Title: Sea, Sand, and Shinobi

By: chibi-kyuubi

Rating: PG-13 (Some scenes and language are not suitable for very young readers.)

Category: Humor/General

Summary: The shinobi of the Hidden Leaf take a much-deserved break a few months after Orochimaru's attack on their village. It all begins when Jiraya asks Naruto to join him and Tsunade for a trip to the beach. Something happens, and then suddenly everyone is on the trip as well. With transportation provided by Tsunade, and accommodations paid for by Jiraya, this trip is bound to be fun if not funny.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. It owns me.
Chapter 6 – Come Come Paradise the Game (A Night in Hotel Konohawaii part 2)

"Uh-oh," Jiraya thought. "This is going to get ugly."

Asuma, Kakashi, Iruka, and Gai went through the door behind Jiraya a few seconds later. They all froze at the sight of the two empty beds in front of them.

"I think I'll just sleep on the couch," Jiraya said as he took some of the pillows inside the closet and threw them into the couch in the main room. Everyone else wished that they thought of it first.

"I think the boys have an extra couch in their room. I'll just place it beside our couch so I can fit in," Jiraya said as he placed his bag on the floor, and then he went out of the room. After closing the door behind him, Jiraya stopped to think on what he was going to do. He didn't really plan on doing anything when he went out of the room. He just wanted to avoid the conversation that was to happen inside the men's room.

Jiraya then went back to the registration desk to hit on the lady hotel manager again.
Silence fell upon the room as Jiraya left. Everyone just stood there staring at the two beds for a few minutes.

"Um, I guess I'll be sleeping on this one," Iruka finally said as he approached an empty bed.

"Very well then, I'll take the other one," Gai said immediately after. He went to sit on the unoccupied bed. After finding a comfortable spot in the bed to sit in, he looked at Asuma and Kakashi, and then made the Mr. Nice Guy pose. With his teeth flashing he said, "So, who's the lucky person who gets to sleep with me?"

Asuma and Kakashi were staring blankly at Gai when they heard this. Without even noticing that it sounded wrong in many ways, they dashed into the opposite sides of the bed where Iruka was sitting.

"I guess I'll be sharing this bed with Iru-," Kakashi and Asuma said at the same time.

"Hey, I was here first!"

"No way, I was already here when I saw you arrive!"

"Don't worry, one of you guys could share this bed with me tonight," Gai interrupted. Kakashi and Asuma ignored him.

"You know, he has a point," Iruka added. He was ignored as well.

"Oh come on, I've always been faster than you!"

"But you started from the far side of the room!"

"Um, but you're standing from the bed further than I am!"

Upon realizing what was just said, the two suddenly jumped into Iruka's bed. Iruka quickly dodged the two men before he got crushed between them.

"I got into the bed first!"

"That's impossible! I felt the bed shake when you landed!"

"I bet Iruka knows who got into the bed first!"

The two of them looked at Iruka who was sitting near the headboard. His hair was a bit messy since he landed headfirst into the pillows from his narrow dodge.

"Well, um, I actually didn't notice since I was busy dodging you and all," Iruka said.

"Then tell us who arrived at your bedside first," Kakashi said feeling sure it was he.

"But I wasn't looking that time either," Iruka answered.

"Well then, how about your tell us who you would like to share this bed with you," Asuma said. He knew that Iruka and Kakashi had some sort of fight during the chuunin selection exams, so Iruka will definitely choose him.

"I'm not so sure I want to ans-," Iruka suddenly stopped when Kakashi appeared behind him and started to massage his back.

"I'm pretty sure he is going to choose me," Kakashi said in a smooth voice.

Asuma suddenly grabbed Iruka's feet started massaging them too. "So Iruka, who's it going to be?"

Iruka fell silent. He didn't want to give an answer just in case one of them got angry. Asuma and Kakashi are both jounin, and he was pretty sure that any one of them could beat him up easily. There was only one alternative left. Iruka looked at Gai, who was getting more and more comfortable in his bed.

"Come on, any one of you guys share in the warmth of my bed this evening," Gai said.

But Iruka didn't want to sleep beside Gai either. He then returned his attention to the two jounin who were all over him. "Well, I'm not so sure if-"

"There is no way he's going to choose you."

"Ha! I'm the better masseur so he'll pick me."

The quarrelling that had changed to a massage competition went on for more than 20 minutes. Iruka and Gai tried to stop them of course, but the only thing they have managed to do was to be ignored. When Jiraya finally arrived to call them for dinner, Iruka's body was already numb from the rubbing.

