"

"henna... we also have something to tell you." said mama H.

"what is it mother?" i asked and turned around.

"you... were adopted"

i gasped in horror. "i was adopted?!"

"yes" my moms said sadly.

"but but i thought you gave birth to me mama H?! out your vagina?! LIKE EVERY NORMAL WOMAN?!" i said having a breakdown.

"no and don't say vagina at the tabkle," said mama H. we were sitting at the kitchen table. "i couldnt have a baby with aurora because... i am sterle"

"okay okay okay okay okay," i said, hyperventilating. "tell me... who arer my real parents?"

the doctor put his hand on my shoulder to calm me. "your real parents were onyx and ruby stone, your original name was citrine, but we changed it when we brought you here to hide you. your parents came from a far off planet called callisto, a planet made entirely of crytsl and glass, but it was attacked by an evil alien threat called the splinterers."

"THE SPLINTERERS WHO ARE THEY?!" i screamed in terror. i almost soyld myself but stayed strong because i am a lady.

"theyre primary objective was to split apart every crtstal they found and suck the energy from it, the planet was destroyed and the people were killed because they had some crytsal in them too, your parents asked us to take you and your pet chiwawa cookies because we worked with them as intergalactic spies, so we agreed and thats how we got to this point."

"that explains how i could always grow crystals in those little kits we alsways got and got crystals in my blood and my eyes and my pee that one time"

"yes"

"but what about cookies? did the splinterers kill him too?"

"no" said mama A " you really liked baking as a kid and thought he was called cookies because he was cookie dough and put him in your easy bake oven and accidentally kiled him so we buried him and told you he went missing"

"... holey fock." i said, surprised.

"yes, now you know the story" said mama H.

"so what happened to my home planet" i asked.

"we dont now it could still be out there, but please henna dont go after it, we cant lose you again" my moms said.

"moms im so grateful for everything youve done, but i have to do this" i said :lets go doctor."

we piled into the new tardis and waved goodbye to my moms. the doctor set a course for callisto.

"eet weall take us several weaks tew get tew cawleestouew," the doctor said "

"oh man thats a long time" i said.

"yeas bat wea can youse eet tew get used tew mah nouew boday" said the doctor and kissed my neck.

the doctor picked me up and carried me to our bedroom. he ripped my clothes off and ripped his off as well, i could see his massive gargantuan particle beam and it was IMPATIENT FOR ACTION. i pried open my pork toast and he rammed his pickle inside and we made hot sweet chocolatey love. only he couldn't go as deep this time because i was pregant and his weenie kept bouncing off the birth bag like it was a balloon.

because he wasnt able to go completely in, it took 14 weeks to reach orcasm. we briefly considered using my butt but i wouldnt be able to feel it if it was in my butt so we stuck with my juicebox. when the doctor FINALLY reached orgasm angels started singing hallaluya and the doctor started screaming in estasy...

THEN RORY CAME BARGING INTO THE ROOM JUST AS WE WERE IN THE THROWS OF PASSION.

"mom dad we have made it to callisto also were hungry" said rory still in his lonng johns.

"ROUREY LEAVE THEES ROUM UYM TRUYENG TO RAM YOUHRE MOTHAH" the doctor said and his weanie deflated to toohtpick size because rory ruined the moment.

"but dont you think youvw done enough i mean amy and i have been able to hear you through the walls this whole time this new tardis doesnt have very good insulation" rory said.

"UGH FOCK YOU ROURY"

rory left and we got dressed. thankfully we had been exercising this whole time so our muscles hadnt aptrphyed they had actually gotten stronger! so we put on our clothes twice as fast and went outside and stepped out of the new tardis and onto my homeworld.

"BLOODEY FOCKIN WANKAHS!" i shrieked, dont judge me i dont usually swear, i was picking up from the doctor. something wasnt right on this planet.