Author's Note:

My laptop is broken, sorry about the delay. Anyway I swear I'll write more tonight but I'm out of time and I wanted to post something. Thank you so much to everyone who wrote. I now have 50 reviews! That's even more then my first story, When You Break A TV.

Chapter #6

"Well even you elves will be unable to believe the horrid lies Legolas has been writing," Gandalf said to Elrond.

"Hey why don't you two stay and listen to a feel chapters?" Sam proposed. "If you still agree with Legolas after that I'll be very surprised."

"We'll see," Arwen answered as Elrond sat down on a chair near Legolas.

"On with my story then!" Legolas cheered.

"Here we go," Boromir sighed.

And so the Fellowship went back down the mountains and traveled to the doors of Moria. While Gandalf started trying to open the doors Legolas warned the hobbits about the Watcher in the Water.

"No he didn't!" The four hobbits argued loudly, "he DID NOT!" Elrond and Arwen exchanged looks each silently wondering if coming into the library had been a bad idea.

"Of course Legolas," the four hobbits said bowing low, "we trust you."

The four hobbits in the room all made disgusted faces all feeling sick at the thought.

"You'd think we were little children from the way he writes us," Frodo muttered.

"Ahh Master Baggins," Elrond said consolingly, "but to an elf who is thousands of years old you might as well be children." Pippen stuck his tongue out at the elf lord. "I rest my case," Elrond said smugly.

Then Legolas went over to look at the riddle on the doors of Moria. Of course it was soooooo-

"This is just ridicules," Gimli grunted loudly over Legolas. The elf in turn pushed the dwarf's helmet down over his eyes.

ooooooooo simple! Legolas knew what it was instantly.

"Liar!" Gandalf and Frodo yelled together.

"You had nothing to do with solving the riddle," Frodo shouted.

"You didn't even KNOW it was a riddle," Gandalf accused pointing a finger at the elf.

"Gandalf," Elrond gasped surprised, "control yourself, please."

But Legolas did not want to help them solve it, he knew they would all be safer outside the mine rather then inside. The stupid short dwarf-

"Hey!" Gimli yelled out as he yanked the helmet off his head.

- had no idea the dangers that were inside the mine he loved so much.

"How was I supposed to know?" Gimli asked. "Do you think I would knowingly lead you all into danger?"

Legolas was beginning to suspect that Gimli was trying to lead the Fellowship into danger-

"Why would Gimli do that?" Arwen demanded.

-in order to prove his amazing battle skills.

"This story makes less and less sense every sentence," Boromir grumbled as Gimli sulked.

Meanwhile over by the lake Merry and Pippen were bugging Aragorn and Boromir because they were bored. Finally their short tempers couldn't handle it anymore.

"Go throw rocks into the lake," Boromir told them sharply.

"But Legolas said-"

"Never mind what Legolas said," Aragorn told them in an attempt to sound like a leader, "just do it or else."

"Aragorn!" Arwen turned to her husband. "How could you be so mean to both those sweet little hobbits and your good friend Legolas?"

"But I didn't- I would never- Legolas!" He turned on the elf. "Tell her that I didn't do that!"

"It's the truth," Legolas said stubbornly. Arwen glared and didn't say anything.

"He didn't," Merry told Arwen, "Legolas is lying!"

And then the Mary-Sue's came.

Legolas has started reading again in a loud voice. Everyone froze, Aragorn had a horrified look on his face while Legolas had an evil smirk on his face.

"You wouldn't…" Aragorn said in a scared voice. Legolas' grin widened.