"Come on, you can finish that later," Jiraya said. He almost laughed out loud when he saw Iruka nearly suffocating. He was turned upside down so that Kakashi can massage his back. But Iruka's face was pushed into a pillow, stopping his air supply as well as his words of protest. Jiraya also brought the extra couch with him, even though Sasuke didn't want him to.

"Alright," Kakashi and Asuma answered as they let go of Iruka.

"But don't think that this is over," Kakashi said to Asuma.

"I don't," Asuma said as he tried to carry Iruka to dinner. Iruka managed to jump off Asuma's arms and told him that he'd rather walk. Asuma would have carried him anyway but Kakashi and Jiraya glared at him.

Gai was still telling them that his offer for a sleeping partner is still open, but none of them paid attention.
Everyone was there to meet Jessica in front of his or her rooms. Jessica finally arrived and led them up another set of elegant stairs towards a large wooden double-door which was the entrance to their dining room.

The multi-purpose hall was perfectly converted into a dining room. No one would have noticed that the room was also used as a conference hall or as a disco bar during certain events. At the sides of the room, there were tall windows with ornamental plants between them. On the ceiling was large chandelier, which was bright enough to light up the entire room. In the center of the room was a long table with chairs placed all around it. In front of the chairs were different kinds of plates, bowls, silverware, and chopsticks. The amount of extra plates and utensils almost seemed reasonable because of the quantity of food that was prepared for them. There were steaks and roasts for several kinds, with an assortment of pasta, and other types of food they rarely see in Konoha. All of the food was already set in the table, except the deserts, which were found in carts near the entrance. Not only was there a lot of food, but also everything seemed to be delicious. Naruto and Chouji's mouth was already watery from the sight and smell of the food alone.

When Jesicca finally asked them to sit down, everyone rushed to his or her seat in the table. There was a little commotion when Asuma, Kakashi, Anko, and Shizune started to fight on who gets to sit beside Iruka. Eventually, Anko and Shizune were the ones to get the much-desired seats since Tsunade warned Asuma and Kakashi about picking fights with ladies. Iruka obviously wasn't happy with the seating arrangement since both of the people sitting beside him were trying to spoon-feed him. Sakura and Ino saw this and started spoon-feeding Sasuke as well.

After the long but satisfying dinner, Jiraya and Tsunade said that they should return to their respective rooms and rest since they will move out early the next day. The kids however, had other plans that night. On their way down to their rooms, Sakura approached Naruto and Shikamaru and told them to come with her towards the back of the group to discuss something.
A few minutes after they had returned to their rooms, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata tiptoed out of their room wearing bathrobes and carrying bath towels. Sakura lightly tapped the boy's door, and when Shino opened it, the four of them quickly slipped inside.

"So, are we ready?" Ino said.

"Yeah!" Naruto, Kiba, and Lee shouted. The three of them were already in their bathrobes. The other boys weren't as verbal as the three, but they seemed to agree on the plan as well since everyone inside the room was already in their bathrobes. Sasuke was wearing original Uchiha bathrobes of course.

"Shh! Not to loud," Sakura said to Naruto. "Everyone move over here. Here is the plan, we will move out of the room one by one starting with Hinata and meet at the elevator on the opposite side of the staircase."

Naruto got more excited upon hearing the word "elevator."

"Okay, move out," Sakura said.

Hinata was the first to leave followed by Shino, who was to be followed by Kiba.

"Kiba, are you sure you're going to bring Akamaru to the pool?" Ino asked.

"Of course I will," Kiba answered. "Akamaru knows how to swim so he'll do okay."

"That wasn't what I was worried about."

After Kiba was out of sight, the members of team 10 followed them outside one by one. A few minutes later, it was already Neji's turn, followed by Lee and Tenten.

"Hey Tenten, are you bringing that camera to the poolside?" Lee asked. "Won't it get ruined when it gets wet or something?"

"Don't worry. I especially bought this camera for this occasion, so it's waterproof," Tenten replied.

"But why are you so keen into bringing a camera?" Sakura was starting to get suspicious. "After all, it's just a simple trip to the beach."

Tenten gave a nervous laugh. Lucky for her, it was her turn to sneak towards the elevator. Sasuke followed after her.

Naruto and Sakura were the last to leave the room. Sakura had to stay behind to make sure that he locks the room. When they finally reached the elevator, they had to wait for it to pass by empty so they could all fit inside. Finally, after passing by their floor three times, it was already empty. They all went inside and Naruto was given the privilege to press the button that indicated the tenth floor.
Meanwhile, in the women's room, Anko and Shizune finally stopped glaring at each other. Shizune was now occupied with watching the television.

"Kurenai-san, what are you doing over there?" Anko asked as she approached Kurenai who seemed to be very immersed with the computer.

"Not that computer thing again," Tsunade said. After giving Ton-ton another bowl of pet food, she stood up and approached Kurenai too. She was intrigued by what made the jounin hooked to such a machine.

"Oh, it's nothing really," Kurenai said.

"Come, Come Paradise the Game? What's that?" Tsunade asked as she looked over at the monitor.

"I don't really know," Kurenai answered. "I just found it on the menu panel and thought that I should check it out. It seemed that one of the previous guests in this room got it from the Internet."

"Oh look, it's Kakashi and Asuma," Anko said while pointing at drawn images of Kakashi and Asuma on the monitor.

"And Iruka too," Kurenai added. Shizune heard this and stopped watching the TV to have a look at the computer as well. But the pictures of Kakashi, Asuma, and Iruka were only standing there and doing nothing.

"Go on Kurenai, go and press something," Tsunade said.

Kurenai pressed the enter key. The images of Kakashi, Asuma, and Iruka started to move and seductive music started to play from the computer.

"What's happening?"

"I don't know."

"Look, they're moving towards each other-"

"-and, and-"

"-and removing their clothes?!"

"Hey, did someone turn the air-conditioning off?"

"Um, what are they doing?"

"Iruka-chan looks cute with his hair untied."

"Kakashi-san too with his mask removed."

"Gulp."

"Maybe I should open the windows?"

"Just keep the door closed. And check the air-conditioner while you're at it."

"Is that what I think it is?"

"Uh-oh. I think I know where this is going to lead to."

"Eeep."

The screen suddenly flashed, and the four females went silent for a few seconds.

"Ooooooh," they chanted afterwards.

"This is just a cartoon, right?"

"But wouldn't that hurt? For a guy, I mean."

"Just shut up and watch."

In the men's room, Jiraya was also playing with the computer. The female hotel manager told him earlier something about all the computers in the building being connected with each other. This gave Jiraya the idea that he could probably use the connection to access the camera attached to the computer in the women's room. After all, he knows a lot about computers since he uses them for his "information gathering" sessions. Plus this was also the best time to do something like that since his other roommates were preoccupied. Gai was already asleep after eating so much during dinner, and Asuma and Kakashi were in the bathroom, giving Iruka a bubble bath. It seems that he still hasn't decided who will be his bedmate.

After a few minutes of tinkering, Jiraya had already accessed the camera and microphone in the computer of the women's room, but he can't see or hear any of them. All he could see is the television that was turned on and the empty couch in front of it. He also couldn't hear any of them talking. It was pretty weird that the computer and television was turned on yet nobody was using it. Since he can't rotate the camera to check if they're in the bedroom, Jiraya just stopped trying and went on to surfing naughty websites.

He didn't realize that the Tsunade, Anko, Kurenai, and Shizune were unconscious on the floor with their noses all bloody.
"So, do you think they've noticed we're here?" A male voice said.

"Not a chance. The Hokage still thinks that we're on a mission," answered a female voice. "But we finished it three days earlier, so it wouldn't be like we are slacking off."

"Yeah, and they could have noticed us in the reception room when we were there," the male voice added.

"So just sit back and relax. We've been doing a lot of work for the leafs these past few months and we deserve a break." The female voice said.

"But didn't one of those lifeguards say that this pool is reserved by special guests?" The male voice said again.

"Don't worry, we can easily beat up anyone who tries to take this pool away from us. Right, Gaara?"

A third person nodded his head once in agreement.
Author's Notes:

For those who do not know what Come Come Paradise the Game is about, I'm sorry but I can't tell it here because this is only a PG-13 fic. But from what I heard, all I can say is that it is a Japanese fan(girl)-made game not suitable for kids of all ages. Anyway, while writing the previous chapter, I was wondering if I should add yaoi and yuri relationships since it would effectively double the number of pairings. But I decided to make this fic consitent, and making it purely het. (Or maybe some yuri fluff later. Just kidding.) I'll just leave some stuff for you readers to interpret as you wish, whether you're into yaoi/yuri or not. Thanks to all the reviewers by the way. I hope the other readers (if there are any) submit a review as well. XD